Author Topic: evilbore votes: a mouthful of thick bore dick (Read 2186 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** September 02, 2014, 08:58:03 PM »

NO HOMO SHIT, KAY GUYS

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:01:31 PM »

That's totally not ronito to you bub

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:05:37 PM »

Well I'm inclined to not vote if we're to abstain from no homo in this thread.

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I lied I chose PD cause Mupepe is too sweet and innocent

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:08:15 PM »

nothing gay about suckin a dude's dickus, bro.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:12:12 PM »

This poll needs more #fatpriviledge

Please add Joe Molotov, thank you

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:13:47 PM »

there

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:30:06 PM »

I read the poll question in Christopher Perkins' voice.

I'm gonna have to roll with Karakand.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:30:55 PM »

what's amazing about this is that my balls do in fact smell like serge lutens right now

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:36:44 PM »

I'm surprised this is even a debate at bore meet ups. It's speaking the unspoken rule.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:41:15 PM »

shaka is a seasoned vet, i feel he would be disappointed by my performance and hesitance.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:44:33 PM »

i will give icon for beej though. no shame. you earned it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2014, 09:51:53 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 02, 2014, 09:44:33 PM

i will give icon for beej though. no shame. you earned it.

what are the rules of this beej? is there a minimum amount of time required? is spitting allowed?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2014, 10:03:12 PM »

shaka should be unanimous

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2014, 10:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 02, 2014, 09:39:17 PM

how am i the first vote for shaka?

y'all have no taste

do i smell GAY PANIC on the bore?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2014, 10:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 10:05:46 PM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 02, 2014, 09:39:17 PM
how am i the first vote for shaka?

y'all have no taste

do i smell GAY PANIC on the bore?

I only smell astroglide.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 02, 2014, 10:46:36 PM »

Like I could narrow it down to just one

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** September 02, 2014, 10:50:41 PM »

not one pity vote. my dick smells like soft flowers and coconut

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #17 on:** September 02, 2014, 10:55:21 PM »

My deep and abiding ennui, instead of consuming my sexual stimulation, usually serves to amplify the intensity of my sexual encounters.

I'm having reservations that this might make me a #sadboy poseur.

Karakand pls

Rufus · « **Reply #18 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:02:32 PM »

Nothing quite like fucking the pain away.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:10:18 PM »

All of em.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:22:01 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on September 02, 2014, 10:55:21 PM

My deep and abiding ennui, instead of consuming my sexual stimulation, usually serves to amplify the intensity of my sexual encounters.

I'm having reservations that this might make me a #sadboy poseur.

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Karakand pls

The trick is to get really good at fucking but stay a shitty human being wracked by ennui and your partners are left with no recourse but to slowly sexually objectify you over the duration of a relationship until you're barely anything more than a mechanized dildo with a pulse. Your sexual encounters will still be intense, but the grief you experience during post-coital cuddling as you come to realize every relationship you've ever been in has followed the same pattern will be #sadboys to the extreme.

On an unrelated note, I'm doing much better in this contest than I thought I would.

Not sure if I should go for the dubya and electioneer, or be honest about my sexuality.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:23:35 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 02, 2014, 11:16:23 PM

Whoever voted PD, aren't you afraid that he'd start asking you intrusive questions about penile sensitivity or some shit?

Not to mention his well-documented hair stroking

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Atramental · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:23:48 PM »

Hmmm. So many choices but only one ~~mouth~~ vote.

RowRow · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2014, 12:21:23 AM »

I'd suck you all tbh, no hetero

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2014, 01:04:48 AM »

I voted Arvie. Don't think for a second I've changed my mind about reaching around and ravaging his hairy hole(s).

thisismyusername · « **Reply #25 on:** September 03, 2014, 09:05:54 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 02, 2014, 09:39:17 PM

how am i the first vote for shaka?

y'all have no taste

icon > legit sisterhood.

Sorry, sis. Gotta climb that forum ladder, you know?

Squiddy · « **Reply #26 on:** September 03, 2014, 06:48:06 PM »

I voted PD, but that might have been a mistake since we don't know the ethnicity of the dick.
Let's hope it's a BBC.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** September 06, 2014, 03:36:54 AM »

I'd feel slighted if folks hadn't already voted with their oral muscles and saliva

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** September 06, 2014, 03:40:31 AM »

5 votes for Andrex huh

chronovore · « **Reply #29 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:09:36 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on September 02, 2014, 09:09:01 PM

It's 2014, head is head.

Receiving, sure. Just close your eyes and WHATEVS!

Giving...? I'm not so sold on "head is head."

Your Stalker · « **Reply #30 on:** September 06, 2014, 08:42:19 PM »

Who on the poll has the biggest dick?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:43:49 PM »

shaka, duh

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2014, 12:40:21 AM »

he'll skewer your puckerfish like a cock kebab

Kara · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2014, 04:38:57 AM »

Shakawarma

Squiddy · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2014, 11:32:19 AM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on September 06, 2014, 08:42:19 PM

Who on the poll has the biggest dick?

The jews.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2014, 12:25:37 PM »

but is it a good shape? i've seen too many big dicks that lack a masculine vein structure and visually pleasing, fall-to-your-knees glans.

hampster · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:00:48 PM »

Ronito pm'd me on gaf once and shared something private. Tonight I return the favor

News:

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so you show up to this bangin' bore meetup. everyone's a bit tipsy, you've had more than a few, and you're feeling the love in the room. bros are giving you some seriously intense looks, and there isn't a loose pair of pants in sight. so: who's fat banger

Author Topic: evilbore votes: a mouthful of thick bore dick (Read 2186 times)