Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959622 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1560 on:** July 18, 2015, 12:35:11 AM »

plz share reactions to avuncular incest, multiple anterior orifices, cuckposting, "sushi girl"

chronovore · « **Reply #1561 on:** July 18, 2015, 04:30:49 AM »

Managed to get rid of half our cheap-ass plastic food containers. Was beginning to feel the onset of hoarders syndrome.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1562 on:** July 18, 2015, 04:38:35 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 17, 2015, 05:38:02 PM

I turned 25

Next year I turn thirty

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1563 on:** July 18, 2015, 08:29:07 AM »

Got a letter saying I will be graduating with distinction, which means I'm in the top 10% of the graduating class. May not seem like much but as a former slacker, it's an interesting change of events.

Kara · « **Reply #1564 on:** July 18, 2015, 10:47:39 AM »

That's totally a lot. Grats breh.

Kara · « **Reply #1565 on:** July 18, 2015, 01:25:10 PM »

You just got a vélo, you have nothing but future ahead of you.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1566 on:** July 18, 2015, 03:06:35 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 18, 2015, 01:03:47 PM

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 18, 2015, 08:29:07 AM
Got a letter saying I will be graduating with distinction, which means I'm in the top 10% of the graduating class. May not seem like much but as a former slacker, it's an interesting change of events.

Gee. That's nice.

I only ever finished high school. And I have no job prospects and no future.

But hey I don't want to make this about me. It's about you. And your graduation.

Slacker.

What are we to do, Dufus? Don't sound so sour about other people's success.

I need to change majors and finish out my last 2 years without blowing my mental load. That's the game plan once I get my mind right and my medicine regimen is sound.

If that fails, again, ima off myself because I have no faith in NEETs to stage a revolution

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1567 on:** July 18, 2015, 04:51:34 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 18, 2015, 01:03:47 PM

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 18, 2015, 08:29:07 AM
Got a letter saying I will be graduating with distinction, which means I'm in the top 10% of the graduating class. May not seem like much but as a former slacker, it's an interesting change of events.

Gee. That's nice.

I only ever finished high school. And I have no job prospects and no future.

But hey I don't want to make this about me. It's about you. And your graduation.

Slacker.

At least you can cook

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #1568 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:41:10 AM »

Local supermarket is now stocking proper Mexican hot sauce and German sliced pickles.

Stuck some peperoni and ham, cheese, marinara and sliced pickle in a sandwich and toasted it. It was fucking delicious

My lazy culinary game has elevated, brehs

team filler · « **Reply #1569 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:06:43 AM »

not getting kicked out and probably getting hawaii as my next duty station

Rufus · « **Reply #1570 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:21:12 AM »

Is that good or bad?

team filler · « **Reply #1571 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:25:36 AM »

it's a triumph...a lot of people real mad that I'm still in the army too.nothing they can do about it "he can't keep getting away with it". yes i can bitch lol

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1572 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:28:27 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2015, 12:35:11 AM

plz share reactions to avuncular incest, multiple anterior orifices, cuckposting, "sushi girl"

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1573 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:32:20 AM »

Kind of an L too but I finished mowing my parent's corner lot. What was my dad thinking buying this hilly property? He also planted like 18 trees so you know I have fun in the Fall bagging leaves.

I don't mind but at this point it feels like I'm stuck in limbo forever destined to take care of this lawn. Sell this ish and retire pah.

team filler · « **Reply #1574 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:35:26 AM »

what's your allowance?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1575 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:43:26 AM »

Free gas

It's perfectly acceptable in some cultures

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1576 on:** July 19, 2015, 12:26:30 PM »

Very true. Go to a gay bar and say you'll mow daddy's grass for some gas. You'll get results.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1577 on:** July 19, 2015, 12:36:51 PM »

You know first hand?

It's 2015, why aren't you mowing daddy's grass?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1578 on:** July 19, 2015, 12:38:40 PM »

I've been defeated.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1579 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:14:40 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 19, 2015, 11:25:36 AM

it's a triumph...a lot of people real mad that I'm still in the army too.nothing they can do about it "he can't keep getting away with it". yes i can bitch lol

i thought the whole point of being in is getting away with shit.

i mean at least thats why i am joining.

Kara · « **Reply #1580 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:24:16 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 19, 2015, 12:26:30 PM

Very true. Go to a gay bar and say you'll mow daddy's grass for some gas. You'll get results.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1581 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:38:51 PM »

That would be a lot of colourful hankies hanging out of a back pocket. Scarfs seem like a poor way to encode sexuality from an information theory standpoint.

Kara · « **Reply #1582 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:42:17 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 19, 2015, 01:38:51 PM

That would be a lot of colourful hankies hanging out of a back pocket. Scarfs seem like a poor way to encode sexuality from an information theory standpoint.

"I'm sure you'll make the right choice."

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1583 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:46:02 PM »

I mean if'n I'm blackout drunk after an argument with my wife, how am I gonna find my midnight pisshole at the local drinking hole when I could accidentally get a dude who just wants to suck on my toes. this system needs to be reevaluated quickly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1584 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:47:51 PM »

Also I can only tell my right for my left when I wear a watch. I'd hate to have to wear a watch just to make sure that I don't get peed on.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1585 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:49:07 PM »

the brown category looks like a minefield too.

