Author Topic: Bore member most likely to kill someone (Read 8932 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** September 07, 2014, 01:14:40 PM »

topic. basically, which bore member do you think is most likely to buss their guns

dont pick military members cause they're most likely already life taking scum

also add your reasoning

also you have 2 votes

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:16:33 PM »

.......awesome-o.

:trollbron

nachobro · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:19:24 PM »

Squiddy. After he hits rock bottom and realizes his ultimate pusshole persona won't get him laid is gonna carve up some women in back alleys.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:21:01 PM »

AWESOM-O. Not even a contest.

Why? Its obvious that he has it in his head that is special, talented, and a genius, destined to be famous, rich, and powerful. However real life keeps getting in the way and he responds to it with rage. As he gets older, he realizes that the dream of fame and riches will pass him by, especially to people that he deems to be dumber or less talented than him. Somewhere, around his late 30s, after getting passed up for a promotion for the third time and fresh from a divorce that took him to the cleaners, he snaps in a murder-suicide spree.

headwalk · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:33:33 PM »

puddles is only ever a facebook snub away from homicide.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:33:44 PM »

Does suicide count?

cool breeze · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:37:08 PM »

why is this is a harder choice than picking bore dick

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:37:13 PM »

Eel. Dude will finally have enough and go on a silicon valley killing spree for all his bad luck

Lennedsay after that. Because she's a man eater

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:39:13 PM »

Guess I'm an obvious pacifist

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:39:28 PM »

I'm stuck

PD - once you get the taste of murder in the digital realm, you can't go back. it's like skinning cats.

Awesome-O - white, listens to metal, women issues.

Esch - This thread is a pretty obvs attempt to shift attention away from your honor killings

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:45:49 PM »

I went with awesome-o fwiw

and esch bb, if someone torched my closet, death would be too simple of an outcome.

edit: oh and i'm latino too motherfucker

:'(

etiolate · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:56:32 PM »

$:-\$

I'm a pacifist

WanderingWind · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:01:54 PM »

I think this is what kids call "throwing the shade."

Momo · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:09:51 PM »

I could see myself accidentally killing someone in self defence, I've been mugged thrice in my life and two times out of that I beat the shit out of my knife wielding attacker. Granted that was when I was a dumb kid, but the stupidity is there.

On the real for this thread though, Squiddy. He is going to hit a bottom even the king of bottoms himself can never hit, a mythical nirvana of lows, and then he's going woman hunting :'(

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:11:19 PM »

pretty easy to remain a pacifist when you view your targets as trash and not people :lenowned

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:15:19 PM »

Why am I not on this list? Your dead Esch. do you hear me? dead!

Boogie · « **Reply #16 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:18:25 PM »

Take out the military members, but leave me in?

This shit is rigged, mang

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:18:59 PM »

In your sleep Esch, with a bit of string and poison.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:20:34 PM »

the only thing canadians kill are boxes of timmy ho donuts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:22:05 PM »

Though poison might not be the best way of threatening a sleep kill. Its like I murdered you in your sleep but you could die like two days later. Takes the viciousness out of the threat, I think.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:27:36 PM »

Lennedsay, I've read her stories about her in-laws, no jury in the world would ever convict her

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:27:39 PM »

Glad this poll excludes suicide and party discipline.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:28:00 PM »

I voted for Drinky and myself, but the real answer is of course Arvie

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:33:45 PM »

Why kill a man when you can render his output irrelevant and drowned out by the white noise of the mass media you control?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:37:29 PM »

I was gonna say T234 is the most likely, but we can't discount the very real possibility that he's already killed someone in the backwoods of Kentucky.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:44:28 PM »

give a man a columbian necktie and dissolve his body in a bathtub, you kill him once; suffocate his will to live and ruin his standing in society, you kill him for a lifetime.

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:46:06 PM »

I'm glad you understand the Elders of Zion's version of active measures, mac.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:46:40 PM »

i didn't vote for boogs because he's canadian. if he were american he'd be vote #1.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:47:29 PM »

put oscar on the poll

i'ma vote for him. he'd kill someone if they fucked with his trash can. no doubt. that razor sharp wit has some killer tendencies, i know it

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:47:36 PM »

awesome-o and/or puddles

Squiddy · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:57:21 PM »

Yeah, Atramental is a dark horse.
While his plight might lead one to think he's more of a suicide kind of person, you never know with ex-fundamentalist christian types.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:01:10 PM »

he shaves his head too

Atramental · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:05:03 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:18:18 PM »

I still only have one vote and that was me. Atra want to do some Scream style plot with me?

