Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959380 times)

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1260 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:58:22 PM »

Nothing like a large black coffee to clear out the system

chronovore · « **Reply #1261 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:05:13 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2015, 01:58:22 PM

Nothing like a large black coffee to clear out the system

Burdock root is also good for this.

Tasty · « **Reply #1262 on:** May 17, 2015, 06:07:46 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2015, 01:58:22 PM

Nothing like a large black co** to clear out the system

What I thought I saw when I read this post...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1263 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:12:03 PM »

The women of Budapest are on another level. Holy shit

king of the internet · « **Reply #1264 on:** May 18, 2015, 09:48:34 PM »

Meow mix added a ziplock to their large size bags of cat food.

Such easy access and freshness. Just discovered this tonight. They also changed the bag to some thick armored material to keep the little shits from ransacking it. Gonna leave the bag out just so I can watch the turds try and fail to bust it open.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1265 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:05:50 PM »

Enjoy your fresh cat food dude.

chronovore · « **Reply #1266 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:10:17 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 18, 2015, 10:05:50 PM

Enjoy your fresh cat food dude.

Don’t laugh; with the way Boritos seem to plan, this will be our standard sign-off, based on our retirement plans.

$:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1267 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:18:40 PM »

My comment was sincere as I can get.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1268 on:** May 18, 2015, 11:54:41 PM »

So after Mad Max I went to get gas and I saw this group of black teens in tuxes trying to their truck up a small hill to the gas station. It was pretty late.
I got out and helped them push their car up the hill and helped them get gas (they only had cash and the cashier place was closed).
Came to find out it was their prom and the guy driving thought he had enough gas (apparently not).

Still. I was glad I was there to be able to help them. Last thing you want is Daddy having to come out and save your ass on your prom night.
Of course...I wasn't probably much better

Kara · « **Reply #1269 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:28:28 AM »

Got my first order of Soylent.

Tasty · « **Reply #1270 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:15:18 AM »

Company softball team won the first game of the season, and I kinda sorta contributed slightly.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1271 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:19:05 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 19, 2015, 12:28:28 AM

Got my first order of Soylent.

We'll need a report soon. I might have to get in on that. 🍼

Kara · « **Reply #1272 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:59:13 PM »

Making the most of this cold by concealing weepiness as the sniffles.

Kara · « **Reply #1273 on:** May 19, 2015, 07:01:49 PM »

Soylent comes with release notes and a changelog.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1274 on:** May 19, 2015, 10:58:45 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 19, 2015, 07:01:49 PM

Soylent comes with release notes and a changelog.

I hope you got the Day 1 patch that fixes a game-breaking bug (E. coli)

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #1275 on:** May 19, 2015, 11:47:51 PM »

After two years of not having one, I finally got a dishwasher.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1276 on:** May 19, 2015, 11:52:23 PM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on May 19, 2015, 11:47:51 PM

After two years of not having one, I finally got a dishwasher. (Image removed from quote.)

Don't talk about your wife that way, DAT'S SEXIST

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #1277 on:** May 19, 2015, 11:58:26 PM »

I thought she was doing fine and I had a long lecture prepared about minimalism and working with your hands basically summarizing the best parts of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, but she decided we needed a machine. Happy wife, happy life.

Kara · « **Reply #1278 on:** May 20, 2015, 01:11:03 PM »

Yeah it's really handy, if a giant Under Armour billboard now.

studyguy · « **Reply #1279 on:** May 20, 2015, 06:25:18 PM »

Operations manager for the entire company dropped in today.
Managed to not fuck up anything.

