Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959464 times)

king of the internet · « **Reply #1860 on:** August 27, 2015, 03:15:54 AM »

Nothing to sell aside from your body.

Desperation · « **Reply #1861 on:** August 27, 2015, 06:16:21 AM »

Dug out two garden beds full of cooch grass weeds and put in 8 roses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1862 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:44:56 AM »

Quote from: Desperation on August 27, 2015, 06:16:21 AM

Dug out two garden beds full of cooch grass weeds and put in 8 roses.

Eros Reviews

Kara · « **Reply #1863 on:** August 27, 2015, 11:36:50 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1864 on:** August 28, 2015, 02:22:14 PM »

Just went from mid tier 8GB of ram to high tier 32GB. Shit is so fast.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1865 on:** August 28, 2015, 02:29:10 PM »

Out of the kindness of their heart, AT&T wireless gave me $200 for my 2 years and 9 months old Galaxy S3 in exchange for me receiving a S6 Active and an 8 inch Galaxy Tab 4.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1866 on:** August 28, 2015, 02:32:47 PM »

Like I think I can stream 3X as much porn now its so fast.

Kara · « **Reply #1867 on:** August 28, 2015, 08:59:15 PM »

Opened a bottle of prescription medication, popped a pill, and took it without fluids in front of a work colleague while in the middle of a work conversation. We is House M.D. now.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1868 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:46:05 PM »

Got the tastiest blue berries for dirt cheap.

Tasty · « **Reply #1869 on:** August 29, 2015, 03:18:30 PM »

Got a cheapo HDMI splitter for my PS3 for streaming and I'm experiencing PS3 in HD for the first time.

Your bullshit HDCP ain't stopping me Sony, you pieces of media-knobslobbing garbage

king of the internet · « **Reply #1870 on:** August 29, 2015, 03:21:56 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 29, 2015, 03:18:30 PM

Got a cheapo HDMI splitter for my PS3 for streaming and I'm experiencing PS3 in HD for the first time.

Your bullshit HDCP ain't stopping me Sony, you pieces of media-knobslobbing garbage

I was gonna give you shit for before so behind the times, but then I remembered you're a Nintendo fan. 720P must be amazing for you.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1871 on:** August 29, 2015, 03:23:56 PM »

You were playing in SD so far?

Tasty · « **Reply #1872 on:** August 29, 2015, 03:24:53 PM »

Yeah breh. PS3 has DRM on the HDMI connection which makes it unstreamable. And I only bought one to play and stream lol.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1873 on:** August 29, 2015, 08:47:55 PM »

I LIVE IN BROOKLYN NOW

Kara · « **Reply #1874 on:** August 29, 2015, 08:49:43 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 29, 2015, 08:47:55 PM

I LIVE IN BROOKLYN NOW

Keep the Doyers in Brooklyn.

Tasty · « **Reply #1875 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:46:50 PM »

Ex-roommate is completely moved back in.

$900 extra in my pocket every month.

Kara · « **Reply #1876 on:** August 30, 2015, 08:01:43 AM »

Woke up thinking it was Monday but it's actually Sunday.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1877 on:** August 30, 2015, 10:55:26 AM »

Around 5AM I was still up, as usual, when I suddenly farted for nearly 7 seconds straight. Pure air fart. It felt like the weight of the world was lifted off my shoulders and I fell asleep shortly thereafter.

Single flatulence

I wouldn't be able to do that if I had someone in the bed. Even if it was Dollar Store Girl I'd have too much self consciousness to fart so freely in her presence, even if she was asleep. I'd instead have to get up, walk into the laundry room, fart, and walk back to my room. You may be asking why not fart in the restroom...what if someone hears you fart in the restroom and walk out without flushing? Who wants that on their conscious.

Huff · « **Reply #1878 on:** August 30, 2015, 12:03:29 PM »

Bought a desk off amazon. And the tools to build the desk.

Hope they come at the same time

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1879 on:** August 30, 2015, 01:00:09 PM »

Had a very lucid dream last night where I was driving on the highway and then I turned it into pushing a cart over the Bay Bridge. I tried to go faster (in the dream) by moving my real feet faster and that woke me up. It was a nice dream.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1880 on:** August 30, 2015, 07:03:48 PM »

Made my meals for the next 6 days

Big ass bowl of taco stuffing.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1881 on:** August 30, 2015, 07:32:51 PM »

My apartment complex replaced my washer/dryer unit. Works amazing now.

