Me appreciation thread

[recursivelyenumerable]

i appreciate myself a lot. i can enrich my appreciation of myself via the medium of this thread, and so this will be a great thread b/c its content, viz. my appreciating myself, is inherently valuable and great. if other people were to appreciate me that would be cool too but completely unnecessary b/c my own appreciation is all that really matters tbqh.

if otoh other people were to depreciate me that also wouldn't matter b/c it would be completely and utterly nullified and then some by the awesome power of my self-appreciation. other than it would help with taxes which is sweet.

[Tasty]

Best threads on the Bore

[toku]

I need to appreciate myself more.

[fistfulofmetal]

I prefer 98, 2000, and XP personally.

[Kara]

Straight-line depreciation.

[Momo]

recursively calls himself, recursively

[Positive Touch]

self-aware artificial intelligence

[Squiddy]

I also appreciate myself.

[king of the internet]

Can we start doing depreciation threads next?

[Phoenix Dark]

Imagine a conversation between recursivelyenumerable, Karakand, and Opiate

[Kara]

Can we start doing depreciation threads next?

GAAP and IFRS only?

[Madrun Badrun]

Jesus dude, just jerk it to the mirror already.  Its how I resist the constant urge to make self appreciating threads.

[Phoenix Dark]

Imagine a conversation between recursivelyenumerable, Karakand, and Opiate

Why imagine when a quick visit to the special school district will bring it to life?

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Opiate: According to my calculations BBQ is overrated by a factor of 67%
Karakand: Indubitably
recursivelyenumerable: You know what else is overrated by a factor of 67%? Probably something we have yet to discover.

[recursivelyenumerable]

recursively calls himself, recursively

soooo good

[Squiddy]

Jesus dude, just jerk it to the mirror already.  Its how I resist the constant urge to make self appreciating threads.

Like this post if you've ever done this. 

[nudemacusers]

Can we start doing depreciation threads next?

GAAP and IFRS only?

dat gaap appreciation thread?

[Kara]

[Phoenix Dark]

That conversation would be set in a Taco Bell line btw.

[Kara]

Naturally, what is a philosophical discussion without an agora in which to hold it? A salon?

[Phoenix Dark]

Wrath: what the fuck are you guys gonna order?
Esch: I got that quesarito so you wouldn't have to go through that. Gave me the runs...
Wrath: it's too much food, too big imo
PD: It's not that big

[Kara]

I'd just swear every two words, Esch would recite Jay Z lyrics, and PD would find a way to bring BBC talk into the mix.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42081.msg1902639#msg1902639

[Tasty]

Write message board fan fiction, brehs

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I've done it too

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[Phoenix Dark]

Wouldn't Oscar be more likely to throw Andrex out of the train?

Oscar is a parent, he would never harm a child.

[Tasty]

I don't. My advocations for Android rarely include references to customization.

[Rufus]

They would at a mere hint of contention.

[Kara]

I don't. My advocations for Android rarely include references to customization.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artistic_license

[Tasty]

I usually need a good jumping off point, because anyone arguing against Android obviously has a few things wrong with their worldview and/or misconceptions about the OS itself.

[chronovore]

Recursivelynumerable, please make another thread appreciating yourself, and then link to it here.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Nah, I think the last few posts by Andrex do a fine job of helping people further appreciate me by comparison.

[Tasty]

[Tasty]

I don't have to refute something so obviously untrue.

[Momo]

Recursivelynumerable, please make another thread appreciating yourself, and then link to it here.

Nah he should just link to this thread in the OP then when people click it they end up in the same place, yet with some work done to get there

[recursivelyenumerable]

You are just old and behind the times in your preconceptions of what is important. In the not too distant future full-fidelity omnisensory VR will render meatspace sex a quaint anachronism, and indeed even deep meaningful relationships will mostly be conducted asynchronously with cloud-based AI "ghosts" of previous relationships aka "loveatars". It will be a paradise of universal erotic and emotional fulfillment, welcoming for all ...

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... except those on platforms incompatible with the necessary apps.

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windows  :'(

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[Kara]

deep meaningful relationships will mostly be conducted asynchronously with cloud-based AI "ghosts" of previous relationships aka "loveatars".

I was in my personal email tonight and couldn't resist reading the last message I got from my lovestar.

Even though this was an episode of Black Mirror, where can I sign up?