Author Topic: The Bore's favorite fruit (Read 2368 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** October 20, 2014, 10:06:34 PM »

just copped an apple, but i'm a berry man i think

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:09:28 PM »

nectarines >>> anything else.

Then mangos and strawberries

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:10:50 PM »

YO WHERE THE FUCK THE KIWIS AT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:12:56 PM »

Also if you are counting pomegranates as berries you might as well call bananas berries too and remove strawberries which are not berries.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:16:09 PM »

And you listed watermelon twice which clearly biases the poll.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:16:34 PM »

No strawberries? GET OUT.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:17:28 PM »

If watermelon wins, I'm calling for a re-poll.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:22:42 PM »

I really question Esch's commitment to fruit and his judgment in poll construction. Dude needs to take a course in experiment design and consult an expert on fruits like Jin.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:31:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 20, 2014, 10:20:56 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:16:34 PM
No strawberries? GET OUT.

there is a berry option

Not all berries are the same.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2014, 11:34:43 PM »

Grapefruit but I didn't vote for the option including it because I don't really care for oranges despite where I come from.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2014, 11:36:16 PM »

Apples. So much variety, so many choices, all delicious.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2014, 11:38:20 PM »

I didn't see the nectarine option until it was too late

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2014, 11:49:00 PM »

Peach > Watermelon > Big Black Grapes

> Strawberry > Honeydew > *

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:42:53 AM »

I chose the Prole troll option (tomatoes)

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2014, 03:45:54 AM »

PhoenixDark and his semi-big black blanana.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2014, 03:59:19 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:31:13 PM

Quote from: Esch on October 20, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:16:34 PM
No strawberries? GET OUT.

there is a berry option

Not all berries are the same.

Strawberries aren't even berries or a fruit for that matter.

Bananas are a clone from a herb plant and contain no seed thus it too is not a fruit.

Apples are the largest berry known to exist.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:12:20 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on October 21, 2014, 03:59:19 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:31:13 PM
Quote from: Esch on October 20, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:16:34 PM
No strawberries? GET OUT.

there is a berry option

Not all berries are the same.

Strawberries aren't even berries or a fruit for that matter.

Bananas are a clone from a herb plant and contain no seed thus it too is not a fruit.

Apples are the largest berry known to exist.

Wouldn't the last one actually be the pumpkin or watermelon?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:41:12 AM »

Pluots.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:42:59 AM »

I thought that as well but was corrected for giving that answer in my bio class. I don't know why they aren't recognized as berries, but that is what my college bio teacher told me.

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2014, 05:30:47 AM »

Date, because it's on there twice.
Tomato, because pedantry and pizza and pasta sauce.
Watermelon, because come on!
Also Kiwi and Banana, because it's what I know.

Kind of want to try Durian.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2014, 06:06:45 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 21, 2014, 05:30:47 AM

Kind of want to try Durian.

Depends on if you're a texture freak or not. I love to eat it frozen and since all of the asian stores carry it around here it's cheap. But lord does it stink, it also will stain everything. I have to cut it up and package it outside when I get it. It's tasty though

Rufus · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2014, 07:01:10 AM »

Yeah, I have a balcony so I could eat it under open sky, but I'm not sure I could even eat something that smells like a rotting cadaver when I have difficulty with smelly cheeses.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** October 21, 2014, 07:05:13 AM »

Yeah it depends on your tolerance to smells. It's stronger than most cheeses thats for sure and it's very upfront with it's full body so it just takes up all the air in your nostrils. I heard if you freeze it before it won't smell as much and they sell it prepared and frozen too.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** October 21, 2014, 09:07:10 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on October 21, 2014, 03:59:19 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:31:13 PM
Quote from: Esch on October 20, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2014, 10:16:34 PM
No strawberries? GET OUT.

there is a berry option

Not all berries are the same.

Strawberries aren't even berries or a fruit for that matter.

Bananas are a clone from a herb plant and contain no seed thus it too is not a fruit.

Apples are the largest berry known to exist.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #24 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:41:34 PM »

2 of those things G said are made up whole cloth.

Also a good pear is the best. But it has to be a good fucking pear, which is truly rare.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** October 21, 2014, 06:33:51 PM »

Someone needs to make a "What poll will Esch make next?" poll

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** October 21, 2014, 06:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2014, 06:33:51 PM

Someone needs to make a "What poll will Esch make next?" poll

A poll for who is the best Pole.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** October 21, 2014, 06:47:09 PM »

PD beating both literal and figurative fruits.

Raban · « **Reply #28 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:10:01 PM »

tomatoes all the way. I eat them raw with a little bit of seasalt and it's hands-down my favorite snack. I've put away 12 pounds of romas in a couple days with ease.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:13:35 PM »

Fresh bruschetta is fucking amazing, I have to say

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #30 on:** October 22, 2014, 01:14:40 AM »

muthafucking granny smiths

benjipwns · « **Reply #31 on:** October 22, 2014, 01:26:31 AM »

blackberries
blueberries
watermelon
kiwi

raspberries when mixed with some of the above, there's something odd about them alone
mango is in this middle territory too

apples
bananas
really most anything is all in the sometimes category, like I see em at the store and they look good and then I eat a bunch of them and forget the rest until they go bad and then I'm like never eating them again for a year because I just remember that some of them went bad not the part where I gorged myself the first day

Quote from: BrandNew on October 22, 2014, 01:14:40 AM

muthafucking granny smiths

Only one other person has come close to agreeing with me, but I contend that if you mix the right amount of gin with the right amount of apple cider it tastes like granny smith cider. Plus you get the gin.

I recommend multiple sample sizes before accepting the null hypothesis.

chronovore · « **Reply #32 on:** October 22, 2014, 08:35:37 AM »

I could eat mango until my mouf bleeds. Man, I love mango.

Tomatoes and sea-salt are good too. :dap Raban

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Author Topic: The Bore's favorite fruit (Read 2368 times)

Eschaton