Author Topic: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs. (Read 48659 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #240 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:03:54 PM »

UGA managed to pull off the trifecta of losses that obnoxious, ignorant fans don't want to have this season: Spurrier, Florida, and Tech. GOOD JOB GUYS. It's like I don't even have to try to troll UGA fans thanks to your work.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #241 on:** November 30, 2014, 10:19:26 PM »

I feel terrible for Ohio State..even as a Michigan dude.

Have a better QB than bitch ass Oregon (check them stats zepher) go down on a fluke play and ruin a shot at the playoffs.....I literally don't wish that on my worst enemy.

Buy it's cool....let's watch frauds like FSU, Oregon, and TCU figure out who's going to lose by 20+ to Alabama.....

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #242 on:** November 30, 2014, 10:27:21 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on November 30, 2014, 10:23:47 PM

Oregon beats Alabama. Avatar bet?

Bet is obviously called off if they don't end up going head to head.

LOL....I have a better chance of tittyfucking Angelina Jolie tonight while my wife cheers me on.

Oregon isn't worth shit other than beating pansies with fancy football.

Done...bet on...but don't worry...those cunts won't get past TCU/Ohio State

Bet on sissy west coast football brehs. If the Ducks were in the SEC that MIGHT have 8 wins.....doubt it thougj .

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #243 on:** November 30, 2014, 11:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 30, 2014, 10:27:21 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on November 30, 2014, 10:23:47 PM
Oregon beats Alabama. Avatar bet?

Bet is obviously called off if they don't end up going head to head.

LOL....I have a better chance of tittyfucking Angelina Jolie tonight while my wife cheers me on.

Oregon isn't worth shit other than beating pansies with fancy football.

Done...bet on...but don't worry...those cunts won't get past TCU/Ohio State

Bet on sissy west coast football brehs. If the Ducks were in the SEC that MIGHT have 8 wins.....doubt it thougj .

Alabama will destroy Oregon or anyone they play.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #244 on:** December 01, 2014, 12:01:55 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on November 30, 2014, 10:23:47 PM

Oregon beats Alabama. Avatar bet?

Bet is obviously called off if they don't end up going head to head.

A shootout that will rely entirely upon Mariota's transcendental football play tearing up Alabama's defensive schemes a la Johnny Football on overdrive.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #245 on:** December 01, 2014, 12:03:02 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2014, 01:51:21 AM

How bout that PAC 10, brehs

This guy knew what he was talking about.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #246 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:44:59 PM »

Arizona's offense is playing like fucking garbage

Oregon's offensive line is stalling this game right now

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #247 on:** December 06, 2014, 11:49:32 AM »

Oregon absolutely kicked Arizona's face in and I got so crossfaded last night I passed out at 11pm. Go Ducks! We looked #1 team in the country last night.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #248 on:** December 06, 2014, 06:44:32 PM »

Alabama looking downright beatable today so far

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #249 on:** December 06, 2014, 07:29:10 PM »

Oklahoma

Bob Stoops to Michigan?

paging AiA

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #250 on:** December 06, 2014, 07:31:10 PM »

They can have him.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #251 on:** December 06, 2014, 07:44:26 PM »

stoops brothers

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #252 on:** December 06, 2014, 08:03:06 PM »

Let's see how FSU escapes gt

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #253 on:** December 06, 2014, 08:22:54 PM »

GT's offense is serious rn

Sausage · « **Reply #254 on:** December 06, 2014, 09:09:47 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2014, 07:31:10 PM

They can have him.

I hope y'all don't Nebraska yourselves.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #255 on:** December 06, 2014, 11:09:13 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on December 06, 2014, 09:09:47 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
They can have him.

I hope y'all don't Nebraska yourselves.

I'm mostly joking, I don't think there's a serious push to run The Stooper out of town this year, idiotic game management at the end of the OKState game notwithstanding.

But who knows, I hear Mac Brown is still on the market.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #256 on:** December 06, 2014, 11:59:21 PM »

sohh how do we see it shaking out tomorrow?

