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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5160 on: October 26, 2018, 05:13:58 PM »
I had enough money in my wallet for exactly 18% tip
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5161 on: October 29, 2018, 03:11:01 PM »
34 of my movies on Google Play just got upgraded to 4K for free, including all the Harry Potter films, Spider-Man 2, Jurassic Park, IT, The Matrix, and even Groundhog Day. 😲

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5162 on: October 30, 2018, 01:07:53 AM »
Completely exhausted on Monday, having awakened before 6AM (usually 7:30) to see my visiting daughter off at the shinkansen station. That required nearly an hour of train in the opposite direction of my work, but I did it. Then had that hour added to my commute, but showed up at work early, stayed late, met a delivery deadline, went "home" to my lonely room, didn't drink a damned thing, and went to bed early.

And I flossed.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5163 on: October 30, 2018, 12:45:04 PM »
papa chrono always doing the right thing, even when it's hard  :'(

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5164 on: November 01, 2018, 08:36:20 PM »
Got to give out some surprise bonuses to my employees that did an exceptional job. :rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5165 on: November 02, 2018, 11:04:53 AM »
Got to give out some surprise bonuses to my employees that did an exceptional job. :rejoice
Anyone cry?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5166 on: November 02, 2018, 11:36:18 AM »
Yes.  The bonus was leftover Halloween candy. 

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5167 on: November 03, 2018, 01:05:53 PM »
Pretty much completely set up in the new place and the new couch and loveseat got delivered :aah







Still got a few things to unbox and more art to hang on the wall but this is the basic living room setup

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5168 on: November 07, 2018, 07:09:39 PM »
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Oversharing/joking about your mental illness on social media for those delicious lulz. :lawd

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5169 on: November 07, 2018, 09:30:47 PM »
Who me? Or Nachobro?  :doge

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5170 on: November 08, 2018, 02:35:30 PM »
I haven't posted much lately, but "A Christmas Story: The Musical" is going great. The kids are fantastic.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5171 on: November 09, 2018, 06:57:26 AM »
Started off the week with my worst day-at-work in my half-year with this employer. Found new mental peace halfway through the week. Ended my Friday with my boss telling me my week wrap-up meeting was "30 minutes of pure happiness. Everything good. Content good, energy good, message good. Everything."

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5172 on: November 10, 2018, 02:11:34 AM »
Saw the original Alien in Imax then got drunk.  Good night. 

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5173 on: November 10, 2018, 10:00:49 PM »
Married 23 years ago today.  :D
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5174 on: November 11, 2018, 01:03:28 AM »
Despite all the other shit, it may end up being worth it. Took a few more definitive steps forward towards starting my own business.

It really seems like it's the perfect time to give something like this a try.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5175 on: November 13, 2018, 03:40:33 AM »
Another paper published :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5176 on: November 16, 2018, 04:38:29 PM »
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5177 on: November 17, 2018, 03:06:04 PM »
Review is in:

http://clutchmov.com/2018/11/16/a-christmas-story-the-musical/

Also we are going to extend the show.  Before our first show we were 90% sold out so we will likely extend it by one or two shows.

I'll stop posting about it now unless there is a funny story.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5178 on: November 17, 2018, 06:31:15 PM »


I estimate that I've drank nearly 50% less alcohol in 2018 vs. 2017.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5179 on: November 17, 2018, 06:46:14 PM »
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I estimate that I've drank nearly 50% less alcohol in 2018 vs. 2017.

You on probation?

Also who makes graphs on how much they drink?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5180 on: November 17, 2018, 06:48:44 PM »
Headline: local man tanks bar industry

shosta

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5181 on: November 17, 2018, 06:49:10 PM »
andy logs all his spending with mint, pretty simple to extrapolate bar money from that
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5182 on: November 17, 2018, 06:52:47 PM »
andy logs all his spending with mint, pretty simple to extrapolate bar money from that

I pay people to tell me I drink too much. I'm doing it wrong....
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5183 on: November 19, 2018, 12:16:31 AM »
Got high with a friend and went to see this dope af local post punk band tonight.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5184 on: November 19, 2018, 04:44:21 PM »
Told HR to go fuck themselves in a very polite letter after being denied an interview because "certifications don't show experience" despite said certification showing I can do everything the job requires.

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« Reply #5185 on: November 19, 2018, 08:54:14 PM »
Told HR to go fuck themselves in a very polite letter after being denied an interview because "certifications don't show experience" despite said certification showing I can do everything the job requires.

Please BCC: The Bire dot com for internal HR review.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5186 on: November 19, 2018, 09:22:55 PM »
Told HR to go fuck themselves in a very polite letter after being denied an interview because "certifications don't show experience" despite said certification showing I can do everything the job requires.
Certifications are such bullshit. If I don't want to hire someone who doesn't have a cert I'm like "Sorry, no cert!"
If I don't want to hire someone with a cert I'm like "Certs don't show experience!"
It's just something to beat you over the head with.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5187 on: November 19, 2018, 10:34:26 PM »
Told HR to go fuck themselves in a very polite letter after being denied an interview because "certifications don't show experience" despite said certification showing I can do everything the job requires.
Certifications are such bullshit. If I don't want to hire someone who doesn't have a cert I'm like "Sorry, no cert!"
If I don't want to hire someone with a cert I'm like "Certs don't show experience!"
It's just something to beat you over the head with.

