Author Topic: Jinfash appreciation thread (Read 6425 times)

Reb · « **on:** July 28, 2014, 11:12:40 AM »

Let's celebrate Jinfash and trade anecdotes about him.

I once posted about a lump in my neck in the random talk thread (turned out I was just being neurotic, nothing going on) and when he read it a few days later he sent me the sweetest PM, even though I already posted the outcome.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:16:47 AM »

He's actually pretty cool IMO.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:17:40 AM »

He's got some nice DSL's.

Squiddy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:20:06 AM »

Don't think I've ever seen him post here, but I like his posts on GAF.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:26:03 AM »

The GOAT

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:27:24 AM »

he was the absolute worst when he first showed up

lennedsay · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:31:22 AM »

My child knows him as "Uncle". He's also the most beautiful man I've ever seen.

Jinfash

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:34:37 AM »

We got drunk and ate giant burritos

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:41:25 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 28, 2014, 11:15:14 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Really bugs me that the gif represents OP as monosyllabic #sperginout

Raban · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2014, 12:03:13 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 28, 2014, 11:20:06 AM

Don't think I've ever seen him post here, but I like his posts on GAF.

ah, the alienation of new members. so delicious.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2014, 12:13:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 28, 2014, 11:33:44 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 28, 2014, 11:31:22 AM
My child knows him as "Uncle".

Funny, I also call him uncle

we must be related, cuz he my daddy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:21:10 PM »

One time I mentioned that my back was hurting. A few days later Jinfash arrived at my place and gave me a full body massage. I even paid an extra 50 roses for her to rub his stubble on the inside of my thighs.

bork · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:27:52 PM »

There's been Jinfash sightings for decades now, but he's just a myth.

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:28:30 PM »

Probably the only person I actually like here outside Oscar, DC, and Wrath.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:35:06 PM »

my back is hurting

king of the internet · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:38:51 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2014, 03:28:30 PM

Probably the only person I actually like here outside Oscar, DC, and Wrath.

Well, we don't like you either.

Dick.

Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2014, 03:28:30 PM

Probably the only person I actually like here outside Oscar, DC, and Wrath.

Shut it dipshit.

Tasty · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:58:05 PM »

Jesus you people are touchy (and gullible.) You'd think this was a high school cafeteria.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:12:48 PM »

His little snipes towards the board are kinda wack. Can be a little diva at times. Humor is pretty targeted and on-point though.

Tasty · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 28, 2014, 04:14:30 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2014, 03:58:05 PM
You'd think this was a high school cafeteria.

what was your high school cafeteria like? did your mom give you capri sun after you finished your connecticut state geography final in your room? did you get to eat with your siblings and then play tag in the backyard for PE?

Capri Sun

That was middle school, not high school.

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:25:38 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 28, 2014, 04:25:10 PM

Jinfash >>>>>> Andrex.

Easily.

That hair alone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:27:14 PM »

I've fucked him before

Raban · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:34:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 28, 2014, 04:27:14 PM

I've fucked him before

well yeah hasn't every icon? I thought that's what being one meant

Tasty · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:48:21 PM »

I assume the icons just get together for monthly orgies (yearly, in DC's case.)

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:54:56 PM »

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No cause I was only homeschooled for half a year after being kicked out of Catholic school.

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Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:56:58 PM »

Not gonna say except I took that L, brehs

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:03:29 PM »

Blink once if a priest put it in your butt.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:08:09 PM »

Jinfash was pretty cool, but nowhere near as awesome as Shaka

Positive Touch · « **Reply #28 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:14:35 PM »

back off you freaks*

*stlbore not included

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:42:23 PM »

don't know if I shared this story before. back in 2008 me and him played littlebigplanet together online. we were collecting bubbles, flipping switches, all that stuff. it was fun. at one point he stops for about 30 seconds and then stamps a picture of a penis on the wall. understand that littlebigplanet only lets you take pictures with the playstation camera, no uploading jpegs or whatever. and there was a playstation controller covering maybe half or a third of it. afterwards he kept on playing the level like nothing happened. I've asked him about it over the years but he's always coy about answering.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:56:47 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 28, 2014, 04:56:20 PM

what did you do to deserve that

Snitched on a priest.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31 on:** July 28, 2014, 06:08:40 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 28, 2014, 11:33:44 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 28, 2014, 11:31:22 AM
My child knows him as "Uncle".

Funny, I also call him uncle

You mean you don't call him daddy?