I could see:

1. Alabamer
2. Oregon
3. tOSU
4. FSU

committee picks a bigger brand in Ohio State while shafting both Baylor and TCU on some "you don't play in a real conference" steez and Bama-FSU Sugar Bowl matchup is preserved

I could also see it being chalk all the way down w/ the committee tentative to make a statement about their selection process

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #257 on:** December 07, 2014, 12:24:21 AM »

I think OSU is fucked. I think the committee will play it safe and leave the rankings as is.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #258 on:** December 07, 2014, 12:33:46 AM »

idk, talk on the interwebs has really convinced me tOSU is getting in, with how they've played past week 1 plus the clusterfuck the Big XII turned into...

idk brehs, idk

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #259 on:** December 07, 2014, 01:16:14 AM »

Ohio State had a more convincing curbstomp than TCU, which is probably gonna be the difference maker.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #260 on:** December 07, 2014, 01:16:31 AM »

Man I really didn't expect OSU to trounce Wisconsin like that. I can't stand OSU but sure, I'd put them in the playoff ahead of Baylor and TCU.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #261 on:** December 07, 2014, 01:37:06 AM »

committee definitely wants Ohio State more than the BXII schools, the difficulty is explaining why TCU should be moved down 2 spots. I feel like the committee was putting all their eggs in GT beating FSU today (and also not expecting tOSU to win so convincingly), thereby streamlining the debate. Of course, this all would've been avoided had they not moved FSU down last week for no reason.

But none of this matters because college athletics is really just a tool for elites to deliver opiate-entertainment to the masses in the form of neo-slavery and institutional racism

Sausage · « **Reply #262 on:** December 07, 2014, 11:54:39 AM »

The comittee will probably use the 3rd string qb as an excuse to leave them out, despite what they did yesterday.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #263 on:** December 07, 2014, 01:59:01 PM »

Oh good, it's been a while since an SEC team has embarrassed Ohio State.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #264 on:** December 07, 2014, 01:59:20 PM »

sohh, the committee fucked up the matchups

whatever, expecting anything less than an Alabama-Oregon final is thoughtless imo

Sausage · « **Reply #265 on:** December 07, 2014, 02:04:19 PM »

Ohio St is going to get embarrassed again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #266 on:** December 07, 2014, 04:35:02 PM »

Alabama v OSU may have been kinda interesting if Barrett was healthy but now...blowout. Definitely expect a Bama v Oregon final, which means Bama wins. Get those excuses ready Zeph.

btw dat SEC bullshit in motion again: Miss St jumps MSU in the final rankings, despite neither playing this week and MSU being two spots ahead of Miss St last week.

bachikarn · « **Reply #267 on:** December 07, 2014, 10:11:31 PM »

Hopefully Oregon kills FSU, and then Urbz decides to retire again (for real this time).

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #268 on:** December 07, 2014, 10:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2014, 04:35:02 PM

Alabama v OSU may have been kinda interesting if Barrett was healthy but now...blowout. Definitely expect a Bama v Oregon final, which means Bama wins. Get those excuses ready Zeph.

btw dat SEC bullshit in motion again: Miss St jumps MSU in the final rankings, despite neither playing this week and MSU being two spots ahead of Miss St last week.

Oregon is great with deep passes, which is a huge weakness for Alabama given how they played Auburn. But if we lose it'll be because our defense blows coverage sometimes.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #269 on:** December 08, 2014, 11:24:26 AM »

I've had the pleasure of watching TCU 4-5 times this year. They are the better team than OSU, even though I'm inclined to be a Big 10 homer.

Not that it mattered, whoever played Alabama was going to get beat.

I'm still rooting for Florida St. It would be pretty magical if they could eke out two more wins and cap a pretty unlikely undefeated season. It's just the best story.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #270 on:** December 08, 2014, 11:28:04 AM »

yeah, I like watching criminals and a fucked up college program continue to win games

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #271 on:** December 08, 2014, 11:34:17 AM »

Sports are entertainment, not elaborate morality plays.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #272 on:** December 08, 2014, 11:58:54 AM »

No wonder programs like Penn State and Florida State are allowed to get away with what they did. So long as they entertain you!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #273 on:** December 08, 2014, 12:01:22 PM »

Remind me which conference the last school to vacate a title is a member of?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #274 on:** January 01, 2015, 04:38:23 PM »

So being a Washington native, part of me wants Oregon to lose.

