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The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« on: September 10, 2014, 08:04:02 PM »
This is what I thought of. Anyone else have thoughts?

Drinky: A large litter of kittens
Triumph: Being an Atlanta sports fan
PD: All current BBC stars retire, no replacements
Contra: Boxed wine renaissance
Karakand: True love/US adopts IFRS
Father Mike: People start finding him interesting and want to talk to him
The Experiment: The singularity replaces engineers
Himu: Priapism
nudemac: J Crew look becomes the norm
Boogie: Racial dicrimination lawsuit
Atra: Future wife becomes a hardcore Christian
Rumbler: ALL anime is moe
Diunx: Taco Bell pulls out of the Central American market
Esch: Arranged marriage
Mr. Gundam: Michael Bay does a Gundam movie


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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 08:10:32 PM »
:wtf


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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2014, 08:10:35 PM »
I've had some good boxed wines.  Even imported a couple :larry
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2014, 08:11:02 PM »
Oh oh tell me the good boxed wines

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2014, 08:11:45 PM »
You live in Portland, right?  There's some people doing some really cool keg stuff up there.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2014, 08:12:12 PM »
"Atra: Future wife becomes a hardcore Christian"

Oh man... I just had a minor anxiety flare up from reading this.

Yeah. That's definitely a legitimate fear of mine.   :-\
« Last Edit: September 10, 2014, 08:21:16 PM by Atramental »

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2014, 08:12:37 PM »
Please, like you could curse me with something that can't happen. :smug

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2014, 08:17:29 PM »
I think you could curse a good number of boreans to a string of failed relationships and foreboding loneliness and have it be super effective.


would be a fairly redundant curse tho :hitler
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 08:26:26 PM »
Please, like you can curse me with something I inflict on myself already. :smug

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2014, 08:29:48 PM »
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2014, 08:31:19 PM »
My luck with electronics
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2014, 08:41:06 PM »
Rumbler: ALL anime is moe

You lose, Walrus, I already watch lots of moe anime. :smug
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2014, 08:45:56 PM »
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2014, 08:47:03 PM »
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2014, 08:49:20 PM »
My curse is already happening to an extent. Mandingo, Lex, and Jack Napier haven't retired but their output has been reduced, and is of worse quality now. To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

Now these dudes are using obscene language and being too aggressive. What happened to the art of fucking? smh.
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2014, 08:51:35 PM »
To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

jesus christ

live vicariously through porn, brehs
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2014, 08:57:12 PM »
i just can't believe the same guy who wrote a tirade on getting a life to other people the other week just wrote that
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2014, 08:58:38 PM »
I shook your mom's hand last night.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2014, 09:00:03 PM »
would rather be grey at 20 than bald at 40

speaking of I am getting some greys on the side of my head  :'(
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2014, 09:00:30 PM »
soooo, pd.

which bbc stars ejaculate the best? I have to give it lex.
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2014, 09:17:32 PM »
i legit don't think i've ever seen yellowy cum
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2014, 09:19:03 PM »



Boogie: Racial dicrimination lawsuit


Really?  That's the best you could come up with? 

 :heh
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2014, 09:20:42 PM »
soooo, pd.

which bbc stars ejaculate the best? I have to give it lex.

Lex. Mandingo's seems to just ooze out reluctantly most of the time. But he has his moments.

 :nsfw
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2014, 09:46:49 PM »
man i really hate when jizz oozes out reluctantly  :-\
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2014, 09:49:39 PM »



Boogie: Racial dicrimination lawsuit


Really?  That's the best you could come up with? 

 :heh

Someone come up with a better curse for Boogie.

See, this is where we will miss The Business.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2014, 09:53:23 PM »
My curse is already happening to an extent. Mandingo, Lex, and Jack Napier haven't retired but their output has been reduced, and is of worse quality now. To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

Now these dudes are using obscene language and being too aggressive. What happened to the art of fucking? smh.

As an old man, PD will look back in his life and long for the era of gentlemanly bbc models, telling the playground children who gather around to listen about how he liked the manner in which Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2014, 09:59:07 PM »
Boogie curse: character limit on bore posts

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2014, 10:00:59 PM »
AWESOM-O: being found guilty for a murder he didn't commit and having the bores murder poll be the deciding factor in the trial.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2014, 10:02:22 PM »
Boogie: May you only be able to fill out incident reports in invisible ink? :larry

I mean why would you want to curse Boogie in the first place. :beli

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2014, 10:03:38 PM »
Boogie: Eternally damned to answer for any and all instances of corruption and abuse by law enforcement.

Everyone not mentioned: they will never be listed amongst their Borian peers in lists and polls :fbm
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2014, 10:04:23 PM »
Boogies curse is a Mountie dressed horse mounts him and not getting any over time pay for this

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2014, 10:05:02 PM »
Father Mike: Cursed with porn drift in reverse, i.e. he can only ever achieve satisfaction with the most boring and bland of missionary heterosexual porn.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2014, 10:05:38 PM »
you monster

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2014, 10:11:01 PM »
you monster
well think of it, near the end, you will be able to orgasm watching mormons holding hands.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2014, 10:15:59 PM »
Young mormons aren't into just holding hands these days.

They're apparently into "soaking" as well:
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/YoungMormonsdiscoverhoweasyitistooutwitGodTILsoaking-14369.png

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2014, 10:18:16 PM »
Raban: get hit by cars every time she rides a bicycle

PD: getting married to a woman with a small white penis

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2014, 10:20:30 PM »
Boogie curse: character limit on bore posts

Mmm, better, but more appropriate to pre-2012 or so Boogie.

Boogie: Eternally damned to answer for any and all instances of corruption and abuse by law enforcement.


