Author Topic: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience? (Read 3957 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 19, 2007, 05:38:15 PM »

The writing is on the wall, folks.

1. He likes big black dick porn
2. Flamboyant
3. Republican
4. Fundie

That evidence in mind, there is no possible way that he isn't gay. Potentially even gayer than Himuro. So let's name some time frames, and if you are feeling imaginative, let's hear some sex acts. I see PD hanging from the seeling of some seedy gay black republican fundie sex club getting poundered by a train of men with forearm-sized cocks. Dry.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:39:40 PM »

How soon are you visiting Ypsi?

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:39:57 PM »

When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on January 19, 2007, 05:39:57 PM

When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:43:28 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 19, 2007, 05:42:22 PM

Quote from: Bacon on January 19, 2007, 05:39:57 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.

Poor guy is a few years overdue. I had mine a few weeks ago.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:56:51 PM »

If the opportunity arose I bet he'd take it. Those pictures you sent me White Man prove this. My god PD!!!

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:59:07 PM »

Have you ever been fucked by a legend, Phoenix Dark?

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2007, 06:23:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 19, 2007, 05:59:07 PM

Have you ever been fucked by a legend, Phoenix Dark?

He's never been fucked at all.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2007, 06:49:22 PM »

Phoenix?, do you like movies about Gladiators? and...Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2007, 06:56:09 PM »

Alright, which one of you tossers thinks he is actually straight?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2007, 07:53:22 PM »

I think hes straight.

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2007, 07:53:45 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 07:53:22 PM

I think hes straight.

you dont get the point of the thread

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2007, 07:58:59 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 19, 2007, 07:53:45 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 07:53:22 PM
I think hes straight.
you dont get the point of the thread

Whats the point of the thread?

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2007, 08:02:43 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 07:58:59 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on January 19, 2007, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 07:53:22 PM
I think hes straight.
you dont get the point of the thread

Whats the point of the thread?

make fun of PD for being obsessed with cocks

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2007, 08:05:56 PM »

Oh ok, I didnt know he was into cock.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2007, 09:05:05 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on January 19, 2007, 08:48:59 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 19, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
Quote from: Bacon on January 19, 2007, 05:39:57 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.
I had mine a few weeks ago.
elaborate

I don't want to be made fun of.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2007, 09:17:59 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 09:05:05 PM

Quote from: jarosh on January 19, 2007, 08:48:59 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 19, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
Quote from: Bacon on January 19, 2007, 05:39:57 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.
I had mine a few weeks ago.
elaborate
I don't want to be made fun of.

Yes, spill it moopeepee

Christopher · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2007, 09:22:03 PM »

dish the dirt mup.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM »

He was standing around three naked black dudes and all he could say was "I can't go straight any longer."

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2007, 09:37:07 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 19, 2007, 09:34:40 PM

I too want to hear about Mupepe, God of Fertility, finding the way of the wang.

Thats what I just posted.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** January 19, 2007, 10:47:11 PM »

If Whiteman would give me his number I would cyber with him. I swear

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:19:06 PM »

I went on a business trip to Bakersfield, CA. A coworker and I were at a club and this chubby girl (cute face, but doughnut stomach), kept hitting on both of us and wouldn't leave the area. So we asked if she wanted to go to the car with us and we shishkabobbed (sp?) her in the back seat of our white rented Impala.

I think that counts as a gay experience.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:23:37 PM »

I'm assuming she was white. Bakersfield

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:35:39 PM »

Nah, hispanic. What's funny about Bakersfield?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:38:19 PM »

I know two gay guys who live there and they say it's a shit hole. Hell I've seen pics/videos from there and it DOES look like a total shithole $:-\$

Full of racists too

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:39:59 PM »

It IS a shithole. Why do you think I went to a club and fucked a chubster? It wasn't because the city was so enthralling. I only had to stay there for two days though. San Francisco was much better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM »

I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM

I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?

Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:48:03 PM »

We call that the Eiffel Tower.

Yeti · « **Reply #29 on:** January 19, 2007, 11:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:47:02 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too $:-\$

which end were you at?

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2007, 12:34:31 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 19, 2007, 11:52:19 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:47:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too $:-\$

which end were you at?

Both at some point

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2007, 02:14:02 AM »

I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2007, 02:18:22 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 19, 2007, 11:52:19 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:47:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too $:-\$

which end were you at?

During the high five? I was fucking her.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2007, 02:26:27 AM »

^^^
Wow, drunk posting FTW. I answered the same question twice

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 02:14:02 AM

I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.

I dunno. I used to have a rule about there being another cock in the room. I felt kind of gay afterwards.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2007, 02:27:18 AM »

That position isn't that bad.

Now if you DPed...

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2007, 02:29:40 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 02:27:18 AM

That position isn't that bad.

Now if you DPed...

one hole or two holes? lolz

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2007, 07:49:55 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on January 20, 2007, 07:32:52 AM

that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.

That's also why I didn't want to post it. I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

Yeti · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2007, 08:13:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 02:26:27 AM

^^^
Wow, drunk posting FTW. I answered the same question twice

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 02:14:02 AM
I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.
I dunno. I used to have a rule about there being another cock in the room. I felt kind of gay afterwards.

you answered it differently both times too

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2007, 08:19:40 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 20, 2007, 08:13:14 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 02:26:27 AM
^^^
Wow, drunk posting FTW. I answered the same question twice

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 02:14:02 AM
I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.
I dunno. I used to have a rule about there being another cock in the room. I felt kind of gay afterwards.

you answered it differently both times too

Well I read the question differently. The first time I thought he was asking which side of the shishkabob I was on. The second time I thought he was asking which side I was on while we gave the high five (i think this is what he meant).

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #39 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 07:49:55 PM

Quote from: jarosh on January 20, 2007, 07:32:52 AM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.
That's also why I didn't want to post it. I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

Shoulda said yes.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 07:49:55 PM

Quote from: jarosh on January 20, 2007, 07:32:52 AM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.
That's also why I didn't want to post it. I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

It actually feels pretty awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:41:26 PM »

But wouldn't the finger smell like shit? $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:42:51 PM »

I saw my roommates dick. Does that count.

Mupepe · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on January 20, 2007, 11:40:33 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: jarosh on January 20, 2007, 07:32:52 AM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.
That's also why I didn't want to post it. I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

It actually feels pretty awesome.

elaborate. i heard it makes you feel like you need to take a shit

The Sceneman · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:49:24 PM »

I found it was just pretty fun and naughty and shit. Its kind of a supplementary thing, you gotta make sure your dick is doing something at the same time

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:50:35 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on January 20, 2007, 11:49:24 PM

I found it was just pretty fun and naughty and shit. Its kind of a supplementary thing, you gotta make sure your dick is doing something at the same time

More details needed

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #46 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 11:43:50 PM

Quote from: Scenester on January 20, 2007, 11:40:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: jarosh on January 20, 2007, 07:32:52 AM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.
That's also why I didn't want to post it. I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

It actually feels pretty awesome.
elaborate. i heard it makes you feel like you need to take a shit

It does. The first time a girl did it was i was like wtf? i ended up having to take a shit a half hour later, but nothing came out. A year or two later i found out that's what it does, and i felt pretty silly in hindsight.

i guess it does something for some guys; for me, i wish i coudl've told her to just stick her finger in there or leave it alone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on January 20, 2007, 11:49:24 PM

I found it was just pretty fun and naughty and shit. Its kind of a supplementary thing, you gotta make sure your dick is doing something at the same time

hm.

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Author Topic: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience? (Read 3957 times)