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"Wow, that guy Phoenix Dark is nappy headed thug" (jk nobody would call PD a thug)

"The Mandarks sure are good with money"

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 06:25:07 PM »
"I hate Mondays."
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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 06:28:22 PM »
Oh no they put me through to a helpdesk patel

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 06:30:37 PM »
"Wow that Esch is sure...wait is Esch Indian or Arab?  Or like from Africa, but like the not so black part?  Or somewhere else?  How do you pronounce his name again?  Wow really?  Yeah no way I'm remembering that.  Does he have a nickname or something?"
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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 06:33:36 PM »
"That guy Beezy, he speaks so well!"
We prefer "articulate"
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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2014, 06:36:05 PM »
How many Borys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2014, 06:37:36 PM »
I'm really proud of you guys for overcoming your "adversities"

Kara

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2014, 06:40:43 PM »
Not to give validation to Esch's claim that I was born 35 years too late, but rootless cosmopolitan or its modern day, more explicitly racist, derivatives like international banker.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2014, 06:41:13 PM »
"Wow that Esch is sure...wait is Esch Indian or Arab?  Or like from Africa, but like the not so black part?  Or somewhere else?  How do you pronounce his name again?  Wow really?  Yeah no way I'm remembering that.  Does he have a nickname or something?"

"Red dot or feather?"
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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2014, 06:47:49 PM »
"'Woo-woo' or 'Oh my goodness!'?"

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2014, 06:50:57 PM »
17 year-old man
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Kara

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2014, 06:55:15 PM »
Shyster lawyer.

Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2014, 06:55:34 PM »
"It's really great to get your opinion on this Esch, you don't often see people....like....you....uh, yeah, with an interest in these kind of issues"

Kara

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2014, 06:57:58 PM »
'Wow, Karakand is so cheap. Typical."

In high school people would just say, "Stop being so fucking Jewish." :fbm

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2014, 07:02:25 PM »
Yea, ESPN is blatant with the stereotypes especially when discussing quarterbacks.

White QB: His intelligence and understanding of defensive schemes is breathtaking.
Black QB: Look at him run!

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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2014, 07:05:06 PM »
Quote from: Cracked.com
If the fans can't help having different expectations of different races, then commentators certainly can't either. That's why a black quarterback who is able to move deftly in the pocket has a lot of "athleticism," while a white QB is clearly showing his "imagination." A hockey announcer might call a Canadian player's lack of toughness for what it is, while chalking another player's wimpiness up to his "European" origins.

And since only nonwhite players are expected to be fast and athletic, logically, only white players can be "deceptively fast." Like Toby Gerhart, Harrison Jones, Matt Jones, Brady Quinn or Jordan Shipley. The implication is something like, "It was surprising that he outran that cornerback because his skin color is very light!"



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-condescending-sports-euphemisms_p2/#ixzz3ADoYFf1g

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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2014, 07:10:05 PM »
"Wow, how did you hear about that? I didn't know you guys followed this kind of stuff, that's really cool"

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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2014, 07:10:14 PM »
'Wow, Karakand is so cheap. Typical."

In high school people would just say, "Stop being so fucking Jewish." :fbm

The South Park times really propped up Jew jokes for awhile

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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2014, 07:14:01 PM »
"strong familial bonds"
"southern/mediterranean mentality"

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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2014, 07:15:49 PM »
"These microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminals are making Atramental feel guilty."

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2014, 07:19:55 PM »
"Did you hear them on a commercial or something? Or do you have their album."
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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2014, 07:27:06 PM »
"I didn't know you could tan."
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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2014, 07:46:03 PM »
"Wow, how did you hear about that? I didn't know you guys followed this kind of stuff, that's really cool"

"I never thought someone like you would know black sabbath"

To be fair, it is kinda wierd that there's a metal sub-culture in arabia.
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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2014, 07:49:23 PM »
"your people are really good at cryptoracist microaggressions"
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Re: What's your favorite microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminal?
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2014, 10:34:05 PM »
"That Barry Soetoro is just so lawless and un-American; we really need to impeach him."
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Re: What's your favorite crypto-racial subliminal?
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2014, 12:04:46 AM »
My favorite are the ESPN-style sports commentaries. For example for a white guy with some speed and strength they'll say "total gym rat", "hard worker", etc.

With hispanics they'll say something about him being a 'firecracker' or a 'free spirit' :lol

"Hispanics", you mean more like all those Latin and Caribbean born players, right?

Shit is institutional among scouts and broadcasters: http://deadspin.com/which-words-are-used-to-describe-white-and-black-nfl-pr-1573683214
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