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My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:53:07 PM »
...she thought it was hilarious and says she wants to join. :neogaf

- She thought everyone trolling each other was hilarious.
- She appreciates the high level of drama. "I read The Bump, and those bitches are crazy, but even they don't believe in ghosts."
- She could NOT stop laughing at the Coli smileys, I mean she was literally doubled over at :ufup and :yeshrug

She says we need a Breezy smiley so I went ahead and made it for her.





(I doubt she will actually join, but her reaction to discovering The Bore was ... not at all what I would have expected.)
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 12:54:22 PM »
:bow sounds like she'd fit in!
« Last Edit: August 12, 2014, 01:02:59 PM by Queen of Ice »
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 12:59:08 PM »
Bebpo, take note. This is the kind of person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 01:00:20 PM »
 :lol

I tell my wife about the drama and she loves to hear about it, but has no interest in joining

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 01:05:08 PM »
:noooo
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2014, 01:06:58 PM »
I cannot get over this line:

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- She appreciates the high level of drama. "I read The Bump, and those bitches are crazy, but even they don't believe in ghosts."

It's just too much. :lol
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2014, 01:07:13 PM »
What does she think about me being cyber-bullied?  :'(
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« Last Edit: August 12, 2014, 01:15:44 PM by Queen of Ice »
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2014, 01:17:00 PM »
:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2014, 01:18:55 PM »
I remember one ex fucking around on my computer and when she sat there quietly for like 3 hours I kinda wanted to know what was going on, turned out she was trolling everyone on everything while being logged in as me, I was like  :beli :neogaf






your wife sounds amazing

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2014, 01:19:13 PM »
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2014, 01:20:39 PM »
:lol She sounds amazing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

No it's not
« Last Edit: August 12, 2014, 01:28:11 PM by Pineapple Sauce »

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2014, 01:21:45 PM »
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

:leon Good point.

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2014, 01:29:01 PM »
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

The Lan and Devo beef was pretty good while it lasted.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2014, 01:29:41 PM »
My wife found The bore on my phone a couple years ago. Top thread was Kosma's "Just fucked fake boobs girl" thread.  :-\
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2014, 01:34:37 PM »
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd
clothes usually slip off during catfights :drool

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2014, 01:46:15 PM »
Coincidentally, my wife wants to check this place out after glancing at the Bebpo drama.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2014, 02:05:48 PM »
:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

Someone slap this fool.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2014, 02:11:23 PM »
"Even they don't believe in ghosts," is the Bore's, "But animals love him."

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Someone once used that one to defend me. :neogaf
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2014, 02:17:25 PM »
:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

Someone slap this fool.

We have like two girl regulars including yourself :gurl

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2014, 02:18:29 PM »
We have multiple. Probably five.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2014, 02:21:10 PM »
Worlds colliding.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2014, 02:23:26 PM »
We have multiple. Probably five.

Regulars? Whom?

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2014, 02:26:13 PM »
Len, Devo, Raban, QoI, PD

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2014, 02:27:02 PM »
Speedstats too.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2014, 02:33:13 PM »
'Pineapple Sauce likes this.'

PineappleSauce is uncomfortably close to my primary internet handle lol

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2014, 02:33:52 PM »

you think you can join without answering some basic questions first?


why don't you believe in ghosts?
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2014, 02:45:31 PM »
Hello there Mrs. Treesong.

I can say with confidence that this place is pretty OK.

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2014, 02:57:07 PM »
My wife knows about the bore, she doesn't care (she's also met Bebpo and Treesong and a few others irl)
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2014, 03:01:27 PM »
Did she say anything about me? Show her my pics.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2014, 03:02:01 PM »
She thinks you're very handsome.

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So does my salesguy :phil]So does my salesguy :phil
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2014, 03:05:47 PM »
My wife knows about the bore, she doesn't care (she's also met Bebpo and Treesong and a few others irl)

but surely she cares whenever you bake a loaf of bread and remind her it wouldn't be possible without the help of a handsome Bore member.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2014, 03:10:57 PM »
She thinks you're very handsome.

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So does my salesguy :phil]So does my salesguy :phil
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Oh snap, PM me pics of your sales guy.

Then again, going by the FB page, I'd do everyone in your business. :phil
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2014, 03:13:49 PM »
my wife refers to this as 'geekchat', fyi
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2014, 03:24:22 PM »
My wife calls this place my second wife. :lol
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2014, 03:48:00 PM »
I told my girlfriend about the timeshare thread. I don't think she gets internet forums.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2014, 04:13:07 PM »
This isn't the right thread for this I'm sure, but I really want Shaka to visit Houston.  So bad.  So, so bad.

Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2014, 04:15:55 PM »
My wife knows about the Bore and has met Drinky, MAF, Cormac, DCharlie and Chrono.

The Bump is way more messed up than us.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2014, 04:19:04 PM »
oh my GOD please please please let bebpo's GF discover this board
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2014, 04:20:23 PM »
oh my GOD please please please let bebpo's GF discover this board

*one week later*

HELP my gf seems to have contracted ebola
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2014, 04:43:25 PM »

Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2014, 05:22:49 PM »
The bump?

Yes. My wife used to lurk there when she was pregnant. She fled shortly after our daughter was born. I'm sure there are normal people there, but it's full of crazy attention starved women with no boundaries.
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2014, 05:30:15 PM »
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

Wait, Patel's wife is a BBW?  If so, yes, please have her sign up right away!
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2014, 06:13:49 PM »
My wife knows im trolling yall

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2014, 07:20:09 PM »
if she gets MY wife to join i'm so fucked

 :gurl :gurl :gurl
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2014, 07:23:55 PM »
"you know, i've always suspected you were ragingly gay but i didn't know you were into horse fucking, race baiting, and loli games too"
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2014, 07:26:28 PM »
"you know, i've always suspected you were ragingly gay but i didn't know you were into horse fucking, race baiting, and loli games too"
"I mean, I had my suspicions"
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2014, 07:27:13 PM »
"When are you going to tell them you sold your motorcycle to pitch in for Iwata's medical bills?"
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2014, 07:32:44 PM »
"what's a 'cac'?"

"me"

"oh, i get it now."
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2014, 07:39:41 PM »
At one point Roxanne did want to join the bore, but that was short lived... Oh those days  :-\

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2014, 07:46:36 PM »
"you know, i've always suspected you were ragingly gay but i didn't know you were into horse fucking, race baiting, and loli games too"

She's gotta know about the loli stuff, right? I mean she's never walked by while you were playing an Atelier game?
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2014, 07:47:26 PM »
creepy, she has, but i wasn't masturbating/crying at the time
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2014, 09:22:07 PM »
have them join in. click on :nsfanyone together as a family
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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2014, 09:26:07 PM »
Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

In a mud pit. :lawd

While the rest of us get in Howard's backdoor. :phil :lawd

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2014, 09:28:18 PM »
have them join in. click on :nsfanyone together as a family

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2014, 09:44:45 PM »
Len, Devo, Raban, QoI, PD
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:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

Fuuuuuuuck offfffffff...!

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if she gets MY wife to join i'm so fucked

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Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2014, 09:45:48 PM »
have them join in. click on :nsfanyone together as a family

:rofl

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