Author Topic: bore poster most addicted to porn (Read 3977 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** October 21, 2014, 11:54:40 AM »

Himus joke video in the NSFW thread had me thinking

Well?

Courage · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:00:03 PM »

How is this even a question? PD has porn scene analogies for every situation in his life.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:03:04 PM »

Quote from: Courage on October 21, 2014, 12:00:03 PM

How is this even a question? PD has porn scene analogies for every situation in his life.

PD is like a god tier status pornhub bandwidth pirate.

Courage · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:03:27 PM »

is there gonna be a porn face-off?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:07:17 PM »

PD isn't even in the running if we're talking porn knowledge. He's just a niche BBC fanatic.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 12:06:47 PM

Hard to say. kara is going to be slept on here because he has a mind full of useless knowledge including porn. Shark Johnson can't be underestimated either, man can identify a girl in a croatian amateur vhs scene from 1983. But ultimately none of them have the same attention to detail with respect to male actors that PD does, so they might lose.

I'm fairly certain PD acts out porn scenes on saturday night.

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 12:06:47 PM

Hard to say. kara is going to be slept on here because he has a mind full of useless knowledge including porn.

I also watch a fucking ton of it.

Have a hyperactive libido y'all.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:12:38 PM »

A Karakand/Shark Johnson porn off is just what this forum needs going into the holidays.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:19:04 PM »

Shark probably doesn't even fap, he just catalogs it.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:19:57 PM »

Why am I here?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:20:22 PM »

PD's interest borders on academic, can't call it addiction. You know the answer is StealthFan.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 21, 2014, 12:20:22 PM

PD's interest borders on academic, can't call it addiction. You know the answer is StealthFan.

Here we see PD telling Bore how to pull out professional lesbian videos and only search the amateur form:

Your Stalker · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 12:23:30 PM

Quote from: Your Stalker on October 21, 2014, 12:19:57 PM
Why am I here?

Ain't you a big JBO fan? (Image removed from quote.)

I have no idea why you'd think that

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:31:35 PM »

Shark definitely deserves a vote for his encyclopedic knowledge of porn imo.

PD's the only dude who can identify a male pornstar by his penis though, so this will be a blow out.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:41:40 PM »

Knowledge doesn't equate to addiction though, you don't call a sommelier an alcoholic

StealthFan · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:45:51 PM »

8 votes but only one post about me

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:46:40 PM »

It is known.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:47:16 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on October 21, 2014, 12:45:51 PM

8 votes but only one post about me

To be fair nobody posts about how good Michael Jordan was at basketball either.

You're a

mvp

StealthFan · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:47:51 PM »

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:50:05 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 12:44:27 PM

Side note: the term "Niche BBC Fanatic" to describe PD

truly a connoisseur of fine dick.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:55:01 PM »

I don't watch trans porn. the days of trannysurprise.com trolling with White Man are long gone.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:56:37 PM »

PD down playing his trans phase.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:58:17 PM »

Also Johnson is clearly a connoisseur not an addict and it is a very honourable position to be tied with him in votes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:00:26 PM »

xhamster, xvideos, and vporn tend to be my go tos. Wanktube if you want a huge database of shit. I don't fuck with Pornhub, to many low quality videos.

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:01:00 PM »

What Arvie posts should not be categorized as porn. Please remove him from this poll

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:04:27 PM »

Honestly the biggest porn king isn't even on the list. Smooth Groove.

can't even screen cap those PMs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:04:52 PM »

You just don't understand art Demi. Shit aint just paintings of horses.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:05:56 PM »

Unless it is a video of the making of a painting of horses made of shit

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:11:02 PM »

PD has forgotten more about porn than all y'all will ever know. I bet he has names for the penis veins for his favorite performers.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:39:44 PM »

Should have made an option for my son

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #30 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:42:26 PM »

Dodged a bullet

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #31 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:44:56 PM »

This is a great illustration of thebore's overeagerness to vote PD in every single poll.

Over the past 5 days:

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 21, 2014, 10:51:46 AM

Also what I wouldn't give to see sasha take another dicking in her butt.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 16, 2014, 07:22:01 PM

I don't understand half of this thread but, fuck her ass till she doesn't feel it anymore.

Neither of these was even posteda in the nsfw thread

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:45:08 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2014, 01:39:44 PM

Should have made an option for my son

Gotta save something for Bore: The Next Generation.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on October 21, 2014, 01:45:08 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2014, 01:39:44 PM
Should have made an option for my son

Gotta save something for Bore: The Next Generation.

Just checked his history today.....he's a goddamn gaffer and a nintendo stan....now my day is ruined.

