Author Topic: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama. (Read 9600 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:10:17 AM »

Ughhhh

http://www.wfla.com/story/26789184/second-texas-health-care-worker-tests-positive-for-ebola

They had 70 nurses caring for Duncan. 70. Oh my GOD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #61 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:18:09 AM »

Chill out. You're not going to get Ebola and there won't be an outbreak in the US.

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:24:53 AM »

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-ebola-dallas-20141014-story.html#page=1

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #63 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:29:35 AM »

Live in a state where "regulation" is a swear word, brehs.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #64 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:38:25 AM »

Quote from: Esch on October 15, 2014, 11:26:30 AM

Nah, sis. I refuse to get paranoid over something incommunicable by air.

Well, CIDRAP just had a write up on why they believe care givers should be wearing respirators rather than regular medical face masks. I think thats more cautionary than anything, but yeah

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #65 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:45:08 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 15, 2014, 11:38:25 AM

Quote from: Esch on October 15, 2014, 11:26:30 AM
Nah, sis. I refuse to get paranoid over something incommunicable by air.

Well, CIDRAP just had a write up on why they believe care givers should be wearing respirators rather than regular medical face masks. I think thats more cautionary than anything, but yeah

My buddy who works for one of them alphabet agencies said they actually received info about terrorists possible using EBOLA infected people as functional dirty bombs (ie exploding themselves)....my friend who's a general practice doctor just rolled his eyes and told him to shut the fuck up and stop wasting our taxpayer money.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #66 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:52:48 AM »

Toxic Adam...bunker down bro!!

http://www.cleveland.com/healthfit/index.ssf/2014/10/dallas_ebola_patient_traveled.html#incart_m-rpt-1

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #67 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:53:09 AM »

fucking hell

Brehvolution · « **Reply #68 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:11:54 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #69 on:** October 16, 2014, 07:16:18 PM »

Only 88,000?

I better light up.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #70 on:** October 17, 2014, 10:38:31 AM »

Lol everyone in America does, you seriously don't hold your burger like that? Silly euro.

Himu · « **Reply #71 on:** October 17, 2014, 10:43:25 AM »

I eat my burgers with my pinky extended like a real lady.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #72 on:** October 17, 2014, 01:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 16, 2014, 07:25:04 PM

Who the fuck holds their hamburger like that?

It looks like a gun was taken out of his hand and replaced with a burger, probably an editor decision.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #73 on:** October 17, 2014, 06:07:55 PM »

Yeah, they probably replaced "gun deaths" with "obesity deaths" in order to avoid being clobbered by the NRA.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #74 on:** October 23, 2014, 09:32:19 PM »

My mom is gonna be insufferable. My brother is in NY right now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #75 on:** October 23, 2014, 09:43:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 09:32:19 PM

My mom is gonna be insufferable. My brother is in NY right now.

...does he have to stay out of Brooklyn, too?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #76 on:** October 23, 2014, 09:45:00 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #77 on:** October 23, 2014, 10:14:57 PM »

solidarity fellow NYC-bore.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #78 on:** October 23, 2014, 11:09:51 PM »

They probably ought to get, I dunno, some sort of system in place for returning medical workers other than the apparently "no system" method currently in place.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #79 on:** October 23, 2014, 11:16:53 PM »

Like, "hey bud, how bout you hang out and let us watch you for a couple weeks so we can make sure you didn't pick up a critter or two. You know, watch some Netflix, play some games, read, chill out. You been fishing around in liquified bowels for months, a couple more weeks ain't gonna kill you.

Hopefully.

"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #80 on:** October 24, 2014, 08:36:10 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #81 on:** October 24, 2014, 12:09:31 PM »

Before Obamacare, there was always right wing shitheads.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #82 on:** October 24, 2014, 12:16:37 PM »

Come on guys, that dude was actually joking. And considering the jimmies he rustled, it was a pretty good one.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #83 on:** October 24, 2014, 12:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 12:16:37 PM

Come on guys, that dude was actually joking. And considering the jimmies he rustled, it was a pretty good one.

