Author Topic: seattle report (Read 3445 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** September 11, 2014, 02:39:22 AM »

In three years of living in this area I never really ventured into the Post Alley/PUBLIC MARKET sign area until now. Visceral reaction tourist trap avoid. But cool places here actually. Or I'm just getting old so tourist traps now appropriate for my current life stage.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1 on:** September 11, 2014, 03:02:02 AM »

Dude across the bar from me is doing smartphone platform wars at the girl he's with

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2014, 11:17:37 AM »

I don't go downtown much, but Rachel's Ginger Beer and Skillet Diner are great.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2014, 01:10:12 PM »

Come down to Columbia City- We can drink fancy local coffee while eating a waffle and have the local bakery correct us when we mispronounce the names of bread.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2014, 03:29:26 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 11, 2014, 01:10:12 PM

Come down to Columbia City- We can drink fancy local coffee while eating a waffle and have the local bakery correct us when we mispronounce the names of bread.

Full Tilt Ice Cream! Spinnaker Bay Brewing! Tutta Bella! Columbia City Alehouse! And you guys are getting another brewery next to Full Tilt.

One of my good friends live in Seward Park, so we're down in CC fairly often.

bork · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2014, 03:31:21 PM »

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2014, 02:52:27 AM »

I can't really tell if the person three seats down from me is a dude or a chick. If he's a girl I'm pretty attracted to her.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2014, 03:04:01 AM »

Just left Seattle yesterday. I miss it. But not ready to move back yet.

chronovore · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2014, 02:50:34 AM »

I've not been back in years, but I alway enjoy Seattle.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2014, 01:56:00 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 14, 2014, 02:50:34 AM

I've not been back in years, but I alway enjoy Seattle.

It's time to visit. Em and I would love to show you around just as you did with us in Osaka.

And drink fancy beers in my garage.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2014, 02:40:04 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 13, 2014, 02:52:27 AM

I can't really tell if the person three seats down from me is a dude or a chick. If he's a girl I'm pretty attracted to her.

I hate when this happens; get bored on the bus and start imaging your perfect lives together, her small tits shifting as she rides you during passionate love making; then she turns around and is sporting a decent sized beard.

chronovore · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2014, 07:08:29 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 17, 2014, 02:40:04 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 13, 2014, 02:52:27 AM
I can't really tell if the person three seats down from me is a dude or a chick. If he's a girl I'm pretty attracted to her.

I hate when this happens; get bored on the bus and start imaging your perfect lives together, her small tits shifting as she rides you during passionate love making; then she turns around and is sporting a decent sized beard.

And in Santa Cruz, she's possibly still female.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** September 22, 2014, 02:53:31 PM »

i will be in seattle this fri does anyone want to say hello/molest me

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2014, 02:56:09 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 02:53:31 PM

i will be in seattle this fri does anyone want to say hello/molest me

I would totally be up for some quality fashion dumpster time, but my in-laws are going to be in town from Nebraska.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2014, 03:00:33 PM »

sure, i am available for dumpster shenanigans

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2014, 03:06:46 PM »

Is your new motorcycle a 2 seater, Van?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM »

I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more.

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2014, 09:30:47 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM

I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more.

How many holes do you have, nudemacusers?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** September 22, 2014, 09:45:19 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 22, 2014, 09:30:47 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM
I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more.

How many holes do you have, nudemacusers?

More than Arvie.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** September 22, 2014, 10:20:03 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 22, 2014, 09:30:47 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM
I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more.

How many holes do you have, nudemacusers?

counting armpits, at least 5

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2014, 12:33:57 AM »

So is this an official thing? NB I don't actually own a dumpster

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2014, 12:44:52 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on September 22, 2014, 03:06:46 PM

Is your new motorcycle a 2 seater, Van?

yes

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2014, 11:59:37 PM »

so where should we do this

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 2014, 10:48:37 AM »

if it's west side, plz make it north-ish like lcw or something as i am stuck at work until 6 and fuck the commute. besides, lcw is ghettofabulous for me. maybe elliott bay brewing there?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2014, 12:30:23 PM »

doesn't really matter to me breh, elliott bay brewing sounds fine. gimme a time

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** September 25, 2014, 02:21:40 PM »

Quote from: clothedpcuser on September 23, 2014, 11:59:37 PM

so where should we do this

The butt.

