I had some political shit slinger throwing shit about a deliverable saying that something wasn't in it that was supposed to be but it's on like every paragraph and is frankly impossible to miss. I get called into client's office with this shit slinger and the client is like,
"I'm worried about this deliverable based on what shit slinger here has to say. It seems its missing this important element"
I was like, "Did you actually look at the deliverable? Here it is. See how from the first page you can see what shit slinger is saying isn't true?"
client looks at the deliverable and nods, "Yeah"
I continued, "It's all over the document. Nearly every paragraph of every page. I mean any idiot that can read can see it's in there."
I look at shit slinger who is starting to blush and add, "Well, apparently not ANY idiot."

client
I just walked out at that point don't care if the boss is pissed. I'm done with politics here
