Author Topic: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs. (Read 48648 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #120 on:** October 16, 2014, 10:05:19 AM »

FSU v ND should be good. Given how shaky FSU looks against some bad teams this year I think ND can win.

speaking of FSU, how come everyone shits on the Big 10 when the ACC is worse, outside of FSU

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #121 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:39:27 PM »

yeah the ACC is a pretty garbage conference. Also, lol @ FSU fans boycotting ESPN this weekend -- ESPN should be boycotting FSU fans for supporting a rapist

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #122 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:54:50 PM »

All that dumbass had to do was play football. Doesn't really have to go to class, doesn't have to buy things since boosters hook him up, doesn't have to worry about sex since women are lining up to fuck the big guy on campus, etc. He can do whatever he wants, within the law - the average person would kill to be in that position.

Instead he's (allegedly) raping chicks and stealing crab legs?

Bo Jackson gave him some real talk a few months ago and he got mad/blew the advice off. Dude is a fucking idiot. He has been told his entire life that he was born to play sports. Nothing else mattered. Interestingly he's a good student and believes working hard in the classroom helps his QB skills, which makes his off-the-field behavior even more distinguished mentally-challenged.

Dude could have been a Bo Jackson type talent and dominate two sports professionally. I can't imagine him getting his act together in the NFL with millions of dollars...assuming he isn't throw in jail first.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #123 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:40:06 PM »

I imagine autographs (lol) are what will sink him more than the actual rape he probably committed (sadly). I don't see him having a future in the NFL considering how often he fucks up. Admittedly, NFL players are not much better about this but teams typically don't take on players who have ridiculous drama before they even arrive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #124 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:54:46 PM »

It'll be interesting. He's not Johnny Football: he has NFL talent, a good arm, is a smart QB, perfect body, etc. I can't help but think he'll be a first round pick unless something else occurs.

But I agree he's too stupid to succeed. Dude could have been the defacto #1 pick to Tampa Bay but I think he'll go late in the first round due to this shit.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #125 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:58:26 PM »

I think people are expecting Mariota to be the Tampa Bay QB.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:59:32 PM »

Winston>>>>>>Mariota. I know you're an Oregon fan but you gotta admit that. Turnover machine, gimmick offense, nah.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #127 on:** October 16, 2014, 04:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 02:59:32 PM

Winston>>>>>>Mariota. I know you're an Oregon fan but you gotta admit that. Turnover machine, gimmick offense, nah.

I don't, actually. He's got some ball security issues, but a lot of his recent issues have been mostly his offensive line being injured and himself being injured last year. He's only improved year over year. Plus he's straight up a better person in every way. Not to mention that Winston, aside from Auburn really, has faced nothing but cupcakes or barely-average teams.

bluemax · « **Reply #128 on:** October 16, 2014, 11:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 02:59:32 PM

Winston>>>>>>Mariota. I know you're an Oregon fan but you gotta admit that. Turnover machine, gimmick offense, nah.

Is it really a gimmick offense when several NFL teams are running it?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 10:05:19 AM

FSU v ND should be good. Given how shaky FSU looks against some bad teams this year I think ND can win.

speaking of FSU, how come everyone shits on the Big 10 when the ACC is worse, outside of FSU

Cause B1G teams aren't getting pantsed by the SEC in bowl games or the MNC.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #129 on:** October 18, 2014, 07:20:20 PM »

Baylor down...

FSU will beat ND tonight.

MSU is going to the playoffs brehs.

big 10 brehs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #130 on:** October 18, 2014, 11:23:26 PM »

Jameis Winston

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #131 on:** October 19, 2014, 02:32:25 AM »

Jameis the Rapist likely to win another title this year to continuously stain college football

but at least Oregon looked dominant against Washington for 11th year in a row. #FuckTheHuskies

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #132 on:** October 21, 2014, 03:17:34 PM »

How's that decline of the SEC going, brehs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sec-1st-conference-put-4-top-5-ap-180505133--ncaaf.html

bluemax · « **Reply #133 on:** October 24, 2014, 11:00:54 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2014, 03:17:34 PM

How's that decline of the SEC going, brehs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sec-1st-conference-put-4-top-5-ap-180505133--ncaaf.html

The SECSPN echo chamber does work to prop up their gravy train.

