Author Topic: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz? (Read 2582 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** October 14, 2014, 11:43:21 PM »

i saw a few of these at the gas station today and it was offensive:

i barely drink these shitty things anymore but this is egregious

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:46:44 PM »

half the fun of drinking those is smashing the bottle someplace inconsiderate. the plastic ruins it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:47:21 PM »

Dat High Life tho

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:49:38 PM »

Drinking shit beer out of plastic, I can't even.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:55:46 PM »

I'd judge, by my wine comes from a plastic bag

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:57:26 PM »

lol I was just getting up to grab a Heineken thanks to this thread

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:58:27 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2014, 12:09:50 AM »

god fuckin dammit I'm out of beer so I'm just drinking rum

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2014, 12:34:59 AM »

Quote from: Esch on October 14, 2014, 11:56:18 PM

now i want to drink shitty beer with positive touch and throw the glasses

Get these plastic ones and play sock'em boppers.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:03:55 AM »

Switched to absinthe only at just the right time.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:10:34 AM »

I'd talk shit but I used to drink Aristocrat vodka, the only liquor you can chew

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2014, 04:15:24 AM »

modern low-cost material technology

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2014, 05:36:41 AM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on October 15, 2014, 02:45:24 AM

Isn't the appeal to chug an ice cold 40 and then smash the bottle as soon of you finish it?

The only time in my life that I bought a 40 it was from the MLK Gas Mart on Martin Luther King Boulevard in Las Vegas and I felt like I'd done enough damage with my actions already without smashing a bottle against something on top of that.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:46:50 AM »

A Skoal bandit in my lip, St. Ides in my lap and playing NHL 95 on the PS1. Not a woman for miles around me. That's a baller.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:52:49 AM »

If you are just pouring some out for dead homies, why does it matter what the container is made of?

sarslip · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2014, 10:37:17 AM »

keepin that price point

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:59:08 AM »

completely unacceptable, and also irresponsible - one of the perks of drinking a 40 is that when you're doing dumb shit in public, you have a makeshift club if shit pops off. Designing a bottle specifically to prevent this is robbing short, skinny dudes who act like distinguished mentally-challenged fellows in public such as myself of a valuable self-defense resource. I dread the day St. Ides goes this route.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:53:26 PM »

40s are what you pay the 21 year old in your college dorm to buy you because you don't know any better and need a cheap way to get blitzed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:58:21 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:58:48 PM »

17 year old me drinkin' Big Bear in the woods

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:39:01 PM »

KNEEL BEFORE BLKBERRY

Yes, that's my picture.

8% ABV PURPLE DRANK AT ITS FINEST

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:10:51 AM »

I'm pretty sure my urine is 8% ABV on a daily basis.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:12:39 AM »

Pouring out a plastic 40 for the homies is like one step too much into tacky.

It was teetering on the line and a plastic bottle just sends it over the edge.

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:24:18 AM »

I'm pouring out Franzia for my hommies now.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:09:40 AM »

i kinda hate 40s but for some reason if i'm ever out and someone suggests drinking one i always do it. the shittier the 40 the more excited i am. camo 5x

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:14:18 AM »

i go with OE if I need a situational boost in street/urban cred, steel reserve if I want to pay respects to my trashcac roots.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:17:39 AM »

New Thread: Whitest 40

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:18:32 AM »

I like that one because instead of watching Blossom I can just drink the winner.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Esch on October 16, 2014, 01:18:51 AM

Quote from: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 01:17:39 AM
New Thread: Whitest 40

doesnt need a debate, it's mickeys. i'm pretty sure the city of boston runs on mickey's and racism.

Olde English 800 would like a word...

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:24:04 AM »

Just saw 40 cozies, omg.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:25:43 AM »

ironic college cac 40oz - colt 45

citycac poverty income 40oz - king cobra

countrycac hoedown 40z - high life

trashcac #nohope 40z - steel reserve

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:29:48 AM »

honorable mention should go to camo high gravity which iirc was $1.25 or so when I last bought it a few years ago

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:32:16 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 15, 2014, 08:39:33 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 15, 2014, 07:53:26 PM
40s are what you pay the 21 year old in your college dorm to buy you because you don't know any better and need a cheap way to get blitzed.

Popov vodka and a gallon of Minute Maid do this more efficiently.

Agreed but when you're a college fresh alcohol is alcohol to you. You'll have anything so long as it's booze.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:33:14 AM »

we're talking low income citycacs. your regular citycac will purchase his malt liquor from a chain gas station, thus will depart with oe 800 or classic mickey's (not the superior mickey's ice)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:38:06 AM »

oh man i forgot all about hurricane. will need to do some more research to determine any updates to rankings/placement.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:47:53 AM »

It's not a 40 but the worst beer I've had goes to medalla.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:49:49 AM »

yeah but the bottle design and name:

just scream 'after a long day of manual labor and quadding while listening to skynyrd and kid rock on the radio i need this in me'

Kara · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:53:36 AM »

This thread has made me really glad that I grew up in a demographic that thought drinking Natural Ice was cultural tourism.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:56:13 AM »

Quote from: Esch on October 16, 2014, 01:52:15 AM

Hurricane always struck me as something poor Hispanics drink

Sound familiar

Kara · « **Reply #39 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:01:48 AM »

That's why it's very important to consume cultural

in addition to the fine arts. Otherwise you start thinking the

is art.

News:

Poll

wtf m8

Author Topic: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz? (Read 2582 times)

Eschaton