Quote from: fryinghigh on July 28, 2014, 05:42:23 PM

don't know if I shared this story before. back in 2008 me and him played littlebigplanet together online. we were collecting bubbles, flipping switches, all that stuff. it was fun. at one point he stops for about 30 seconds and then stamps a picture of a penis on the wall. understand that littlebigplanet only lets you take pictures with the playstation camera, no uploading jpegs or whatever. and there was a playstation controller covering maybe half or a third of it. afterwards he kept on playing the level like nothing happened. I've asked him about it over the years but he's always coy about answering.

He probably already had a stamp of it in his pop-it. The Playstation Eye will save pictures for you to reuse later there in LittleBigPlanet.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** July 28, 2014, 07:32:23 PM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on July 28, 2014, 05:42:23 PM

don't know if I shared this story before. back in 2008 me and him played littlebigplanet together online. we were collecting bubbles, flipping switches, all that stuff. it was fun. at one point he stops for about 30 seconds and then stamps a picture of a penis on the wall. understand that littlebigplanet only lets you take pictures with the playstation camera, no uploading jpegs or whatever. and there was a playstation controller covering maybe half or a third of it. afterwards he kept on playing the level like nothing happened. I've asked him about it over the years but he's always coy about answering.

The best part of this story is the implication that Shaka's dick is at least twice as a long as a Dualshock controller.

chronovore · « **Reply #33 on:** July 28, 2014, 08:57:15 PM »

I'm just happy he got over his silly snit with the record companies and his back catalog is available again.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** July 28, 2014, 09:03:37 PM »

I appreciate Jinfash.

Kara · « **Reply #35 on:** July 28, 2014, 09:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2014, 04:56:58 PM

Not gonna say except I took that L, brehs

I got busted doing really awful things in Catholic school and I managed to stay enrolled.

pretty bad.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Or your parents couldn't afford to pay the extra tuition troublemakers at Catholic schools get assessed.

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Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #36 on:** July 28, 2014, 10:25:33 PM »

I was an exemplary student in Catholic school and got nothing but straight As. Come at me bros!

On topic, Jinfash is the best. Each passing day that I don't see him makes me want to go on living less and less.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37 on:** July 28, 2014, 10:27:22 PM »

Jinfash is a Prince among men.

Kara · « **Reply #38 on:** July 28, 2014, 10:32:35 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on July 28, 2014, 10:25:33 PM

I was an exemplary student in Catholic school and got nothing but straight As. Come at me bros!

And we're all shocked that you ended up as a volunteer internet hall monitor.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #39 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 28, 2014, 10:32:35 PM

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on July 28, 2014, 10:25:33 PM
I was an exemplary student in Catholic school and got nothing but straight As. Come at me bros!

And we're all shocked that you ended up as a volunteer internet hall monitor.

Show me your hall pass before I see you banned from that forum! And yes. Issuing that threat makes me feel like a big man.

benjipwns · « **Reply #40 on:** July 28, 2014, 11:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on July 28, 2014, 11:24:54 PM

Show me your hall pass before I see you banned from that forum! And yes. Issuing that threat makes me feel like a big man.

I have a tag now, isn't that like a permanent hall pass?

Or an instant "go see the vice principal, do not stop at the bathroom"?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** July 29, 2014, 01:25:42 PM »

He needs to come back to Seattle so we can get drunk and eat smoked meats

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** July 29, 2014, 01:35:35 PM »

WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?!?!?!?!?!?!111

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** July 29, 2014, 01:59:09 PM »

I was just getting hacked non-stop and spamming followers

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** July 29, 2014, 02:32:53 PM »

I'll think about it

PlayDat · « **Reply #45 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:27:12 PM »

I'm new here. Did Jinfash change their name? I don't see that person the member list. So far I've been able to figure out:

Tasty Meat = Andrex
Queen of Ice = Himuro (I was here for this one)
Needs More Cowbell = Devo (more of a sleeper agent than a name change)
Team Death Match = ThoseDeafMutes (I think)

All their posts have been deleted from this hall of fame thread.

Eric P · « **Reply #46 on:** July 30, 2014, 08:41:08 AM »

he's p coo

Reb · « **Reply #47 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:38:10 AM »

Jeez, he was online and didn't even comment on this, what an asshole.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #48 on:** July 31, 2014, 06:22:04 AM »

I just saw this thread. You guys.

I'm on this ghetto trip to the middle east with no means of communication other than a shitty google phone and a spotty data plan.

Let it be known that I love everyone who posted ITT... Except 3 of you.