I hate when management drops in with no notice.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1280 on:** May 20, 2015, 08:26:45 PM »

Went to the 2 day program management summit.
Go to see about half a dozen program managers and over 20 project managers get in a room and fight it out.
Complete mayhem. For two full days. Thank god I have a strong sense of schadenfreude.

sarslip · « **Reply #1281 on:** May 21, 2015, 08:26:35 AM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1282 on:** May 23, 2015, 10:29:08 PM »

The sweet sweet mormon tears about the Ireland marriage equality election results just a month after one of the apostles prophesied/advised people to not get caught up in thinking that a majority of people supported marriage equality and that it was just a very small, very vocal minority.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1283 on:** May 25, 2015, 09:45:56 PM »

So much fucking sex this weekend

Kara · « **Reply #1284 on:** May 26, 2015, 03:12:47 AM »

Not only did I find out that there's a Gor movie but that it's on Netflix to boot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1285 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:56:19 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 26, 2015, 01:52:06 PM

Down almost 10 lbs, brehs.

Not taking in 700 calories a night in wine is doing wonders. The other night I opened a bottle while watching Game of Thrones and kept it to one glass

I'm halfway to my ripped weight from two years ago.

Diet choices often lead to good weight loss. People still don't understand that concept though, and think running for 30 minutes and going to McDonalds afterwards will work.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1286 on:** May 26, 2015, 02:51:18 PM »

I'm up like 5 pounds and had subway and 3 cookies today

Kara · « **Reply #1287 on:** May 26, 2015, 02:51:56 PM »

Yeah, alcohol is garbo calories. So many simple changes you can make in your diet.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1288 on:** May 26, 2015, 02:57:32 PM »

See alcohol is an appetite suppressant for me. I've been able to lose weight by skipping meals and just drinking instead.

Fifstar · « **Reply #1289 on:** May 26, 2015, 03:14:28 PM »

Maybe they just have above average self control.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1290 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:02:09 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 26, 2015, 03:12:47 AM

Not only did I find out that there's a Gor movie but that it's on Netflix to boot.

There's actually two, the second has Jack Palance as the villain and was riffed on MST3K.

Huff · « **Reply #1291 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:02:33 PM »

Alcohol eventually thins you out after you get fired and can only afford either food or drink.

But then you get fat again when liver failure sets in.

Kara · « **Reply #1292 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:09:03 PM »

KUSC just played Mars, the Bringer of War. Now I'm hype af.

Tasty · « **Reply #1293 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 26, 2015, 03:25:08 PM

Quote from: Fifstar on May 26, 2015, 03:14:28 PM
Maybe they just have above average self control.

at Andrex dapping this post like he's a moderate drinker (as defined by 3-4 drinks)

I have a lot of self control... until that fifth drink.

Fifstar · « **Reply #1294 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:34:40 PM »

Loosing self control tho

studyguy · « **Reply #1295 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:51:26 PM »

Went into jury duty's panel thing fielding for possible jurors. Come my turn I told them I felt there was an inordinately large response to the time I got charged with reckless driving. Which was true. Said I didn't feel comfortable charging someone one the basis of speculation, which again is true due to how dirty some rural police in the central valley did me when it came time for the judge to read their reports.

Got out of it. I'm never answering another summons ever again. $:-\$

Tasty · « **Reply #1296 on:** May 26, 2015, 05:40:11 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 26, 2015, 05:22:00 PM

Jury duty

Live in a backwards ass country brehs

king of the internet · « **Reply #1297 on:** May 27, 2015, 02:50:26 PM »

Quote from: Fifstar on May 26, 2015, 04:34:40 PM

Loosing self control tho

Not practicing self control in the first place

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1298 on:** May 27, 2015, 04:50:03 PM »

Got my dog to pee finally after like 5 or 6 trips outside. Fucking dogs, man.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1299 on:** May 28, 2015, 10:52:05 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 18, 2015, 01:48:06 PM

You making your own hobbyist thread where you review European smuts would be my triumph and an instant bore classic.

