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Barry Egan

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I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:57:22 PM »


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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2014, 09:58:06 PM »
It fucking begins.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2014, 09:59:04 PM »
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2014, 10:32:07 PM »
I went to Macy's for xmas shopping today and heard Disclosure :rock
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Kara

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2014, 01:26:53 AM »
Fucking stoked as hell for my first Christmas utterly alone. :rock Where should I go to die get away from you fucking assholes? (That's a pejorative you, not specifically directed at you Boreans.) Does Vegas suck as much at Christmas as it does at New Year's? Maybe I can go to a national forest / park where it snows and die of hypothermia.

Or I could just go get Chinese food. That's one Jewish stereotype I haven't crossed off my list yet.

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 01:29:10 AM »
Paul McCartney is going to burn in hell for all eternity for that song.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2014, 01:29:24 AM »
Quote from: Vularai on November 04, 2014, 01:26:53 AM
Fucking stoked as hell for my first Christmas utterly alone. :rock Where should I go to die get away from you fucking assholes? (That's a pejorative you, not specifically directed at you Boreans.) Does Vegas suck as much at Christmas as it does at New Year's? Maybe I can go to a national forest / park where it snows and die of hypothermia.

Or I could just go get Chinese food. That's one Jewish stereotype I haven't crossed off my list yet.

Just stay home and drink yourself into a coma.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2014, 01:42:02 AM »
GOAT Christmas song.
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Kara

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2014, 01:43:27 AM »
Quote from: king of the internet on November 04, 2014, 01:29:24 AM
Just stay home and drink yourself into a coma.

It's fucking Christmas, why would I do what I do every Tuesday through Sunday? :mindblown
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2014, 01:46:41 AM »
Quote from: Vularai on November 04, 2014, 01:43:27 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on November 04, 2014, 01:29:24 AM
Just stay home and drink yourself into a coma.

It's fucking Christmas, why would I do what I do every Tuesday through Sunday? :mindblown

Because it's just another meaningless day. :goty
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Kara

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2014, 01:48:12 AM »
I did get fucking trashed on Halloween and that's an actual legit holiday. :larry
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Atramental

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 01:50:05 AM »
Kara, if you get ahold of some ketamine let me know.

Edit: it's late and I'm talking nonsense again. G'night.
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Kara

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 01:53:53 AM »
The only k-hole you're going to be in is Church, buddy boy. :shaq
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Eric P

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2014, 04:29:57 AM »
Hulu started serving christmas themed pet advertisements to us back in October.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2014, 08:44:09 AM »
Rolled. :noah
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 09:00:09 AM »




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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 09:25:30 AM »
It's interesting that Malek magically appeared shortly after this thread was created.

going on 3 years without hearing this trash
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 09:37:45 AM »
Quote from: Esch on November 04, 2014, 09:30:46 AM
holly jolly christmas

Written by Johnny Marks, who was Jewish.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2014, 10:52:27 AM »
i love x-mas. the holidays own.
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reckt

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2014, 10:53:18 AM »
I love Christmas music (Annie Lennox Christmas album is wonderful).
But that "Wonderful Christmastime" song is so bad it practically undoes everything good Paul ever did.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2014, 12:33:04 PM »
I don't have a problem with Christmas.
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Brehvolution

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2014, 12:41:25 PM »
Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 04, 2014, 09:38:24 AM
Just remember, jesus was crucified for this.

Born on Christmas and crucified for a song about Christmas.  :lawd
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2014, 01:25:37 PM »
:bow:bow2

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2014, 01:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2014, 09:25:30 AM
It's interesting that Malek magically appeared shortly after this thread was created.

It's the song that keeps on giving causing pain.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2014, 02:50:05 PM »
The Santastic Four Xmas stuff is okay, but I'd rather just put on Loreena McKennit or instrumental folk.
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2014, 04:15:35 PM »
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2014, 01:54:31 AM »
Quote from: Vularai on November 04, 2014, 01:26:53 AM
Or I could just go get Chinese food. That's one Jewish stereotype I haven't crossed off my list yet.
I heartily recommend it. My family does it every year.
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I'm a Puppy!

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2014, 02:12:14 AM »
yall always welcome to come spend the holidays with Puppy and Fam. Food, games fun and the sex is totally optional

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2014, 11:48:45 PM »
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 05, 2014, 02:12:14 AM
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Kara

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2014, 01:14:25 PM »
My docs already starting. :shaq2

Doc 1 (or 2): *lowers voice* Karakand, I'm worried about you with the holidays coming up. Are you going to be OK?



First of all, unless these walls are paper thin or the room is bugged--which is illegal without my consent in California FYI asshole--can we drop the sotto voce, doc? We're already in camera, this seems gratuitous. :neogaf

Secondly, what the fuck are you going to do about it? Invite me to the ol' doc fam holiday? No, you're not. So stop throwing this shit on me like I'm supposed to give a fuck because I don't. :bolo

Tertius, if virtually every death is a statistic, do you really think I'm going to add to that ignominy by offing myself during the holidays, which from my understanding sees a statistical spike in suicides / attempted suicides? :comeon

Lastly, let's be real here doc. If I wasn't going to be OK, would that actually be a downgrade from my current state? :heh
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Kara

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2014, 02:24:49 PM »
Throwing shade on my psychiatrist by conspicuously avoiding a namedrop. :whew
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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2014, 02:53:12 PM »


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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I thought I was going shopping, but instead I was
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2014, 07:06:32 AM »
Quote from: Vularai on November 25, 2014, 01:14:25 PM
My docs already starting. :shaq2

Doc 1 (or 2): *lowers voice* Karakand, I'm worried about you with the holidays coming up. Are you going to be OK?



First of all, unless these walls are paper thin or the room is bugged--which is illegal without my consent in California FYI asshole--can we drop the sotto voce, doc? We're already in camera, this seems gratuitous. :neogaf

Secondly, what the fuck are you going to do about it? Invite me to the ol' doc fam holiday? No, you're not. So stop throwing this shit on me like I'm supposed to give a fuck because I don't. :bolo

Tertius, if virtually every death is a statistic, do you really think I'm going to add to that ignominy by offing myself during the holidays, which from my understanding sees a statistical spike in suicides / attempted suicides? :comeon

Lastly, let's be real here doc. If I wasn't going to be OK, would that actually be a downgrade from my current state? :heh
I didn't make an appointment this week solely to avoid a somewhat similar situation concerning Thansgiving. And I'm sure I'll cancel an appointment in late December too.

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