Atramental · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:26:53 PM »

I never saw that movie.

And I will say that I don't really have a homicidal streak. I just look like I do with my soulless, beady eyes and my shaved head.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:28:48 PM »

in scream two men go on a homo-cidal rampage across the US while buttfucking constantly

maybe i'm thinking of a different movie but i don't think so.

nachobro · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:29:14 PM »

Atra seems like the type to cry into an appletini when he's depressed, not kill someone.

Rufus · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:29:33 PM »

I picked mac and treesong, but any parent makes the list, just because I believe that parents are scary people. Their spawn over everyone else.
Drinky might be an edge case because of robot disease, but you never know.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:40:50 PM »

slighted AGAIN :'(
and after being voted most likely to shoot up my school/workplace on several real life occasions

El Babua · « **Reply #39 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:42:49 PM »

I know, right?

Atramental · « **Reply #40 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:44:34 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2014, 03:40:50 PM

slighted AGAIN :'(
and after being voted most likely to shoot up my school/workplace on several real life occasions

Boogie · « **Reply #41 on:** September 07, 2014, 03:51:08 PM »

Quote from: Esch on September 07, 2014, 02:47:46 PM

Quote from: Boogie on September 07, 2014, 02:18:25 PM
Take out the military members, but leave me in?

This shit is rigged, mang

I think we have to differentiate brave members of the military from people that like to cosplay as brave members of the military

(Image removed from quote.)

Dos it make a difference that I only cosplay as mid-19th Century British military?

drew · « **Reply #42 on:** September 07, 2014, 04:47:35 PM »

voted arvie and recursivelyenumerable - fuckin weirdos

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** September 07, 2014, 04:49:23 PM »

i voted for esch cuz dat dude didn't put oscar on the poll

hampster · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2014, 04:53:29 PM »

Who can forget what devo did to poor kevincow :'(

How long until she finishes the job

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:01:30 PM »

I think we should take into account ease of access to the means of committing homo-cide, i.e. anyone living in a blue state/big-ass metro area takes severe maluses. Boreans hailing from a certain peninsular/subcontinental origin are also dinged; collaboration between our efficient local and federal governments ensure our security from (Brown) domestic terrorist threats

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Kara · « **Reply #46 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:06:13 PM »

Finally on the board.

Winning both the hummer and killer polls, I'd be like a Criminal Minds unsub or something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:13:40 PM »

Dunno about killing someone, but I can definitely imagine Arvie shittong on someone's chest.

"This is my design"

Boogie · « **Reply #48 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:17:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on September 07, 2014, 04:30:09 PM

well given the amount of killing they seem to have participated in is that helping your case

I should have known that was the wrong card to play to the brown guy...

Kara · « **Reply #49 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:40:18 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 07, 2014, 05:10:46 PM

I haven't even thrown a punch at anything that wasn't a punching bag or a wall in years.

It's cool, that's the case for most of us too.

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I can't actually judge you on this one but I'm sure your average Borean isn't in any way violent.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:00:14 PM »

No, rape is wrong. And I would never molest a bowel of corn flakes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:00:56 PM »

I wonder why mass rapist isn't a thing.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:01:43 PM »

Arvie is a softie, you guys are so rude to him.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:04:22 PM »

Joe really knows how to keep his name off of the list.

toku · « **Reply #54 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:22:22 PM »

Who on that list has the nastiest neckbeard?

Kara · « **Reply #55 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:23:59 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 07, 2014, 06:00:56 PM

I wonder why mass rapist isn't a thing.

Refractory period, it's so salvational friends.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #56 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:26:29 PM »

Hey AWESOM-O...

cool breeze · « **Reply #57 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Esch on September 07, 2014, 05:54:53 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on September 07, 2014, 05:41:14 PM
The shit Arvie posts in the NSFW thread is way more of a red flag than anything I've posted in the last year or two.

Arvie is more of a potential serial rapist than a murderer, though.

I disagree. if the bore was Con Air he wouldn't fit the Johnny 23 mold.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #58 on:** September 07, 2014, 06:49:09 PM »

i haven't killed anyone yet this year, fyi.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** September 07, 2014, 07:06:19 PM »

Quote from: Sovok on September 07, 2014, 06:23:59 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 07, 2014, 06:00:56 PM
I wonder why mass rapist isn't a thing.

Refractory period, it's so salvational friends.

I know you like to live in a time when Marx was still relevant, but I'm pretty sure every modern definition of rape doesn't require completion.

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Author Topic: Bore member most likely to kill someone (Read 8932 times)

Eschaton