The week isn't over but I have some stories. My plan is to slice and dice the events so nobody can internet detective and find out who they are. I still have a couple of days left until I go back to the US and obviously I'm going to get tested immediately next week so it may be a couple weeks yet until I put them out once I find out the results of the tests.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1300 on:** May 28, 2015, 11:39:12 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #1301 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:11:25 AM »

Using my new Mac Book; same size as my five-year-old MacBook Air, but it's the 2.9GHz MacBook Pro. So far nothing is chugging randomly, and the Retina display is beautiful like watching elves fuck on my eyeballs.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1302 on:** May 29, 2015, 06:19:54 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 28, 2015, 11:03:00 AM

You blessing us, EXP.

One more girl tomorrow morning and then I'm done. That will put it at 10 girls in seven days. Stay tuned for more!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1303 on:** May 31, 2015, 01:14:58 PM »

no kids, no baby mamas, outlived Pac, out chea helping my cousin get her driving permit while blasting Jewish wedding jams

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1304 on:** May 31, 2015, 01:25:27 PM »

Wait, is Exp picking up a whole bunch of hookers?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #1305 on:** May 31, 2015, 05:58:10 PM »

Ate five lobsters and half a pound of shrimp in a row

Get on my level

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1306 on:** May 31, 2015, 11:30:59 PM »

Had a discussion with some very much practicing mormons who have a propensity to be homophobic
and they were talking about how the Ireland vote was terrible and a harbinger for societal doom.
Then the husband said that he was lucky that no gays had tried to convert him to being gay.
I said, "If you could be 'converted' into being gay, guess what, you're gay already and you haven't come to terms with it."
The wife:

The husband:

Me:

edit: in thinking about it, I should've dropped the whole "It's 2015, head is head"

Tasty · « **Reply #1307 on:** May 31, 2015, 11:34:05 PM »

You should offer to join in a MMF threesome with him so he can decide/prove whether he's really straight or not.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1308 on:** May 31, 2015, 11:36:20 PM »

Oh I totally would

But sadly I'm just straight and boring

Tasty · « **Reply #1309 on:** May 31, 2015, 11:43:00 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 31, 2015, 11:36:20 PM

Oh I totally would

But sadly I'm just straight and boring

Damn, that's sad. Sorry brah. :'(

Oblivion · « **Reply #1310 on:** June 01, 2015, 03:00:09 AM »

Deadlifted 225 lbs. today

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1311 on:** June 02, 2015, 09:54:16 AM »

Went to a wedding this weekend and got a lead on another possible position with a company in NYC

networking

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1312 on:** June 02, 2015, 11:00:59 AM »

Then I check my email and see that the recruiter I gave my info to last month wants to talk to me about a position for a company on Wall street.

Nibel · « **Reply #1313 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:44:51 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2015, 11:00:59 AM

Then I check my email and see that the recruiter I gave my info to last month wants to talk to me about a position for a company on Wall street.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1314 on:** June 03, 2015, 01:33:35 PM »

My one day free of work. Gathering supplies and curating playlists for an epic bike ride. Weather is perfect.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anticipating some set back that will ruin everything, too much is going right today.

[close]

Tasty · « **Reply #1315 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:16:43 PM »

Had some fantastic drunk sex with my regular hookup who I haven't seen in a while. Goddamn.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1316 on:** June 04, 2015, 12:35:53 PM »

After years of having the itch I finally started collecting my thoughts and started writing my novel/short story/train of thoughtstorything. I am positive it'll be garbage but being able to finally get it out is super satisfying/

Kara · « **Reply #1317 on:** June 04, 2015, 05:45:22 PM »

Saw something in Hebrew that was transliterated in English and translated it without thinking about it, then shook my head at how embarrassing it was. My proudest moment as a member of American Jewry.

I also found a 6 hour lecture to attend this weekend. Living near museums and universities.

MCD · « **Reply #1318 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:15:07 PM »

Done with my final exam in college. English language and literature B.A.

I can finally be a normal human being again.

Still a virgin though.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1319 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:27:27 PM »

Beat my record time for finishing minesweeper on expert

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959380 times)