Yo, PD, what's up with Lisa Ann banging fresman WRs from Notre Dame?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #134 on:** October 25, 2014, 12:47:00 AM »

First time a Notre Dame player has had a real girlfriend?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #135 on:** October 25, 2014, 02:55:57 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on October 24, 2014, 11:00:54 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2014, 03:17:34 PM
How's that decline of the SEC going, brehs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sec-1st-conference-put-4-top-5-ap-180505133--ncaaf.html

The SECSPN echo chamber does work to prop up their gravy train.

Yo, PD, what's up with Lisa Ann banging fresman WRs from Notre Dame?

I would say that the playoff will finally shut everyone up when the 2 SEC teams meet in the final every year, but it looks like they might get 3 or 4 this year. Guess we'll have to expand it to 8 teams to make it fair for all the poorer conferences! (Not talking about Big 10 obv, JV not allowed)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #136 on:** October 25, 2014, 09:38:35 AM »

So who is going to make it this year. Both Mississippi teams play each other in a few weeks, same applies to Alabama and Auburn. I'll assume Alabama will lose, thus eliminating them from contention. Still Alabama could spoil someone - Miss plays them on the road a couple weeks before playing at Ole Miss.

The point being that at best I could see two SEC teams in the playoffs. The big issue is whether Jameis Winston gets shitcanned or not; I wouldn't be surprised if he's kicked off the team before the end of th season.

MSU will probably win out, including wins against two ranked teams (OSU and Neb). If they pull that off I assume they'll have a great shot at the playoff.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #137 on:** October 25, 2014, 11:25:32 AM »

Obviously Oregon still has a shot presuming they make it past two fairly big roadblocks (Stanford, Utah).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #138 on:** October 25, 2014, 01:17:57 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 25, 2014, 11:25:32 AM

Obviously Oregon still has a shot presuming they make it past two fairly big roadblocks (Stanford, Utah).

True. The fun thing about this is that everything could look drastically different in the new few weeks. Especially if Jameis gets popped.

Kara · « **Reply #139 on:** October 25, 2014, 06:10:57 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 25, 2014, 06:06:01 PM

UCLA barely squeaked by with a 2OT win after going up 17 points in the 3rd quarter

6-2 is still good, but we could easily have a losing record this year.

Season stinks like Dorrell's 10-2 season.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #140 on:** October 25, 2014, 06:47:45 PM »

Washington State is currently getting humiliated at home 24-0 against Arizona w/ a minute left in the 1st. In case anyone cares.

Huff · « **Reply #141 on:** October 25, 2014, 09:02:53 PM »

Great week. Gators didn't lose and fsu didn't win

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** October 25, 2014, 11:02:42 PM »

There goes Ole Miss. What a stupid decision by the QB, can't even blame the playcalling.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #143 on:** October 26, 2014, 12:09:38 AM »

MSU is the class of the Big Ten, but I don't think they are going to run the table. They will trip up somewhere.

I'm still pulling for TCU to make it. Their schedule is legit.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #144 on:** October 26, 2014, 12:22:51 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2014, 11:02:42 PM

There goes Ole Miss. What a stupid decision by the QB, can't even blame the playcalling.

That's a hilarious upset. LSU has been mediocre this year, and they just straight up stunned Ole Miss. Bama is basically going to backstep into the playoffs at this rate.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #145 on:** October 26, 2014, 01:01:10 AM »

Bama will get popped by Auburn IMO.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #146 on:** October 26, 2014, 12:52:28 PM »

http://deadspin.com/your-sentiments-have-been-acknowledged-well-send-you-t-1650836343

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #147 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:18:36 PM »

Rough.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #148 on:** October 26, 2014, 08:00:45 PM »

My dad honestly though Michigan would win.

dat U of M arrogance

bluemax · « **Reply #149 on:** October 28, 2014, 03:17:38 AM »

Seven win Steve is right on track (For 7 wins).

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #150 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:26:19 AM »

The FSU violence against women is out of hand. Now it's an RB who beat up his baby momma. Fuck the school and burn its program to the ground.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #151 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:28:50 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 28, 2014, 11:26:19 AM

The FSU violence against women is against out of hand. Now it's an RB who beat up his baby momma. Fuck the school and burn its program to the ground.

I agree something needs to be done. As a former player I can assure you this was not common in my time but man, it sure seems to be a thing now. Sucks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #152 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:39:09 AM »

beat the mother of your child brehs

Why would you knock up anyone as an athlete, especially in college? These young dudes are stupid as fuck. 18 years of child support now.

