Well, this certainly is something I've never had to deal with....

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So, my son has his own bank account but I review all his activity. I get the mail this morning and I'm reviewing his charges and I notice a bill for...well.....brazzers.

Now I am confused how to react....do I laugh at him for paying for porn? Do I suspend the account? I mean he's paying for it with his own money....I know I can't let his mom know because she'll go straight Oprah on steroids on his ass.

Welcome to parenting in the computer age I guess.....

[demi]

Be glad he isn't gay like PD?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Oh and btw Brazzers "discrete billing" only works if I can't google your fucking billing companies name and get a direct link to you. Idiots.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Be glad he isn't gay like PD?

Oh I use PD like the boogeyman....."Son you do dumb shit and you'll be fucking with SJW's and Bronies online for a living, you want that? Didn't think so"

[StealthFan]

He paid for it. It would be kinda shitty to cancel it. If he's a teen he's discovering his sexuality and it's healthy. Talk to him about the perils of porn addiction tho.

Think of it this way: He'll look at porn regardless, whether in your home, at a friends or even at school (I recall a group of us in middle school standing around a hustler in the bathroom). Talk to him about it and make sure you can control the situation.

[StealthFan]

Also recommend Naughty America instead.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He paid for it. It would be kinda shitty to cancel it. If he's a teen he's discovering his sexuality and it's healthy. Talk to him about the perils of porn addiction tho.

Think of it this way: He'll look at porn regardless, whether in your home, at a friends or even at school (I recall a group of us in middle school standing around a hustler in the bathroom). Talk to him about it and make sure you can control the situation.

I suppose this is the route I'm going to take. God that's gonna be a awkward conversation.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah you definitely gotta make fun of him for paying for porn. Huge L. You did that so he wouldn't have to go through that.

Pretty much. First fight I ever had with my wife was when she found my browser marker for teensteam.com

Ah, the good old days of jacking it to 30 second wmvs......we've came a long way (literally I suppose)

[demi]

He paid for it. It would be kinda shitty to cancel it. If he's a teen he's discovering his sexuality and it's healthy. Talk to him about the perils of porn addiction tho.

Think of it this way: He'll look at porn regardless, whether in your home, at a friends or even at school (I recall a group of us in middle school standing around a hustler in the bathroom). Talk to him about it and make sure you can control the situation.

I suppose this is the route I'm going to take. God that's gonna be a awkward conversation.

White people dealing with the struggle

[StealthFan]

I'd really hammer the porn addiction thing. It absolutely crushes lives. He's approaching years where sex will never be easier to get. I know as a parent that sounds dangerous but I'd rather my son have a girlfriend and experience reality than sit around jerking it to fantasy. Too many kids these days grow up whacking it to porn, become addicted, and then having crippling issues in relationships later in life. Talk about safe sex too, because kids will figure out the fucking thing on their own and with friends.

Blowjobs are the new kiss on the cheek, breh.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He paid for it. It would be kinda shitty to cancel it. If he's a teen he's discovering his sexuality and it's healthy. Talk to him about the perils of porn addiction tho.

Think of it this way: He'll look at porn regardless, whether in your home, at a friends or even at school (I recall a group of us in middle school standing around a hustler in the bathroom). Talk to him about it and make sure you can control the situation.

I suppose this is the route I'm going to take. God that's gonna be a awkward conversation.

White people dealing with the struggle

We're black, I will just use a NAS video and then we'll put on our gear and cripwalk to the ice cream shop.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'd really hammer the porn addiction thing. It absolutely crushes lives. He's approaching years where sex will never be easier to get. I know as a parent that sounds dangerous but I'd rather my son have a girlfriend and experience reality than sit around jerking it to fantasy. Too many kids these days grow up whacking it to porn, become addicted, and then having crippling issues in relationships later in life. Talk about safe sex too, because kids will figure out the fucking thing on their own and with friends.

Blowjobs are the new kiss on the cheek, breh.

He has about 3 girlfriends (white women too, wtf I would have got shot for that shit). Good to be him I suppose.

