Author Topic: No-Fap September (Read 6616 times)

Atramental · « **on:** September 01, 2014, 04:02:43 AM »

So. I am cutting out all porn consumption until the end of this month because I really need to "detox" myself.

I'll keep this thread updated with my daily progress.

Also, feel to join in 'cause misery loves company.

StealthFan · « **Reply #1 on:** September 01, 2014, 04:07:09 AM »

Let's do this together, breh. We're gonna make it. I should be getting on meds soon anyways (waiting for the call from my Medi-Cal fucks with psychiatry info so I can get medication). I hear SSRI's kill boners.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2 on:** September 01, 2014, 04:37:26 AM »

Haven't fapped in so long I can't remember. So I'll join you in spirit. I do question how one can abstain with fapagedon happening right now.

I'm not shaving for a month!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 01, 2014, 09:24:44 AM »

lol if you think this is going to help your sex life.

just fap breh. just give in.

Squiddy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:08:42 AM »

Cacs

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:21:04 AM »

I haven't fapped in a while, but I did have sex yesterday. ymmv.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:22:50 AM »

I will do just the opposite: I will make sure that I fap once a day in September. #Fappersolidarity

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:26:56 AM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on September 01, 2014, 10:22:50 AM

I will do just the opposite: I will make sure that I fap once a day in September. #Fappersolidarity

keep this thread updated with your fapspiration.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:32:47 AM »

Yea this isnt going to do much for you. I guess if you hold out long enough you'll have a nice load waiting for you, and those are pretty enjoyable.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:50:20 AM »

I'm in. Will be easy to do.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10 on:** September 01, 2014, 11:38:13 AM »

You can do it!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** September 01, 2014, 11:38:47 AM »

followed by "cum tidal wave" on oct 1st

Your Stalker · « **Reply #12 on:** September 01, 2014, 11:58:07 AM »

you guys are so mean

RowRow · « **Reply #13 on:** September 01, 2014, 11:59:21 AM »

Kinda difficult thing to do with all the fappening leaks going around, but stay strong and don't give in to temptation, your next load in October will be glorious after a month of holding it all in.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:09:13 PM »

Yeah I'll do this. Been doing it to the point lately that it's getting boring.

king of the internet · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:29:54 PM »

What's the fucking point? Denying yourself something that feels good and costs nothing for no reason? I'm gonna keep on purging that filth from my body with every opportunity I have to.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:34:02 PM »

im down

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2014, 01:11:50 PM »

it doesn't count as fapping if someone else is in the driver's seat right? cuz I may not have made it a day.

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2014, 01:24:04 PM »

Already fapped to J-law maybe next month.

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2014, 09:38:59 PM »

I can barely go 16 hours, you want me to go a month?

Atramental · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2014, 09:45:58 PM »

I'm feeling pretty mellow so far.

But, for me, getting past the one week mark is kinda tricky. Especially if I have a stressful work week ahead of me.

edit: Oh yeah, and sex is allowed so... maybe I'll get lucky this weekend? HAH! Hahahaha!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:46:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 01, 2014, 10:32:47 AM

Yea this isnt going to do much for you. I guess if you hold out long enough you'll have a nice load waiting for you, and those are pretty enjoyable.

Yeah day three or four of not going results in a pretty big wad. I've heard that if you wait like a week it just resets and you don't feel the urge as much or something, I'd not know since getting to day 4 is rare for me.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:50:22 PM »

Day 1: guy complimented me, and that made me mushy for maybe 10 seconds. Pretty good first day.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2014, 01:33:32 PM »

This sounds like something Bob Jones would condone.

Momo · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2014, 01:39:40 PM »

I'm in.

Momo · « **Reply #25 on:** September 02, 2014, 01:40:11 PM »

Quote from: Totally Not Ronito on September 01, 2014, 11:38:13 AM

(Image removed from quote.)
You can do it!

I'm out motherfuckers!

Atramental · « **Reply #26 on:** September 02, 2014, 02:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on September 02, 2014, 01:33:32 PM

This sounds like something Bob Jones would condone.

The only difference is that their "no-fap" policy doesn't last for a month. It's a life sentence.

And sure, there are people there that claim they don't fap or look at porn but in that context... it's better to be a liar rather than being a filthy & wretched masturbator.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** September 02, 2014, 05:42:36 PM »

This is frankly very dangerous for your health, guys. The first thing you learn in Liberal Health Class is "If you don't use it, you lose it"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** September 02, 2014, 05:47:38 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 02:09:07 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on September 02, 2014, 01:33:32 PM
This sounds like something Bob Jones would condone.
The only difference is that their "no-fap" policy doesn't last for a month. It's a life sentence. (Image removed from quote.)

And sure, there are people there that claim they don't fap or look at porn but in that context... it's better to be a liar rather than being a filthy & wretched masturbator. (Image removed from quote.)

Typical Friday night in Atra's dorm at BJ University:

Atramental · « **Reply #29 on:** September 02, 2014, 05:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 02, 2014, 05:42:36 PM

This is frankly very dangerous for your health, guys. The first thing you learn in Liberal Health Class is "If you don't use it, you lose it"

They sure did not teach me that at my private Christian high school.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2014, 05:47:38 PM

Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 02:09:07 PM
Quote from: Brehvolution on September 02, 2014, 01:33:32 PM
This sounds like something Bob Jones would condone.
The only difference is that their "no-fap" policy doesn't last for a month. It's a life sentence. (Image removed from quote.)

