Pregnancy hormones

[Cerveza mas fina]

The miracle of life indeed

Go with the flow and stay low

[CatsCatsCats]

  give her a break, she has a parasite leeching life inside her

[Cerveza mas fina]

I know spence, shes great, still its just so funny

I can imagine it must be very tiring not being able to control yourself

[Steve Contra]

I knew a couple who almost got divorced over this shit

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd be more worried about growing sympathy tits.  That's a thing right?

[Joe Molotov]

I'd be more worried about growing sympathy tits.  That's a thing right?

Lager's lack of sympathy should take care of that.

[Kara]

Show her this thread and then she can be disagreeable with you for reasons you find acceptable.

[lennedsay]

Maybe she wouldn't be so pissy if you didn't go planting your seed inside her, breh.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

a lot of the talk around pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding is super new-age hippy dippy

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE
A MOTHER'S NATURAL LOVE
YOUR BODY UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING YOUR CHILD NEEDS
NAMASTE

nobody ever tells you "your skin will look like hell, you won't be able to sleep, your temperature is completely unregulated, and also biology is flaky as shit"

[Madrun Badrun]

Not to mention the stretch marks.

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From the sympathy tits

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[Mr. Gundam]

a lot of the talk around pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding is super new-age hippy dippy

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE
A MOTHER'S NATURAL LOVE
YOUR BODY UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING YOUR CHILD NEEDS
NAMASTE

nobody ever tells you "your skin will look like hell, you won't be able to sleep, your temperature is completely unregulated, and also biology is flaky as shit"

Lots of people do. They just don't listen.

[Rufus]

I think the most important one is "you're not actually meant to do this alone".

[Steve Contra]

All the Berkeley priuses with Namaste stickers I see disagree with you Esch.

[Mr. Gundam]

Since I've got summers off, I'm home with my daughter during the day. We've been going to this nature adventure day camp thingy on Fridays which is a lot of fun, but some of the parents are really out there. I'm clearly not liberal enough for their liking.

[Himu]

Since I've got summers off, I'm home with my daughter during the day. We've been going to this nature adventure day camp thingy on Fridays which is a lot of fun, but some of the parents are really out there. I'm clearly not liberal enough for their liking.

How are they out there?

[Himu]

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE
A MOTHER'S NATURAL LOVE
YOUR BODY UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING YOUR CHILD NEEDS
NAMASTE

How bad is the NAMASTE stuff on the west coast? It's not bad here but in GTAV it reminded me of people I know.

[nudemacusers]

Since I've got summers off, I'm home with my daughter during the day. We've been going to this nature adventure day camp thingy on Fridays which is a lot of fun, but some of the parents are really out there. I'm clearly not liberal enough for their liking.

How are they out there?

it's hard to pinpoint the exact characteristics of the washington new age hippie, but like porn, you know it when you see it.

also, my wife never really got 'pregnancy hormones' so much as she got 'pregnancy constantly vomiting', and despite going through hell once, she still wanted another one.


I was of course happy to do my part

[Human Snorenado]

Brehs, I'm doing everything* I want whenever I want still, and it remains awesome

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*does not include sex, but you people with kids don't get to have it either

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[Phoenix Dark]

Gundam and Treesong out chea being good fathers. Salute them brehs.

[lennedsay]

We're the hippie parents out here, simply because our child doesn't eat 3 packs of oreos a week.

#missouricry

[chronovore]

a lot of the talk around pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding is super new-age hippy dippy

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE
A MOTHER'S NATURAL LOVE
YOUR BODY UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING YOUR CHILD NEEDS
NAMASTE

nobody ever tells you "your skin will look like hell, you won't be able to sleep, your temperature is completely unregulated, and also biology is flaky as shit"

Yeah, it's horrible. The best thing to do is keep communication open, never sit on your own concerns, but always be considerate of your partner, and realize they're going through crazy, terrifying things which affect them unprecedentedly  on a physiological level.

Not to mention the stretch marks.

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From the sympathy tits

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Actually, that's good advice: never mention the stretch marks.

[Kara]

How bad is the NAMASTE stuff on the west coast? It's not bad here but in GTAV it reminded me of people I know.

It's just kind of "ha ha ironic cultural appropriation (racism)" in my experience.

[nudemacusers]

Brehs, I'm doing everything* I want whenever I want still, and it remains awesome

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*does not include sex, but you people with kids don't get to have it either

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we average 4-5x weekly

[Mr. Gundam]

Brehs, I'm doing everything* I want whenever I want still, and it remains awesome

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*does not include sex, but you people with kids don't get to have it either

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Cerveza mas fina]

a lot of the talk around pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding is super new-age hippy dippy

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE
A MOTHER'S NATURAL LOVE
YOUR BODY UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING YOUR CHILD NEEDS
NAMASTE

nobody ever tells you "your skin will look like hell, you won't be able to sleep, your temperature is completely unregulated, and also biology is flaky as shit"

I haven't seen any of this Namaste stuff in Europe

[Himu]

THE ROAD TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS A TOUGH ONE.
All enlightened beings suffer the same battle.

"Sooooooo... You're enlightened?"

YES. NAMASTEEEEEE.

"Weren't you just asking about meditation classes just the other week? Did you go to them like I suggested? It was a class for beginners."

YES. BUT ENLIGHTENED BEINGS ARE NATURAL. HERE, HAVE SOME WATER MIXED WITH FRUIT AND SEEDS. NAMASTE.

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I really shouldn't be laughing at this person because it's basically gossip and gossip really isn't constructive.

But some of the western fueled take on eastern philosophy and religion is really, really bad culture appropriation. GTAV honestly nailed it. "STOP IT YOU'RE RUINING MY YOGA." That fucking game

[Human Snorenado]

That's totally unrealistic, Himuro.

...those sorts of people would never say "mixed" with fruit and seeds. It's always INFUSED.

[Himu]

No, she drinks it and says it has healing powers.

the other night she said the moon gives her energy

[octopushover]

As insufferable as they can be during pregnancy, brand new mothers are always worse.