Have fun guys!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** September 25, 2014, 02:28:01 PM »

Well that's a given, I was just wondering what Van would want to do when it's his turn

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** September 26, 2014, 01:36:23 PM »

so ... ?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** September 26, 2014, 01:39:39 PM »

would you like to come out and play also? I await van's timetable. hopefully he didn't crash his motorbike into a human-sheep orgy or something.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** September 26, 2014, 01:44:22 PM »

yes, as it's not like i have anything better to do

Steve Contra · « **Reply #30 on:** September 26, 2014, 01:58:24 PM »

Van Cruncheon ducked me by using his daughter as an excuse when I was in Seattle

TVC, MAF and Recursive are true Seattle bros though

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** September 26, 2014, 02:00:09 PM »

he better not use that one, I was gonna use that one tonight

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** September 26, 2014, 02:04:12 PM »

I'll be at Joule tonight for dinner with my wife (in-laws watching the kiddo). There's a dumpster out back...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #33 on:** September 26, 2014, 02:07:08 PM »

Actually, I'll be at Reuben's Brews in Ballard around 3pm for a little bit if you can sneak away and meet me for a quick beer.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34 on:** September 26, 2014, 02:11:59 PM »

I might be getting out of here

here =

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Graham

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in a few, will let you know if I'm there any time soon.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #35 on:** September 26, 2014, 02:15:22 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 02:11:59 PM

I might be getting out of here

here =

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Graham
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in a few, will let you know if I'm there any time soon.

I work in Auburn, so I'm not that far away.

Just sent you a PM.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36 on:** September 26, 2014, 03:44:27 PM »

coo, will text when i am in the area

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37 on:** September 26, 2014, 05:50:25 PM »

Cool little store

Too bad they don't open until 3

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38 on:** September 26, 2014, 06:49:24 PM »

Drank tasty beer, met a cool dude.

Where are the rest of my seattle bros

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** September 26, 2014, 06:59:47 PM »

just got gundam's message, can you do elliott bat brewing at 5ish?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:10:06 PM »

I will be there at 5:30, if no one else is there I will just sit and read and enjoy the serenity of solitude

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:10:46 PM »

Yeah ill hop over in a few getting grub rite now

Pics will be hosted on bore's fetlife group

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #42 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:11:50 PM »

I will be there at 5:30, with books in case no one else shows up lol

nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:15:19 PM »

Will only show if books are slash erotica

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:16:54 PM »

i'm prepping my cuticles for major buttho' play. will be there at 5-ish.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #45 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:26:30 PM »

I have something much kinkier and more dangerous, a book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** September 26, 2014, 07:59:11 PM »

i am here niqqaz, look for the bespectacled narbo in the worn-ass b/w bike jacket. also, this is the lcw elliott bay brewery, bus stop at 125th and 30th

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:02:31 PM »

we can talk gpu fencing and sync primitives in amp implementations while nudemacusers masturbates/cries

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:04:44 PM »

i asked a hobo: "you nudemacuser?"

"yarrrgh" he said, which i took as assent/consent.

god my cornhole hurts now. like a munitions-grade rectal meltdown. :-( why did i choose lcw

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #49 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:05:46 PM »

i am sitting right in front of the main entrance

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:11:55 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:14:21 PM »

NO-ONE STANDS UP DRINKY CROW

<cries>

nudemacusers · « **Reply #52 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:17:07 PM »

I am in line to pee begins a homeless man talking about orgies

Wait I'm at California west seattle nooooo

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:20:48 PM »

did gundam give you my number

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:23:44 PM »

sooo alone. the waitress looks disgusted. sooooo alooooone. i didn't bring any books because i can't read :-(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:24:12 PM »

#thesingularities

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:27:00 PM »

omg, linkin park is ACTUALLY PLAYING on the bar's cc radio

#cacphenomenae

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:27:00 PM

omg, linkin park is ACTUALLY PLAYING on the bar's cc radio

#cacphenomenae

don't worry, I'm sure Happy and Not Afraid are coming up next.

chronovore · « **Reply #58 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:24:12 PM

#thesingularities

BE RIGHT THERE.

*runs for plane*

*reconsiders 10 plane flight, realizes bar will be closed on arrival*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #59 on:** September 26, 2014, 10:35:23 PM »

My penis is riddled with sores now

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