Dwight Howard is going to be so fucking broke in 10-15 years.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #153 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:42:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2014, 11:39:09 AM

beat the mother of your child brehs

Why would you knock up anyone as an athlete, especially in college? These young dudes are stupid as fuck. 18 years of child support now.

Dwight Howard is going to be so fucking broke in 10-15 years.

Well to be fair PD, it wasn't hard to get female attention in College. And by attention I mean they literally lined up at the door. Some of us weren't as smart as others. I was :-)

And make NO mistake. There are plenty of girls that were looking to get knocked up by a superstar level player (Woodson, Rose, Webber, Etc) and viewed is as a lottery of sorts. And that's not mean, that's real talk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #154 on:** October 28, 2014, 12:05:01 PM »

I know, I'm just saying you have to be a dumbass to get one pregnant. A lot of these dudes are smashing random coeds raw.

Even blowjobs aren't safe. These chicks out here saving your nut, going to the bathroom, spitting it out and inserting it into their vaginas real talk. Stay safe brehs.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #155 on:** October 28, 2014, 10:56:39 PM »

If they were all gay, this would NOT be an issue.

Kara · « **Reply #156 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:03:46 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 28, 2014, 10:56:39 PM

If they were all gay, this would NOT be an issue.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #157 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:13:57 PM »

then they'd have to worry about a house in virginia

Sausage · « **Reply #158 on:** October 29, 2014, 02:26:55 AM »

The Notre Dame dude that's banging Lisa Ann has it figured out. Not after the money and not tryna have a kid.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #159 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:59:45 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 28, 2014, 10:56:39 PM

If they were all gay, this would NOT be an issue.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #160 on:** October 29, 2014, 02:55:42 PM »

As far as pregnancy? Yes. And also it would just be better for the team morale.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #161 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:29:42 PM »

roman soldiers did it, i don't see why it wouldn't work here

Kara · « **Reply #162 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:32:22 PM »

Being able to wage ersatz war with your lover(s).

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #163 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:09:21 PM »

though being #realtalk here, most college football bros are pretty unattractive (though the ones that are attractive are REALLY attractive) so maybe it's ok that they're mostly straight.

Also, please follow Clay Travis on twitter: https://twitter.com/ClayTravisBGID

He has been trolling #fsutwitter and FSU ALL WEEK and I love it

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #164 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:21:20 AM »

Check out the ending to this high school playoff game.

http://thebiglead.com/2014/10/29/utah-high-school-football-game-has-the-most-unbelievable-ending-you-will-ever-see/

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #165 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:28:02 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2014, 10:09:21 PM

though being #realtalk here, most college football bros are pretty unattractive (though the ones that are attractive are REALLY attractive) so maybe it's ok that they're mostly straight.

Also, please follow Clay Travis on twitter: https://twitter.com/ClayTravisBGID

He has been trolling #fsutwitter and FSU ALL WEEK and I love it

LOL, and how many do you know? 0

Casting aspersion brehs...

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #166 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:15:32 PM »

Who doesn't? He's gorgeous.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #167 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:36:37 PM »

looks too arabial to me

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #168 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:47:13 PM »

im not even going to touch that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #169 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:06:31 PM »

because you don't like black guys, we get it.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #170 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:14:26 PM »

yes, clearly. that's probably why i've been sleeping with majority black men for the past month. I definitely don't like them

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #171 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:15:52 PM »

spoken like a true antebellum slave owner.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #172 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:16:04 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 04:14:26 PM

yes, clearly. that's probably why i've been sleeping with majority black men for the past month. I definitely don't like them

That's clearly why you don't like us.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #173 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:17:53 PM »

I have time travelled from the year 1776 to bring back slavery

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #174 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:19:44 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 04:17:53 PM

I have time travelled from the year 1776 to bring back slavery

Are u john tutor? Omg

Your Stalker · « **Reply #175 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:23:28 PM »

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #176 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:25:26 PM »

i have no idea who that is and now im reading his wikipedia page

Kara · « **Reply #177 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:27:06 PM »

John Titor

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #178 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:56:29 PM »

FSU getting blown out

stars aligning...

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #179 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:32:59 PM »

FUCK

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FUCK FSU

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Author Topic: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs. (Read 48648 times)