Boogie: May you only be able to fill out incident reports in invisible ink? :larry


Aww yeah, now we're getting somewhere.



Actually, I feel like I haven't given you guys enough real ammo over the past few years.  If I'd told you guys half of the bureaucratic fuckery I've put up with in this outfit, it would make The Wire look like CSI, and y'all would be much better equipped to burn me. ;)
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2014, 10:23:16 PM »
My curse is already happening to an extent. Mandingo, Lex, and Jack Napier haven't retired but their output has been reduced, and is of worse quality now. To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

Now these dudes are using obscene language and being too aggressive. What happened to the art of fucking? smh.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2014, 10:24:22 PM »
Young mormons aren't into just holding hands these days.

They're apparently into "soaking" as well:
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/YoungMormonsdiscoverhoweasyitistooutwitGodTILsoaking-14369.png

I could have gone a lifetime without knowing this.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2014, 10:27:39 PM »
Young mormons aren't into just holding hands these days.

They're apparently into "soaking" as well:
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/YoungMormonsdiscoverhoweasyitistooutwitGodTILsoaking-14369.png

I could have gone a lifetime without knowing this.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2014, 10:29:20 PM »
this thread is gonna be weird in 4 years when pd actually settles down with a white girl who has a tiny penis.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2014, 10:30:10 PM »
Esch: His son grows up to become the biggest Nas stan out there.
and it would be cool that my kid likes hip hop even though it's going to die as a genre inside the decade

OH GOD I HOPE SO.

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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2014, 10:31:58 PM »
this thread is gonna be weird in 4 years when pd actually settles down with a white girl who has a tiny penis.

I think the fact that she will be fat and he will totally simp for her will be the more embarrassing issue. 

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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2014, 10:33:12 PM »
Oscar (and me):  Sustained success of American hockey teams over Canada.

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« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2014, 10:34:45 PM »
Atramental: force him to move in with tumblr girl, but she hates and will never fuck him


Eh... I'll get by. :fbm

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« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2014, 10:37:52 PM »
himu: force her to read on reddit about rap about killing people and watch the NBA till she dies

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2014, 10:47:21 PM »
Karakand: force him to read Hayek and Orwell for eternity

I'd find ways to amuse myself. Plus this would basically be like reliving my teenage years which I more or less enjoyed.

Aside from the counter-intuitive "curse him with happiness" thing laid down in the OP (which is absolutely terrifying BTW, fuck you GS for even imagining me happy you monster), the only thing you could "actually curse" curse me with would be to make me listen to Monet on my living room wall motherfuckers talk about abstract and / or postmodern art, preferably in a museum.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2014, 10:47:45 PM »
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

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Dodged that genetic bullet.  Got the early patches of grey hair thing going on instead.  I guess that's better?
Hey I have some grey, maybe it's something the government is putting in our water.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2014, 10:49:37 PM »
esch: jayz features on an iggy azalea track... and esch likes it.

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2014, 10:56:08 PM »
Demi: All men in the world suddenly become skinny and clean-shaven
Awesome-O: Victim of holocaust in the digital realm
Himu: Forced to watch Space Dandy on repeat for eternity with Glenn Beck
Joe: Pretty Cure cancelled
Oscar: PS4 sales skyrocket thanks to Final Fantasy XV, 100 million units sold by 2017
Boogie: Permanently relocated to Whitehorse
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2014, 11:04:02 PM »
Raban: get hit by cars every time she rides a bicycle

PD: getting married to a woman with a small white penis

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2014, 11:06:22 PM »
Esch: His son grows up to become the biggest Nas stan out there.
and it would be cool that my kid likes hip hop even though it's going to die as a genre inside the decade

OH GOD I HOPE SO.

Why? Killing a genre off cause it's popular is pretty fucking stupid.

You don't understand. Music has been a part of the black american experience going back to the slave days. Music is very big in our culture. Currently, rap has held a monopoly on black american culture to the point of homogeneity. More than that, in its current incarnation, it doesn't serve as a means to express the black experience. If you are black and over 30 and want music to represent your life, lol, you're fucked as far as the mains stream is concerned. It has killed r&b in the traditional sense, the de-facto means of black artistic expression for nearly 50 years. 20 years ago, there were much more types of ways to have this experience represented. To you, it's just music. That's why it's taken hold to so many non-blacks. To me, it's a part of a larger culture, and my culture is not being represented by one genre being the only game in town as it carries the coattails of a genre way past its prime that has betrayed its own initial ideals.

With the death of rap, hopefully black people can rise up and have music that speaks for us again. Until then, staying underground is a necessity.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2014, 11:07:14 PM »
Way to gang up on the black guy, bore. :ufup
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2014, 11:08:25 PM »
He likes being ganged up. :tauntaun
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2014, 11:10:13 PM »
fuck, i love kittens.

the worst curse on me would be either a successful nintendo or another child.
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #55 on: September 10, 2014, 11:11:16 PM »
fuck, i love kittens.

the worst curse on me would be either a successful nintendo or another child.

Isn't Nintendo almost like the child you never wanted?
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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2014, 11:11:43 PM »
Way to gang up on the black guy, bore. :ufup

Well given that the worst thing to him involves white dick, he's kind of the odd man out.   Pretty sure that adding a little white dick would improve anyone else curse. 

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2014, 11:12:14 PM »
Andrex: Google buys Nintendo and subsequently goes bankrupt

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« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2014, 11:14:30 PM »
Atramental: Honorary doctorate in religious studies from BYU
Hmm. BYU would be a trip but I think you meant to write BJU.  :yeshrug

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Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2014, 11:21:29 PM »
Methodis: someone tries to teach him how to read and write

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