But I feel bad for Oregon continuing to blow it in the big games.

But Oregon fans are fucking obnoxious and a national championship would be make them even worse.

But my wife's cousin is Oregon's offensive coordinator, and I like to see him do well. He's a really nice guy.

So yeah, go Ducks. Just tone down the obnoxious levels people.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #275 on:** January 01, 2015, 04:48:00 PM »

holy shit @ that Michigan State comeback

Wisconsin won too. Not a bad day for the Big Ten

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #276 on:** January 01, 2015, 05:05:03 PM »

college playoff time finally

Gonna go with Alabama and Oregon.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #277 on:** January 01, 2015, 06:08:25 PM »

As long as a team from the south doesn't win the national championship, I'm ok.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #278 on:** January 01, 2015, 07:05:41 PM »

I always forget just how awful college halftime shows are.

Huff · « **Reply #279 on:** January 01, 2015, 07:52:01 PM »

I don't think any of these four teams are all that great or unbeatable (they're lucky TCU got screwed) but FSU has always been the weakest.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #280 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:03:10 PM »

That massive fuck up fumble by Winston is a perfect summary of this game.

Florida State massive frauds am i rite. Rite.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #281 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:09:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2014, 09:59:39 AM

They can beat Oregon though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #282 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:12:05 PM »

Jameis...that int wasn't his fault but man that fumble and wasting time outs...not a good look homie.

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 07:05:41 PM

I always forget just how awful college halftime shows are.

Seeing the bands play live is a lot better than witnessing it on tv, in most cases. Some are so good it doesn't matter, like OSU's band.

dkdk · « **Reply #283 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:12:38 PM »

jameis my boy i hate it had to be him

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 07:05:41 PM

I always forget just how awful college halftime shows are.

only at white schools. the halftime show is the only reason to go see a hbcu game.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #284 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:13:46 PM »

HOLY SHIT OREGON SAVE SOME FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Huff · « **Reply #285 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:35:44 PM »

https://vine.co/v/Ow3XaHii1FM

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #286 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:36:36 PM »

grats Zeph.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #287 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:49:52 PM »

70% of Florida State's players ran to the locker room before the game was over. Fucking pathetic. Glad ESPN called them out on it.

Congrats, Zeph. Time to rest up for the 12th.

bachikarn · « **Reply #288 on:** January 01, 2015, 10:02:04 PM »

thank god FSU finally lost

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #289 on:** January 01, 2015, 10:24:19 PM »

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #290 on:** January 01, 2015, 10:36:23 PM »

FSU deserved it. As did Jameis. And they didn't even shake hands at the end. Perfect summary of that program & those players & those fans.

dkdk · « **Reply #291 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:00:30 PM »

at least jameis went to dap him up. his teammates let him down just like they did all night.

i hope they schedule these games better next year. it's 11pm ffs and it's just now halftime. do it at 1 and 4:30 next year please. or at least 3 and 6:30

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #292 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:10:01 PM »

holy shit OSU

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #293 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:11:42 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on January 01, 2015, 11:00:30 PM

at least jameis went to dap him up. his teammates let him down just like they did all night.

i hope they schedule these games better next year. it's 11pm ffs and it's just now halftime. do it at 1 and 4:30 next year please. or at least 3 and 6:30

the new look bowl season has a massive schedule crunch, esp. if they expand the playoff

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #294 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:18:44 PM »

I didn't see this coming at all. If this pull this off...

regardless this has been a really good day for the Big Ten.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #295 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:31:25 PM »

YUUUUUUSSSSSSS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #296 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:35:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/davewoodbury/status/550872375940509696

holy fuck

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #297 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:35:43 PM »

fuck

team filler · « **Reply #298 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:36:17 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #299 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:40:09 PM »

well shit

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Author Topic: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs. (Read 48659 times)