And sure, there are people there that claim they don't fap or look at porn but in that context... it's better to be a liar rather than being a filthy & wretched masturbator. (Image removed from quote.)

Typical Friday night in Atra's dorm at BJ University:

(Image removed from quote.)

Haha. Thank god I wasn't a dorm student. BJU dorm rooms are pretty tiny and it's typical to be roomates with up to 3 guys. Fuuuck that.

I was a town student or "townie" as the dorm students would say. Which meant I was higher on the totem pole as far as what I could get away with.

Skidmark · « **Reply #30 on:** September 02, 2014, 08:01:24 PM »

I'm in but i doubt i will last a week. The only reason i'm doing this is because i feel dependant on porn for orgasming.

Hock · « **Reply #31 on:** September 02, 2014, 08:16:38 PM »

I tried this a few months ago, I only lasted about a week and a half. Also I ended up with the largest porn collection that I have ever had. Which is weird because its 2014 and collecting porn (especially of super popular mainstream stars) is kinda dumb outside of the few things you know you'll revisit.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:26:17 PM »

didn't think about sex or get turned on today. easy peasy.

Atramental · « **Reply #33 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:28:47 PM »

Pro-tip to the participants: drinking a lot of water/coffee/tea/etc. helps. You'll be too busy peeing to worry about fapping.

Rufus · « **Reply #34 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:43:24 PM »

You will be touching your dick more frequently though.

Atramental · « **Reply #35 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:45:11 PM »

I can pee without touching my dick. It's one of my many talents.

Rufus · « **Reply #36 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:50:04 PM »

Do you dab though? If not

Atramental · « **Reply #37 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:55:59 PM »

Of course I dab.

It's not like dabbing is going to give me an insta-chub.

Rufus · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:56:36 PM »

Dick touching confirmed. Coping strategy exposed.

Atramental · « **Reply #39 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:58:32 PM »

It's just a brief moment of contact.

Hell, sometimes I use a square of toiler paper if it's that drippy.

toku · « **Reply #40 on:** September 03, 2014, 03:16:38 AM »

HAHA YOU GUYS HAVE DICKS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** September 03, 2014, 03:18:21 AM »

too late, saw that purple haired chick video in the nsfw thread and couldn't help myself.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #42 on:** September 03, 2014, 03:55:56 AM »

I don't blame you after watching that it's the only option.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #43 on:** September 03, 2014, 05:00:38 AM »

so what IS that stance on sex?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2014, 05:33:18 AM »

thread says it all

its a No-Fap thread so for those of us having healthy sexual relationships we're perfectly fine.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** September 03, 2014, 08:46:00 AM »

So that's Bz out

nudemacusers · « **Reply #46 on:** September 03, 2014, 10:41:21 AM »

so far so good

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** September 03, 2014, 06:30:07 PM »

Saw a hot guy at work. It set my pants on fire and it was nice and lasted two seconds. Then I forgot about it and when I got into my car, the hot and humid weather made me horny as fuck, but only for about ten seconds. Quickly forgotten about now.

Atramental · « **Reply #48 on:** September 03, 2014, 06:51:43 PM »

Thank god no one is attractive at my current job.

Anyways, day three and still going strong. My work load this week hasn't been too bad so I'm not stressing as much.

I'll probably celebrate the end of the week by getting something at the craft beer store near my house.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #49 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:15:45 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 03, 2014, 08:46:00 AM

So that's Bz out

Nope I'm still in it. I will not shave until I get some! I'll post weekly pictures of the growth to prove it to you if you wish demi.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #50 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:20:52 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 03, 2014, 06:51:43 PM

Thank god no one is attractive at my current job.

nobody, huh

Atramental · « **Reply #51 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:23:27 PM »

Yep.

Now at that 2nd job that was giving me a ton of stress (which I quit just recently) there was this one girl that I worked with that was pretty cute.

But she took the Jesus stuff too seriously.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #52 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:32:49 PM »

i was firing subliminals at you bb

all i need is a mirror to knock out a load nh

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:38:25 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #54 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:42:31 PM »

What a fitting song.

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 03, 2014, 07:32:49 PM

i was firing subliminals at you bb

all i need is a mirror to knock out a load nh

I was including myself in the "ugly camp" as well.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #55 on:** September 04, 2014, 06:14:30 PM »

Day 4: Still fappin'

Atramental · « **Reply #56 on:** September 04, 2014, 06:49:20 PM »

Day 4: still not fapping and I'm going to go workout at the gym.

El Babua · « **Reply #57 on:** September 04, 2014, 06:51:46 PM »

I didn't fap yesterday to show solidarity with y'all.

And cause I was too tired.

bork · « **Reply #58 on:** September 04, 2014, 09:47:14 PM »

All right, I'm in.

bork · « **Reply #59 on:** September 04, 2014, 09:47:25 PM »

Well, I'm out.

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Author Topic: No-Fap September (Read 6616 times)