Kara · « **Reply #1586 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:59:58 PM »

Blue is the biggest minefield. Sailors to cock and ball torture.

team filler · « **Reply #1587 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:15:24 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2015, 01:14:40 PM

Quote from: filler on July 19, 2015, 11:25:36 AM
it's a triumph...a lot of people real mad that I'm still in the army too.nothing they can do about it "he can't keep getting away with it". yes i can bitch lol
i thought the whole point of being in is getting away with shit.

i mean at least thats why i am joining.

they trying to get everyone out right now with the drawdown, breh. someone in my platoon failed his fitness test for the second time on friday and now he's done. dude is salty as fuck. not my fault his fatass can't run.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1588 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:42:40 PM »

well i'm in the chair force (already in the reserve just waiting for my class date) as they realize a year ago that force shaped a little too hardcore lol. the wait sucks tho.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1589 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:44:11 PM »

chair force?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1590 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:45:32 PM »

Also orded Pizza hut for the first time since moving to Toronto 2 years ago. I miss Pizza Hut so much. Can't wait to have that greasy thang in my mouth.

Tasty · « **Reply #1591 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:52:05 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 19, 2015, 03:45:32 PM

Also orded Pizza hut for the first time since moving to Toronto 2 years ago. I miss Pizza Hut so much. Can't wait to have that greasy thang in my mouth.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1592 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:09:38 PM »

O it was so good. I had 8 pieces. Going to be sick tomorrow but it was so worth it.

Tasty · « **Reply #1593 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:11:53 PM »

Been a while since I've had 8 pieces.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1594 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:18:57 PM »

I was wearing a off-green hanky so the delivery man knew I could take 8 pieces.

Tasty · « **Reply #1595 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:29:32 PM »

I usually wear the multi-colored dot hanky.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1596 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:32:57 PM »

I'm just glad he didn't pee on me cause I forgot to wear my watch.

Kara · « **Reply #1597 on:** July 19, 2015, 05:16:46 PM »

I was going to ask Flannel Girl Mk II out today but she wasn't working.

I've still technically quit on life.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1598 on:** July 19, 2015, 05:41:05 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 19, 2015, 11:25:36 AM

it's a triumph...a lot of people real mad that I'm still in the army too.nothing they can do about it "he can't keep getting away with it". yes i can bitch lol

Well I for one sleep soundly at night knowing men and women like you are protecting this great country.

team filler · « **Reply #1599 on:** July 19, 2015, 05:46:58 PM »

bitch, please. I'm actually good at my job and I'm great at the soldier stuff too. you're lucky to have me

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1600 on:** July 19, 2015, 05:56:25 PM »

boys pls

http://www.airforcetimes.com/story/military/crime/2015/02/02/minot-air-force-base-missileer-leon-brown-sentenced-25-years/22753751/

aim higher

team filler · « **Reply #1601 on:** July 19, 2015, 06:10:23 PM »

he flew too close to the sun

Kara · « **Reply #1602 on:** July 19, 2015, 06:18:35 PM »

ngl missileer is a pretty gangster job title.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1603 on:** July 19, 2015, 06:20:19 PM »

it's much more boring in reality

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1604 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:47:13 PM »

O god I ate the rest of it. Kill me now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1605 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:21:45 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 19, 2015, 08:47:13 PM

O god I ate the rest of it. Kill me now.

youarealreadydead.jpg

Kara · « **Reply #1606 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:26:27 PM »

If you're going to fall off the wagon go big or don't bother.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1607 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:33:28 PM »

I was literally the skinniest I had been since a year and a half. Now I look pregnant by pizza.

Kara · « **Reply #1608 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:39:17 PM »

And tomorrow you're going to drink 8 liters of Coke Zero and get back to getting in shape.

Binge then purge, not binge binge binge.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1609 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:41:12 PM »

I had 6 cans today. That is relatively a good day.

My shrink was disturbed my the amount of coke zero I drink. With that and what the voices tell me to do.

Kara · « **Reply #1610 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:42:29 PM »

lol at least you're not a Mio Energy addict. It's super embarrassing to tell my crack medical team that I fell off the wagon and downed 1,000 mg's of caffeine in a day.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1611 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:46:15 PM »

That's disgusting. On my bad days I only have 408mg's of caffeine.

Kara · « **Reply #1612 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:00:03 PM »

I am a debased creature.

Tasty · « **Reply #1613 on:** July 20, 2015, 12:06:03 AM »

I feel so superior since I bought a Brita and cut out all soda (minus a can or two a week.)

Though TBH it was more for oral health reasons than anything.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1614 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:32:02 AM »

Brita is pretty sweet, but lends itself to concocting Mio brews too easily. Glad my taste buds are recognizing the taste, or lack thereof, plain water again. Gotta stop fucking with Mio and food for a bit. Eating disorder plz.

chronovore · « **Reply #1615 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:53:50 AM »

Cleaned and waxed half of the hardwood floor in our great room, then went to the gym. Going to be sore tomorrow, but feel pretty great right now.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1616 on:** July 20, 2015, 07:12:10 AM »

That's that nice sore when you touch your muscles they hurt but it feels good

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1617 on:** July 20, 2015, 10:37:09 AM »

I don't understand the whole "drinking pop all day" thing. I drink water usually but will have lemonade or a pop with dinner, but that's usually it. I had a couple Coke Zeros a day during the Memorial Day and July 4th leftovers period but that's about my peak.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1618 on:** July 20, 2015, 10:59:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2015, 10:37:09 AM

I don't understand the whole "drinking pop all day" thing. I drink water usually but will have lemonade or a pop with dinner, but that's usually it. I had a couple Coke Zeros a day during the Memorial Day and July 4th leftovers period but that's about my peak.

I do it for the caffine because its still cheaper than good coffee.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1619 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:10:10 PM »

Finally picked up my sennheiser RS170s. Now people will think I'm cool because I own expensive headphone and women will want to sleep with me. Today is my day.

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959622 times)