Author Topic: mustard poll (Read 2879 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** October 13, 2014, 12:21:32 PM »

Going to get some mustard today

but I don't know what to get. Decide for me bore

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:22:35 PM »

Where is the fuck mustard option? because fuck mustard.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:27:18 PM »

Gas, then honey mustard

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:35:06 PM »

selected honey mustard and whole grain mustard.

Where is ye olde english mustard bro?

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:36:47 PM »

Also brah get some chutney and karashi

Momo · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:40:51 PM »

honey mustard makes some mean chicken

king of the internet · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:44:18 PM »

There's a place and time for every mustard. Fuck w/ honey mustard the most as it's the no. 1 dipping sauce in the game rn.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:44:43 PM »

Put just a little too much mustard on anything and suddenly whatever you were eating magically becomes 100% mustard.
No thanks.

Momo · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:48:02 PM »

One day I'll come to each and every one of your houses and make home made chutney Kebabs and steak with homemade monkey gland sauce, even the straightest among you will suck my dick that day

I will make some ruti, bobotie and other stuff if I want my butthole tongued

king of the internet · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:48:10 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 13, 2014, 12:44:43 PM

Put just a little too much mustard on anything and suddenly whatever you were eating magically becomes 100% mustard.
No thanks.

Maybe learn to control yourself before you blame the condiment?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:49:28 PM »

Only time I ever seek out mustard is for Brats. I have a sweet tooth, so I'm usually more inclined to use ketchup or BBQ on everything else.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2014, 12:49:38 PM »

Idgaf, I will way over mustard corned beef or sausage any day of the week

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2014, 01:17:13 PM »

dry rub

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2014, 01:22:39 PM »

French's yellow mustard is a white person staple

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2014, 01:37:13 PM »

I fuck with most mustards except DJ Mustard.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2014, 01:38:01 PM »

Honey Mustard

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2014, 01:54:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 13, 2014, 01:37:13 PM

I fuck with most mustards except DJ Mustard.

Must have a SBC, then. Poor DJ Mustard not living up to PDs unrealistic expectations.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:33:40 PM »

honey mustard is butt

Stone Ground mustard on sourdough tho

Steve Contra · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:44:22 PM »

Honey mustard is bad brehs. Spicy 4 lyfe.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:46:11 PM »

Honey mustard is the only way to make steak fries edible tho

Reb · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:48:15 PM »

Jesus fuck Americans, designating your mustard by colors?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:48:38 PM »

My wife says you guys are not identifying the best mustard on the planet so I am required to link this crap

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:49:44 PM »

Quote from: Reb on October 13, 2014, 02:48:15 PM

Jesus fuck Americans, designating your mustard by colors?

Bags of dicks, you suck them, correct?

Now go back to fucking up the global economy, K thx.

Momo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2014, 02:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Reb on October 13, 2014, 02:48:15 PM

Jesus fuck Americans, designating your mustard by colors?

Just roll with it, they dont know any better.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2014, 03:55:09 PM »

what about Chinese Mustard, no racist-o

I like honey mustard as a dipping sauce for Chicken McNuggets. no other valid uses.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2014, 03:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 13, 2014, 03:55:09 PM

what about Chinese Mustard, no racist-o
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I normally just think of it as hot mustard. Love that stuff.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2014, 03:57:57 PM »

my ACTUAL favorite mustard is gunpowder mustard, which arrives powdered and you have to mix yourself

Steve Contra · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2014, 03:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 13, 2014, 02:57:52 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 02:44:22 PM
Honey mustard is bad brehs. Spicy 4 lyfe.

I was expecting a more epic Contra response like "if it isnt hand ground by small batch craftsmen in the heart of Dijon then it isn't worth touching the tip of your tongue"

I do make a pilgrimage to the best mustard store in Paris once a year to get stuff to bring back

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:01:31 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 03:59:49 PM

Quote from: Esch on October 13, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 02:44:22 PM
Honey mustard is bad brehs. Spicy 4 lyfe.

I was expecting a more epic Contra response like "if it isnt hand ground by small batch craftsmen in the heart of Dijon then it isn't worth touching the tip of your tongue"

I do make a pilgrimage to the best mustard store in Paris once a year to get stuff to bring back

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:03:45 PM »

I'm not a huge dijon fan but this is the best stuff I've found in the US:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:04:33 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 03:59:49 PM

Quote from: Esch on October 13, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 02:44:22 PM
Honey mustard is bad brehs. Spicy 4 lyfe.

I was expecting a more epic Contra response like "if it isnt hand ground by small batch craftsmen in the heart of Dijon then it isn't worth touching the tip of your tongue"

I do make a pilgrimage to the best mustard store in Paris once a year to get stuff to bring back

Next time you go, randomly hide some bottles of Grey Poupon on the shelves.

El Babua · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:10:12 PM »

Mustard Oil

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:17:38 PM »

Delicious on slices of summer sausage

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 13, 2014, 04:17:38 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Delicious on slices of summer sausage

omg I swear we're biracial brothers

or maybe I just have a tan

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:25:26 PM »

I was almost 30 before I started liking mustard. Now it's a must have.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:26:48 PM »

mustard is basically watered-down curry for babies

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:28:45 PM »

I put curry powder in my ketchup

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:32:57 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 13, 2014, 02:46:11 PM

Honey mustard is the only way to make steak fries edible tho

Naw, dog, a little bit of Heinz 57 mixed with the steak juices is the way to go there

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:34:07 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 13, 2014, 04:28:45 PM

I put curry powder in my ketchup

Heinz sells curry ketchup in Europe. It's awesome.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:43:38 PM »

is this thread about ketchup now

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:44:07 PM »

Always wanted to try that

Steve Contra · « **Reply #41 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:45:20 PM »

Steak fries

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:54:54 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 13, 2014, 04:52:15 PM

what am I supposed to eat street/pub fried fish with besides steak fries

you tell me, boregeoisie

uh, chips?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #43 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:57:06 PM »

Why don't you just shove an entire fried potato in your mouth if you're going to bother with steak fries.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** October 13, 2014, 04:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 04:45:20 PM

Steak fries

I was gonna come to Oakland and buy some wine, chill, and head to a burger joint but it looks like I should just go to Bakersfield, where I belong. I know my well done order would get stares, but you're gonna stare at my steak fries too?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #45 on:** October 13, 2014, 05:02:17 PM »

Steak frites? Oh yeah.

Steak fries? Only if they're ridiculously crispy.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #46 on:** October 13, 2014, 05:08:07 PM »

Mustard gas

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #47 on:** October 13, 2014, 05:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 13, 2014, 05:01:57 PM

edit2: i have to admit i've had some soggy steak fries in my life, but if they're twice fried they're amazing

if they're twice-fried they're chips

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/may/20/how-to-fry-perfect-chips

"According to David and Si Hairy-Biker, who look like chaps who enjoy a good fish supper, double-frying is "the secret of good chips"."

How could The Bore reject the expert testimony of Mr. Hairy-Biker

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #48 on:** October 13, 2014, 05:35:16 PM »

this shit here, nigs

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #49 on:** October 13, 2014, 05:58:28 PM »

this is like, the best damn mustard ever. if you haven;t had it make the pilgrimage to the western new york area and finally experience some joy in your soulless life.

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Author Topic: mustard poll (Read 2879 times)

Eschaton