SJW's be all like

Huff · « **Reply #84 on:** October 24, 2014, 06:52:16 PM »

Ebola needs some jokes about it considering the huge over-reaction from everyone

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #85 on:** October 24, 2014, 07:37:04 PM »

Obama met with the nurse from Dallas that contracted ebola:

Then he hugged her:

America is doomed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #86 on:** October 26, 2014, 09:02:06 PM »

She's cute

Your Stalker · « **Reply #87 on:** October 26, 2014, 10:58:14 PM »

more like america is saved from obummer's communista regime

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #88 on:** October 27, 2014, 03:58:06 AM »

I keep waiting for some public figure to up the ante, share a soda with a recovered ebola patient, chew the same wad of gum. Something like that.

I could make a lewd comment about swapping fluids with that nurse, but that would be in especially poor taste. So I won't.

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #89 on:** October 27, 2014, 09:35:38 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 27, 2014, 09:24:09 AM

Quote from: Huff on October 24, 2014, 06:52:16 PM
Ebola needs some jokes about it considering the huge over-reaction from everyone

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Why would anyone with diarrhea take a shit on a pizza stone?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #90 on:** October 27, 2014, 10:03:36 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 27, 2014, 09:24:09 AM

Quote from: Huff on October 24, 2014, 06:52:16 PM
Ebola needs some jokes about it considering the huge over-reaction from everyone

(Image removed from quote.)

Why would anyone with diarrhea take a shit on a pizza stone?

T-Short · « **Reply #91 on:** October 28, 2014, 09:39:52 AM »

http://www.brandsonsale.com/sexy-costumes-2015.html

Kara · « **Reply #92 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:44:39 AM »

I'm playing Crysis 2 atm and in the beginning of the game everyone is joking about New York City being afflicted by Ebola instead of what it really is afflicted by (alien occupation).

What does Cevat Yerli know that he's not telling us? The truth is out there.

benjipwns · « **Reply #93 on:** October 28, 2014, 11:57:41 AM »

That's why Crytek is having so many financial problems, they spent too much on this literal viral marketing campaign.

chronovore · « **Reply #94 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:36:19 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 28, 2014, 11:57:41 AM

That's why Crytek is having so many financial problems, they spent too much on this literal viral marketing campaign.

:eboladead

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #95 on:** November 19, 2014, 04:50:55 PM »

So...I guess ebola is over, now?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #96 on:** November 20, 2014, 09:17:42 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2014, 04:50:55 PM

So...I guess ebola is over, now?

For white people, so yes.

Himu · « **Reply #97 on:** November 20, 2014, 09:31:03 AM »

Another supposed Ebola victim dead in NYC and they're black

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #98 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:40:04 PM »

Quote from: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/statements/2015/liberia-ends-ebola/en/

Today, 9 May 2015, WHO declares Liberia free of Ebola virus transmission. Forty-two days have passed since the last laboratory-confirmed case was buried on 28 March 2015. The outbreak of Ebola virus disease in Liberia is over.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #99 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:45:44 PM »

We did it guys! We beat ebola!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #100 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:44:23 PM »

Now you just have to watch out for jizzbola.

http://www.businessinsider.com/ebola-can-be-transmitted-through-sex-for-months-after-recovery-2015-5

Quote

Researchers knew that the Ebola virus could survive for months in semen, and have previously recommended that Ebola survivors either abstain from sex or use a condom for at least three months following their illness.

But the new report suggests that the man transmitted Ebola through sex about five months after he recovered, and nearly 200 days after he first showed Ebola symptoms.

Stay safe, Borians.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #101 on:** May 14, 2015, 03:46:04 PM »

I thought it was cured back in November after the election.

chronovore · « **Reply #102 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:38:52 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2015, 02:44:23 PM

Now you just have to watch out for jizzbola.

http://www.businessinsider.com/ebola-can-be-transmitted-through-sex-for-months-after-recovery-2015-5

Quote
Researchers knew that the Ebola virus could survive for months in semen, and have previously recommended that Ebola survivors either abstain from sex or use a condom for at least three months following their illness.

But the new report suggests that the man transmitted Ebola through sex about five months after he recovered, and nearly 200 days after he first showed Ebola symptoms.

Stay safe, Borians.

You have to have sex for the transfer to be possible. Most of us are safe. :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #103 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:26:06 AM »

I mainly meant Andrex.

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Author Topic: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama. (Read 9600 times)