She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
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Cockroaches and mosquitoes get no mercy, flies can live if they piss off, otherwise I run a catch and release as well.And the oosuzumebachi (giant wasps)? They get my fear and infinite respect. I will literally cross the street or stay inside my house to avoid going near one. I'm super racist against them. I had one fly in my window a few years ago, thought he went back out so i closed the window. Woke up the next morning to hear a giant buzzing sound... slide open the door to my living room, fuckin' thing is flying circles in there. So I head out to the balcony, open the door from outside, and out he goes.NOPEFUCKING NOPE
There was a story I ran across a few days ago where some Japanese dude had trained a giant wasp into wearing a leash. Jumpin Jesus Christ that thing was huge. Thank Allah I live in a part of the world where insects are miniscule.