i met a beautiful girl last night

[recursivelyenumerable]

your hair is amazing, she said.

yes, i said. yes it is.

i wish i had hair like that, she said.

let not the sin of envy besmirch your fair countenance, i admonished. be content with your lot in life; our heavenly father has chosen it for you.

[toku]

You were talking to yourself in the mirror weren't you?

[Human Snorenado]

You were talking to yourself in the mirror weren't you?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'll cop to being pretty lousy at biblical pastiche. I initially meant to do a few KJV searches for reference but I'm posting from my phone and ultimately couldn't be bothered. With that one caveat I stand by my post.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic.  :'(

[Joe Molotov]

Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic.  :'(

Thread backfire 

[nudemacusers]

Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic.  :'(

wow i am embarrassed to have met you

you do have nice hair tho 





btw i'm in this rainy-ass state now so if you need a wingman for help scooping up rich asian cougars just light the signal 

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's ok, I'm confident I'm just ahead of my time here. This thread will be vindicated by posterity. I regret nothing.

[nudemacusers]

maybe i was hoping that I could use you as a shield for finding rich asian cougars of my own? did you ever think of that? :'(

[recursivelyenumerable]

#notyourshield