[StealthFan]

I'd really hammer the porn addiction thing. It absolutely crushes lives. He's approaching years where sex will never be easier to get. I know as a parent that sounds dangerous but I'd rather my son have a girlfriend and experience reality than sit around jerking it to fantasy. Too many kids these days grow up whacking it to porn, become addicted, and then having crippling issues in relationships later in life. Talk about safe sex too, because kids will figure out the fucking thing on their own and with friends.

Blowjobs are the new kiss on the cheek, breh.

He has about 3 girlfriends (white women too, wtf I would have got for that shit). Good to be him I suppose.

[demi]

Future xtube star in the making

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Future xtube star in the making

Football player like dad or pornstar as long as that little nicca buys me a house I'm good with it.

[Phoenix Dark]

As the official computer repair guy for my family, I've found porn on multiple people's computers including cousins. And it's always shitty malware clip sites. I want to just tell them to use xhamster or xvideos but I know I'd get killed by my aunts. So I just delete the shit and keep quiet.

If it was my son...I'd probably I've him the Obama/Wall Street "I'm the only one standing between you and the pitchforks" speech. I'm going to limit your internet time, keep your door open more...but IF you must look at porn use a safe streaming site dumbass.

Compromise we can believe in.

[CatsCatsCats]

How old is he?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How old is he?

Old enough to drive and be at the age of consent so I can't just say you're too young.

[Brehvolution]

He wanted you to find it. 

[Yeti]

Buy him a pack of prostitutes and make him finish them all in one sitting.

[Mr. Nobody]

Not finding a free pass 

[dmj]

Let him beat his dick in peace and stare at busty women on Brazzers. He's paying with his own coins.  Who's to say that he doesn't use Xvid or Xhamster or Pornhub, but he wants some HQ tits on his screen, not a clip of some 240p scene missing all the good parts.  It's so fucking annoying when you're looking for porn and you see a good clip in the preview but when you click, the part that you wanna beat to is like 4 seconds long.  Bless him for paying for a quality produced product and getting his nut off. 

[fistfulofmetal]

You know what my moms solution was to me looking at porn on the computer?

She bought me a year sub to Playboy. LOL

Let him beat his dick in peace and stare at busty women on Brazzers. He's paying with his own coins.  Who's to say that he doesn't use Xvid or Xhamster or Pornhub, but he wants some HQ tits on his screen, not a clip of some 240p scene missing all the good parts.  It's so fucking annoying when you're looking for porn and you see a good clip in the preview but when you click, the part that you wanna beat to is like 4 seconds long.  Bless him for paying for a quality produced product and getting his nut off. 

http://wixvi.com/ 

[Kara]

I watched an episode of Blossom about this recently and since money is involved it's worth talking about tempering your impulses when you start committing money to them.

[I'm a Puppy!]

You didn't teach your son to never pay for porn?
 

[doctavius bonbon]

http://wixvi.com/ 

So glad I clicked on this thread. 

[king of the internet]

A mutual JO sesh could be a great father/son bonding situation...just saying.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

A mutual JO sesh could be a great father/son bonding situation...just saying.

Know how I know you'll be doing 5-10 for pedo shit?

[demi]

He's probably tried to peek once or twice at some point anyway

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He's probably tried to peek once or twice at some point anyway

I'm all about the donuts, not the pickles breh. Double so for pickles I brought into this world. Go back to using google to find gay midget porn, k thx.

[Steve Contra]

How sad are you that you're son is paying for porn in 2014?  Kind of troubling for his future prospects.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah, just gotta have a talk about healthy moderation in my opinion. Also maybe tell him he's wasting his money. You gotta make sure he handles his money well if he's gonna buy you that house

[demi]

I have no idea what you just said

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I have no idea what you just said

Let's break it down

What part of a (typical) person's anatomy does a pickle look like? Well for you we'll call it a crayon.

Now if you take a regular donut, you can shove a pickle into it.

I mean this isn't MIT shit here breh.

[demi]

I have no idea what you just said

Let's break it down

What part of a (typical) person's anatomy does a pickle look like? Well for you we'll call it a crayon.

Now if you take a regular donut, you can shove a pickle into it.