Also I started messing around with modafinil. It's amazing and I don't feel like wasting it while at work.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1882 on:** August 30, 2015, 08:00:53 PM »

O fuck too much hot peppers again

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1883 on:** August 30, 2015, 08:01:37 PM »

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my MOUMF

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1884 on:** August 30, 2015, 11:05:34 PM »

Seller is going to take care of the septic issues

Kara · « **Reply #1885 on:** August 30, 2015, 11:11:40 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on August 30, 2015, 07:32:51 PM

My apartment complex replaced my washer/dryer unit. Works amazing now.

Also I started messing around with modafinil. It's amazing and I don't feel like wasting it while at work.

Modafinil is good shit. I think I did 48 hours straight on it while in uni.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1886 on:** August 30, 2015, 11:36:41 PM »

Speaking of septic issues, I had 6 muffins yesterday and a whole box of eggos today. Fuck.

Desperation · « **Reply #1887 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:00:56 AM »

Here is a picture of some cooch grass.

https://s3-eu5.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http:%2F%2Fcompletegarden.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F03%2Fcouch-grass-root-copy.jpg&sp=702a82b24f2ac217edea819798840bd3

eleuin · « **Reply #1888 on:** August 31, 2015, 06:17:25 PM »

Finally ponied up the money for unlimited bandwidth and netflix

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #1889 on:** August 31, 2015, 06:36:05 PM »

set a new personal best for gin consumed on a weekday

chronovore · « **Reply #1890 on:** August 31, 2015, 06:52:55 PM »

Kids' first day back at school! They're up! They're dressed! They finished their summer break homework (at 2AM last night).

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2015, 11:05:34 PM

Seller is going to take care of the septic issues

Great name for a punk band.

Rufus · « **Reply #1891 on:** August 31, 2015, 07:03:56 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 31, 2015, 06:52:55 PM

Kids' first day back at school! They're up! They're dressed! They finished their summer break homework (at 2AM last night).

That's how it's done.

I remember the giddy feeling on the first day back in school. We always laughed more than usual and the re-curring story was that we'd forgotten how to write neatly or quickly.

Tasty · « **Reply #1892 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:10:15 AM »

A friend gave me a high-end DOCSIS 3.0 Motorola modem for free.

I can give Comcast back the shitty one I've been "leasing" for $10 a month.

Getting these speeds now combined with the top-of-the-line ASUS router I bought last year.

I'm "technically" only on the 105 Mbps plan.

45 Mbps free AND I don't have to pay Comcast to lease their shitty equipment.

So close to pulling the trigger on going internet-only (no TV service.)

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Took an hour on the phone with Comcast and an additional 2-3 hours troubleshooting some fucking router problems though.

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Rufus · « **Reply #1893 on:** September 01, 2015, 07:15:03 AM »

It's beautiful. T_T

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1894 on:** September 01, 2015, 07:53:58 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #1895 on:** September 01, 2015, 07:55:26 AM »

Tell me that's your work internet.

chronovore · « **Reply #1896 on:** September 01, 2015, 08:17:13 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on September 01, 2015, 07:53:58 AM

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1897 on:** September 01, 2015, 08:33:35 AM »

Yeah it's work

Oddly though, we all think it's shitty and slow, so I don't know what's going on!

sarslip · « **Reply #1898 on:** September 01, 2015, 09:44:09 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on September 01, 2015, 08:33:35 AM

Yeah it's work

Oddly though, we all think it's shitty and slow, so I don't know what's going on!

maybe cuz most servers / websites cant handle that type of bandwidth. i always get the highest speeds from Steam, and even then it's well shy of the modest 30mbps i pay for.

Tasty · « **Reply #1899 on:** September 01, 2015, 10:14:31 AM »

What the fuck at those speeds.

