Friday Thread

[Steve Contra]

When I was 18 I worked at a Boston Market for about 3 weeks to make money right before a trip. About once a day someone would come in and order a pint of gravy (or more), nothing else. The first time it happened I was deeply confused but the manager came over and told me there were dedicated buttons for just that. So just know there's people out there drinking Boston Market gravy straight.

Now share your Friday story.

[seagrams hotsauce]

 good time stories or bad time stories?

[Joe Molotov]

Did it make you want to sip a little, just to see what you were missing?

[Steve Contra]

good time stories or bad time stories?

Stories, breh, stories.

[Kara]

I've watched all of Next Friday (in a theater no less) but not the entirety of Friday, even on TV.

That's it. That's my Friday story. I submit myself to the judgment of the central committee Bore.

[Mr. Gundam]

Lots of on edge parents keep calling in since there was a school shooting about 45 miles north of here. Doesn't help that a threat was found at another high school in town on Monday. This is all public and has been talked about on the local news, so I don't have a problem sharing.

Really looking forward to this day being over.

[Steve Contra]

Lots of on edge parents keep calling in since there was a school shooting about 45 miles north of here. Doesn't help that a threat was found at another high school in town on Monday. This is all public and has been talked about on the local news, so I don't have a problem sharing.

Really looking forward to this day being over.

Glad you're safe, but man what the fuck is wrong with people.

[StealthFan]

I used to eat the scraps from the serving trays at Hometown Buffet when I washed dishes. The ones customers scoop the food out of. Such poverty and struggle

[CatsCatsCats]

FRIDAY!!!

 

[Kara]

The Cure > Rebecca Black

Wistful teenage exuberance > love ()

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Not really.

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[Kara]

In Next Friday they live next door to a cholo and at one point he takes a woman into his room to make a beast with 2 backs, undresses, and says, "Say, 'hello,' to my Aztec warrior," while in briefs.

Fucking quality entertainment outchea.

[octopushover]

In Next Friday they live next door to a cholo and at one point he takes a woman into his room to make a beast with 2 backs, undresses, and says, "Say, 'hello,' to my Aztec warrior," while in briefs.

Fucking quality entertainment outchea.

except everyone knows the head is Olmec

[Phoenix Dark]

When I was a tween we moved to the suburbs, and there was a golf course behind our house. My brothers and I decided to walk all around the course which was huge. It was December, snow everywhere but the sun was bright, and we began the trek. An hour later my youngest brother started complaining that he couldn't walk anymore and demanded we carry him. Naturally we said hell no, but he kept insisting and finally just collapsed on the snow in protest. He wouldn't get up and kept demanding we carry him. I told him if he didn't get up we'd leave him and he said "you wouldn't leave ME."


So I did what any big brother would do: I held a vote. The vote was 3-0 to leave him (we didn't let him vote), so we left. Got home an hour later and my mom was like where's [insert his name]. I was like he gone

She sent us back to find him. We found him in the exact same spot in the snow. Dragged him home, then I got grounded for leaving him. My mom said "being a big brother isn't a democracy. And now you can't watch television for a week."


It was Friday, the day before morning cartoons.

[Kara]

Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm St >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Friday the 13th.

Easily the shittiest and most overrated of the Big 3 slashers. Jason is a plebe compared to Myers or Freddy. Cool mask though.

Jason Takes Manhattan is so doe.

Make a movie with Manhattan in the title and set the majority of it on a cruise ship y'all.

[Van Cruncheon]

got back from vacay; had over 3K mails in my inbox. deleted 3/4s LIKE A BAWSS (i am in fact a BAWSS so this is redundant), successfully bluffed and/or intimidated my way through every meeting and planning review after that, and even horked up a semi-useful spec out my AZZHO.
 

corporate life, i'm doin' it RITE. 

[Van Cruncheon]

  watch me totally get laid off in the next wave 

[lennedsay]

I used to eat the scraps from the serving trays at Hometown Buffet when I washed dishes. The ones customers scoop the food out of. Such poverty and struggle

Ahh, the ol' bus tub buffet.

[chronovore]

Friday night was pretty much crappy.

[Human Snorenado]

After getting done with work at 8 last night, I ate a hummus wrap really quick so I could make it to the pet store and get my puppy some food before it closed at 9. I'm about to turn onto the busier street when I smell shit in the car... figure the neighbor's dog was shitting in our front yard again and I stepped in it, since I make Moxie shit out back, it can't be her, right? Well, I turn around take the offending shoe off on the landing, then open the door... to discover the pile of shit that I stepped in on my way OUT of the house. Little fucker.

[Phoenix Dark]

After getting done with work at 8 last night, I ate a hummus wrap really quick so I could make it to the pet store and get my puppy some food before it closed at 9. I'm about to turn onto the busier street when I smell shit in the car... figure the neighbor's dog was shitting in our front yard again and I stepped in it, since I make Moxie shit out back, it can't be her, right? Well, I turn around take the offending shoe off on the landing, then open the door... to discover the pile of shit that I stepped in on my way OUT of the house. Little fucker.

The burrito mention made me expect the twist would be you pooped yourself.

Burritos

[Kara]

Came home and chemically induced sleep.

Party hard.