I mean this isn't MIT shit here breh.

You are being awfully aggressive about this. Breh. Something the matter? Breh.

[Madrun Badrun]

Have you not taught the kid about torrents?  What kind of father are you?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I have no idea what you just said

Let's break it down

What part of a (typical) person's anatomy does a pickle look like? Well for you we'll call it a crayon.

Now if you take a regular donut, you can shove a pickle into it.

I mean this isn't MIT shit here breh.

You are being awfully aggressive about this. Breh. Something the matter? Breh.

LOL

[Himu]

how old is he

[Am_I_Anonymous]

how old is he

He's a junior.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Well, we had a talk.

Took him out to dinner, after we ate I said "soooooo......brazzers eh?"

"I like women dad"



"How often do you go to that site?"

"Once in a while, I'm trying to learn how to do that dirty"

 

"I think you have some time before you need to learn how to do that"

"Yeah but these girls are crazy pops, they want it"

 

"Oh yeah?"

"The white ones do at least, black girls don't"

 

"Alright well, let's talk about that this weekend, and I won't tell your mom but don't let her catch you"

"Alright, thanks pop"


Kids nowadays blow my fucking mind. More discussion will be needed but at least we put it on the table.


 

[demi]

I dunno why you bit with the "I like women dad" -- you think PD watches those IR scenes for the girl?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I dunno why you bit with the "I like women dad" -- you think PD watches those IR scenes for the girl?

[thisismyusername]

Who isn't?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Who isn't? (Image removed from quote.)

I picture demi doing this as the school bus goes by every afternoon.

[Rufus]

Oh man, learning from porn. He's in for a rude awakening.

[Phoenix Dark]

If he really liked women he'd be studying Lex Steel's pipe game on a streaming site. Brazzers is vanilla as fuck.

[StealthFan]

If he really liked women he'd be studying Lex Steel's pipe game on a streaming site. Brazzers is vanilla as fuck.

I didn't know you watched Lex due to your love of females, breh

[Mr. Nobody]

"Yeah but these girls are crazy pops, they want it"

 

"Oh yeah?"

"The white ones do at least, black girls don't"

 

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

And you STILL didn't teach him to never pay for porn?!!

[chronovore]

I_Am_Anonymous, make sure to buy that lad some condoms!

http://wixvi.com/ 

Thank you, brother

I’m in Turkey and afraid to click on that shit here and now. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://wixvi.com/ 

Thank you, brother

I’m in Turkey and afraid to click on that shit here and now. 

Honestly I don't the difference from a good site and a bad one. Why is that one better than like say...pornhub?

[chronovore]

Well, right now they’re ALL BLOCKED, because Turkey-as-a-nation blocks sites. I tried Oglaf just to see the latest comic, and it was like NOPE.

[demi]

Didnt visit the site, but pornhub lately is pretty garbage with that fake acted porn crap.

I'm more of a home video guy, and other sites like xtube, xhamster et al have that plenty.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Well, right now they’re ALL BLOCKED, because Turkey-as-a-nation blocks sites. I tried Oglaf just to see the latest comic, and it was like NOPE.

Ah, yes, gotta love it when the government knows what's good for you and what's not. Ugh.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Didnt visit the site, but pornhub lately is pretty garbage with that fake acted porn crap.

I'm more of a home video guy, and other sites like xtube, xhamster et al have that plenty.

Ah good to know. I also hate the acted crap.

[demi]

Their layouts are much better as well

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Their layouts are much better as well

How easy can I search for amateur lesbian teenage seduction with strapons and a bowl of cornflakes?

[jakefromstatefarm]

I’m in Turkey and afraid to click on that shit here and now. 

you should be piping olive skinned kadınlar right now, get on your grind cousin

[jakefromstatefarm]

Chrono is like 40 and married breh

damn lil mans, just try to do you

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Well, right now they’re ALL BLOCKED, because Turkey-as-a-nation blocks sites. I tried Oglaf just to see the latest comic, and it was like NOPE.

Get Tor browser, shit's a life saver whenever I'm back in saudi and especially sexually repressed

Do they like....cut off your junk hand if they catch you?