"You don't have the education."
Me: (Points them to the .pdf with the exam objectives, point out specific areas that the job posting wants that matches the objectives with listing specific sections [eg: 1.7 shows ...])
"LOL Doesn't matter, we don't  hire on certification."
Me: ...So then how the hell am I going to get the professional experience that my certification that shows I have 1+ years experience in the know-how/tech won't let you hire me for  an entry level position at the company I work for already AND this position is closed/internal? :confused Go fuck yourself, I'm tired of explaining I'm 100% matched for this position.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5188 on: November 20, 2018, 01:24:10 AM »
They either wanted somebody cheaper than you or someone who has a bachelors degree in the general field but is getting desperate for a first job. Student loans payments begin 6 months after you graduate so those kids will take the first job that they get offered.

If you aren't at a company with performance metrics, there's really nothing HR can be judged on besides how many years/degrees a new hire has and how long that person stays in the job before moving on or getting fired. Personally, I've seen few examples where doing certain work a lot correlates with being good/smart at it. Shit is fucked.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5189 on: November 20, 2018, 01:31:26 AM »
Certifications are such bullshit. If I don't want to hire someone who doesn't have a cert I'm like "Sorry, no cert!"
If I don't want to hire someone with a cert I'm like "Certs don't show experience!"
It's just something to beat you over the head with.
higher degrees have that kind of catch 22 attached to them too when entering the dangerous private sector, where you can be both overqualified and underqualified for the position at the same time

the fun part is if they tell you you're overqualified thinking they're being nice and you're like "that's okay, i'm just interested in the position" and then they have to mumble something something experience sorry, but you got 'em first!

the small victories over our capitalist oppressors :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5190 on: November 20, 2018, 01:36:29 AM »
Student loans payments begin 6 months after you graduate so those kids will take the first job that they get offered.
you don't actually have to pay these back, something about being a traveller through the education system iirc
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5191 on: November 20, 2018, 08:51:24 AM »
???

student loans are the loans that never leave you
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5192 on: November 20, 2018, 11:16:46 AM »
Wait, that might explain the calls I get every day and my 430 credit score
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5193 on: November 20, 2018, 01:45:31 PM »
Student loans. Lol, muhrica  :umad

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5194 on: November 20, 2018, 01:47:13 PM »
isn't the uk moving away from tuition free schools?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5195 on: November 20, 2018, 01:53:11 PM »
It stopped being free a million years ago. Not british, not my problem :yeshrug.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5196 on: November 21, 2018, 02:26:17 PM »
Passed my oral science exam! Now I don't have school until January. :-*

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5197 on: November 21, 2018, 02:53:43 PM »
Voted in our local election.

The party I voted for has the best ideas. Parking during the tourist season is a big problem, for example:
- Parking Enforcement are the "guests" of our community and should behave themselves in such a manner and not fine local residents but give them a friendly warning first
- When the town is 'full' on hot summer days our town should be closed for all traffic and traffic should be rerouted to parking places outside of town
- All redundant regulations will be cut
- Taxes will be lowered

etc.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5198 on: November 21, 2018, 03:43:24 PM »
makes sense that nintex is a nimby terrorist who wants to inconvenience commuters
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5199 on: November 21, 2018, 03:51:09 PM »
Commuters are human locusts

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« Reply #5200 on: November 21, 2018, 05:49:37 PM »
Our town was recently merged with 2 other towns (mostly glorified farmland) to try and curb our independence and everyone here hates that.
The national vote for local elections was months ago, they postponed our vote because of this 'merger' but the national parties are just pissed they lost control over this area.

Results are rolling in (16 out of 24 voting places counted):

Lijst Salman 20% (The awsum "our town first" party I voted for)  :hyper

CDA 18% (The Christians, but this would've been my second choice as they had some good policy plans)
VVD 16% (The regular rightwing "fiscal" conservatives)
PUUR 16% (some hippy shit, didn't even have a real set of policies just 10 'values', like "We want more compassion!")
NZLokaal 13% (some dumb local farmers of the other town we merged with)
GroenLinks 8% (the green marxists)
D66 5% (the libdem 'bothsideism' losers)
PvdA 4% (the left labour party roflol)

The left labour party recently marged with the socialists here because they did so badly. And now the left is almost completely wiped out with the centrists and green taking the table scraps.  :doge


UPDATE

NOOOO this is the midterms all over again:

NZLokaal 3460 votes/19%
VVD 3181 votes/17%
CDA 3111 votes/17%
PUUR 3080 votes/16%
Lijst Salman 2852 votes/15%
GroenLinks 1356 votes/7%
D66 954 votes/5%
PvdA 696 votes/4%