Sneak in a console and see how smooth a fighting game is.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1900 on:** September 01, 2015, 11:21:56 AM »

I could get some mad wins in games Id be the host hmmm

Kara · « **Reply #1901 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:23:31 PM »

Lost 4 pounds since I last weighed in, raised my rates, and lost a round of post-ironic emotional chess. All before noon.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1902 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:32:02 PM »

I got a super nice German made iron and so all last night I was ironing clothes I haven't wore in a while because ironing is now a magical experience. Anyway lots of my outfits are now way too big when 2 years ago they were pretty tight.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #1903 on:** September 01, 2015, 03:38:29 PM »

found a bar near my office that offers discounts to employees at my firm, and found out i can expense boozing too

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1904 on:** September 01, 2015, 03:52:34 PM »

That euro infrastructure

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1905 on:** September 01, 2015, 04:34:59 PM »

I have a widow's peak, which becomes noticeable 3 weeks after a haircut. Whenever I cut that shit off myself I feel so good

perfectly lined hairline

chronovore · « **Reply #1906 on:** September 01, 2015, 06:53:59 PM »

I had a widow's peak and loved it. Now I have a perfectly lined hairline, except it's a vertically aligned equator with endpoints on either ear. :'(

chronovore · « **Reply #1907 on:** September 01, 2015, 06:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 01, 2015, 10:14:31 AM

What the fuck at those speeds.

Sneak in a console and see how smooth a fighting game is.

You'd only eliminate one side of the problem. Still, it'd be an advantage.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1908 on:** September 01, 2015, 06:57:42 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 01, 2015, 06:53:59 PM

I had a widow's peak and loved it. Now I have a perfectly lined hairline, except it's a vertically aligned equator with endpoints on either ear. :'(

Sure but black widows are scary.

Kara · « **Reply #1909 on:** September 01, 2015, 08:47:05 PM »

Unexpectedly met someone kind of important in business

and was totally natural about it, possibly even aloof. We is AiA now.

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I didn't realize who they were until I Googled them after they left.

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Rufus · « **Reply #1910 on:** September 01, 2015, 08:55:45 PM »

Important important, or famous important?

Kara · « **Reply #1911 on:** September 01, 2015, 08:57:45 PM »

No one a normal person would know, hence the qualifier "kind of."

Rufus · « **Reply #1912 on:** September 01, 2015, 09:06:02 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1913 on:** September 02, 2015, 12:38:44 PM »

I once had a guy in a Manhattan office make fun of me for picking out the hot cocoa with marshmellows instead of just the plain hot cocoa.
I said, "Never trust a man who when given the chance to have marshmellows in his hot cocoa says no."
Dude huffed off.
Turns out he was a huge big-wig for McKinsey.

Kara · « **Reply #1914 on:** September 02, 2015, 01:14:26 PM »

Sugoi oyaji-san.

Seriously though, what kind of dork hassles a person over additives to hot chocolate. This ain't the Republic of Venice.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1915 on:** September 02, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 01, 2015, 07:26:38 PM

My hairline has been consistent for about five years after receding noticeably from 2007-2009. Finasteride

I tried Rogaine for about a year, but it had little to no effect. I kept thinning in spite of it. The switch to Propecia was a great decision in retrospect.

If I may pry, what is the monthly cost? Also, was there any growth or just a maintain?

Tasty · « **Reply #1916 on:** September 02, 2015, 09:26:45 PM »

An old roommate moved back in on Saturday and it's been fucking awesome since then.

Gotten really buzzed with him Sun, Mon, Tue, and Wed is now looking great too.

I also realized that it's a LOT easier for me to wake up in the morning when I have a slight hangover. So I've been getting up like an hour earlier every single work day this week and it's been fantastic. No longer scrambling or rushing. I feel like this is dangerous, haha.

Getting buzzed just got a WHOLE lot more tempting.

Kara · « **Reply #1917 on:** September 02, 2015, 09:35:58 PM »

Andy you're legit my gay younger clone.

Just wait until you discover controlled hangovers.

Tasty · « **Reply #1918 on:** September 02, 2015, 09:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Kara on September 02, 2015, 09:35:58 PM

Andy you're legit my gay younger clone.

Possibly the strongest endorsement I've ever gotten.

Quote from: Kara on September 02, 2015, 09:35:58 PM

Just wait until you discover controlled hangovers.

Teach me, my straight older clone.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1919 on:** September 02, 2015, 10:04:17 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 29, 2015, 02:46:05 PM

Got the tastiest blue berries for dirt cheap.

So I finally read the label on these. Turns out they are grapes. I'm mentally deficient in significant ways. TBF they are 'blue grapes' though.

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959464 times)