But now I have a new alt because he was still logged on

Steve Contra · « **Reply #34 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:53:18 PM »

Is PD copping to a BBC addiction the biggest self inflicted L on this forum ever? I mean I think he thinks it's kind of a joke, but everyone here knows he's pretty into big dicks now, and it's just going to get worse the more posters join.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #35 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2014, 01:47:16 PM

Quote from: Vularai on October 21, 2014, 01:45:08 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2014, 01:39:44 PM
Should have made an option for my son

Gotta save something for Bore: The Next Generation.

Just checked his history today.....he's a goddamn gaffer and a nintendo stan....now my day is ruined.

But now I have a new alt because he was still logged on

Man what kind of shit is this

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #36 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:58:43 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2014, 01:47:16 PM

Quote from: Vularai on October 21, 2014, 01:45:08 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2014, 01:39:44 PM
Should have made an option for my son

Gotta save something for Bore: The Next Generation.

Just checked his history today.....he's a goddamn gaffer and a nintendo stan....now my day is ruined.

But now I have a new alt because he was still logged on

Oh my sides.

PM name please. I promise I won't harass.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #37 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:58:51 PM »

Dude comes home one day: "What? How did I get banned from Neogaf?

"

AIA in the other room:

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #38 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 21, 2014, 01:53:18 PM

Is PD copping to a BBC addiction the biggest self inflicted L on this forum ever? I mean I think he thinks it's kind of a joke, but everyone here knows he's pretty into big dicks now, and it's just going to get worse the more posters join.

He PM'd me and told me I needed to send him a dick pick for a custom title, is that shit not legit?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #39 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:01:10 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 01:59:22 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 21, 2014, 01:53:18 PM
Is PD copping to a BBC addiction the biggest self inflicted L on this forum ever? I mean I think he thinks it's kind of a joke, but everyone here knows he's pretty into big dicks now, and it's just going to get worse the more posters join.

Won't be an L if he comes out of the bisexual closet.

I'm sure there's some truckstop security footage in Michigan that says he already has

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #40 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 21, 2014, 01:58:51 PM

Dude comes home one day: "What? How did I get banned from Neogaf? "

AIA in the other room:

I'll wait for a huge nintendo stan thread......wait for it, you'll know who it is when you see it

Somewhere I have a pic of him straight up full flow crying like a bitch about losing in smash brothers to dad....I gotta find that and then post it in that thread.

dmj · « **Reply #41 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:10:54 PM »

Haven't been here long but I chose PD. He seems to have almost prolific knowledge about porn. I can't even be bothered to remember names tbh.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #42 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on October 21, 2014, 02:11:51 PM

Y'all are too new to remember the rain man of porn era. Shark got everybody beat. I've tested him, he is the one.

This is what I'm saying. A half second of an ass getting getting smashed? Shark could pull the video before you could even ask the question. Amazing.

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:21:13 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on October 21, 2014, 02:16:56 PM

And dude had to waste his god giving talent by getting a girlfriend and life so he wouldn't post as much

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 02:13:06 PM

Shark Johnson is the Anakin Skywalker of porn

He is going to go to the dark side and get into daughter torture porn?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #45 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:32:07 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 21, 2014, 02:23:52 PM

Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 02:13:06 PM
Shark Johnson is the Anakin Skywalker of porn

He is going to go to the dark side and get into daughter torture porn?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:36:58 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 21, 2014, 02:32:07 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 21, 2014, 02:23:52 PM
Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 02:13:06 PM
Shark Johnson is the Anakin Skywalker of porn

He is going to go to the dark side and get into daughter torture porn?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

O ya

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StealthFan · « **Reply #47 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:37:19 PM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #48 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:42:33 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 21, 2014, 02:36:58 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 21, 2014, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 21, 2014, 02:23:52 PM
Quote from: Esch on October 21, 2014, 02:13:06 PM
Shark Johnson is the Anakin Skywalker of porn

He is going to go to the dark side and get into daughter torture porn?

(Image removed from quote.)
spoiler (click to show/hide)

O ya
[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 21, 2014, 01:53:18 PM

Is PD copping to a BBC addiction the biggest self inflicted L on this forum ever? I mean I think he thinks it's kind of a joke, but everyone here knows he's pretty into big dicks now, and it's just going to get worse the more posters join.

You wouldn't settle for Manischewitz wine, why should I settle for limp dick porn.

Pickles the Firecat · « **Reply #50 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:45:32 PM »

idk you guys keep bringing up these old posters and yeah, their traditional porn metrics are unassailable. But PD hits those efficiency numbers man. BBC posting is worth at least 1.8 normal porn posts. Why not jack up BBC posts when you have his percentages? And the possession numbers? The fact of the matter is that PD posts in a different era with a stronger understanding of what makes a porn poster effective. And he uses that understanding to the fullest.

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Author Topic: bore poster most addicted to porn (Read 3977 times)

Eschaton