Fuck

The local farmers will rule us with the national parties.  :-\

This is the worst. And exactly why they merged our towns.  :doge
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5201 on: November 21, 2018, 06:39:18 PM »
you reap what you sow, nimby scum

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« Reply #5202 on: November 21, 2018, 06:48:15 PM »
oops wrong thread lol
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« Reply #5203 on: November 21, 2018, 06:55:07 PM »
you reap what you sow, nimby scum
Not quite. The farmers from the start wrote policies that would only affect their areas. In fact, our town isn't even mentioned in their program.
That's when our local parties decided they needed to hold together too but unlike the farmers we aren't a close-knit community and do not all vote for the same party.
We still have some folks who support the national parties (because they directly work or benefit from those parties).

Our Prime minister and two secretaries even came to visit for two campaign stops and they didn't for the other 37 local elections being held today.
This is a popular spot, a NATO summit was held here in 2007 and among other things the ESA(European Space Agency) HQ is located here.
Corporations often organize their congresses and conferences here as well.

In 2017 we were the "Official European City of Sport" in 2018 the "Official European City of Space".
National Geographic ranked us among the top 10 beach communities in the world.

The farmers just want to hold on to their free parking and will rob the treasury to fill the gaps in their own budget to renew all their roads.
They have no ambition whatsoever. Hopefully the national parties will keep them in check. After all, it was their dumb idea to merge our towns.
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« Reply #5204 on: November 21, 2018, 07:08:13 PM »
You need to fuck one of the farmers and make him have your baby. That way your child will unite the regions under your control.

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« Reply #5205 on: November 21, 2018, 11:30:46 PM »
I remembered this AVGN line and it made me laugh really hard.

https://ytcropper.com/cropped/JF5bf630cf40f5e

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5206 on: November 21, 2018, 11:56:31 PM »
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how the Dutch political parties sound like Teletubbies.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5207 on: November 22, 2018, 10:26:44 AM »

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5208 on: November 22, 2018, 03:12:25 PM »
oral science

:teehee
Don't worry, I laugh every time I say those words in English.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5209 on: November 24, 2018, 11:52:08 PM »
Tired af from all the work this weekend but it went pretty smoothly and things are coming together well, should have everything finished in time to actually have some time off tomorrow

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5210 on: November 25, 2018, 01:22:28 AM »
Made 3 new friends tonight. Possibly more.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5211 on: November 25, 2018, 02:18:27 AM »
Everyone knows you vote PVV, Nintex. You ain't slick.

OT: Had a nice dinner with Bebpo and he told me about some bannings that went down here when I was away.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5212 on: November 25, 2018, 02:25:54 AM »
Kara :rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5213 on: November 25, 2018, 04:14:11 AM »
he's returned to save the thots from the irs

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« Reply #5214 on: November 25, 2018, 06:15:13 AM »
Everyone knows you vote PVV, Nintex. You ain't slick.

OT: Had a nice dinner with Bebpo and he told me about some bannings that went down here when I was away.
We have no PVV here.
We had a local branch and then we chased those lunatics out of our town years ago.
  :patel

This place used to be a Fortuyn stronghold. The leader of the party I voted for used to be a junior member of Fortuyns' party and a local real estate developer who has his own sunday TV show funded a statue to honor Fortuyn.

Anywhow, the local crisis is somewhat averted. I ran into an old buddy from high school during black friday shoppiing who apparently won a seat in this election.
He's from a different party than I voted for but he liked some of the ideas that I talked to him about. :)
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5215 on: November 25, 2018, 12:45:09 PM »
he's returned to save the thots from the irs

If the opportunity presents itself I'll offer free advice (I did this after SESTA/FOSTA) but in my experience taxpayers who straight up conceal their primary source of income from the relevant authorities make for awful clients. You think they ain't going to stiff you too? :teehee

I'm also kind of skeptical of that story in general tbh. People in the industry are vulnerable to disinformation.

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« Reply #5216 on: November 25, 2018, 01:30:46 PM »
he's returned to save the thots from the irs

If the opportunity presents itself I'll offer free advice (I did this after SESTA/FOSTA) but in my experience taxpayers who straight up conceal their primary source of income from the relevant authorities make for awful clients. You think they ain't going to stiff you too? :teehee

I'm also kind of skeptical of that story in general tbh. People in the industry are vulnerable to disinformation.
i made myself laugh imagining doing a full due diligence and issuing an engagement letter to random girl on social media

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5217 on: November 25, 2018, 05:57:06 PM »
Triumph of last week: saw a homeless dude that looked just like GRRM on BART. I shamefully took fap photos for later.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #5218 on: November 25, 2018, 05:57:55 PM »
I got kissed by a homeless dude yesterday.

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« Reply #5219 on: November 25, 2018, 06:21:52 PM »
I just saw a hot dude that looked like a younger Mr. Gundam. Had very sexy lady friend. Ordering very shitty thai food. No butthole pleasures for next several days.
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