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Van Cruncheon

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fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:09:51 PM »


this image alone justifies the thread.  :gladbron

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2014, 05:35:43 PM »
if demi complains, i'll buy him off. this is my SPORT.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 05:43:40 PM »
"oh look at me i'm an elitist who has to elevate women all the time herp a derp"

Guess what, sometimes something bad happens to you and you want to sit down and write a hundred-page diatribe against women.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 05:56:07 PM »
You have my neckbeard.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2014, 06:00:21 PM »
 :fbm

Brehvolution

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2014, 07:37:17 PM »
If you looked up 'L' in the dictionary, you would see that picture.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2014, 07:57:56 PM »
I'm down with you fuckin' my purty mouf, but gamergate talk is kind of a turn off tbh.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2014, 08:08:46 PM »
Looks like yall couldn't think of a positive portrayal of a nerd in the gaming media in 10 seconds
 :bolo
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 08:26:26 PM »
I just want to play videogames.

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2014, 08:35:27 PM »
is the λ meant as a Half-Life reference, a λ-calculus/anonymous function reference, a "Revenge of the Nerds" reference, or ... ?
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Dickie Dee

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2014, 08:57:36 PM »
should've been β
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Joe Molotov

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2014, 10:56:37 PM »
Looks like yall couldn't think of a positive portrayal of a nerd in the gaming media in 10 seconds
 :bolo

Matthew Broderick in Wargames. :bolo
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2014, 12:17:35 AM »
should've been β
pack up your shit, crunchy; this thread is over.

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2014, 01:00:38 AM »
can i still be paid off anyway, theres a lot of games coming out soon
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2014, 02:11:19 AM »
The final battle for logic and reason

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2014, 03:20:04 AM »
(Image removed from quote.)

Though some people are specifically burdened or privileged by spelling ability.

Also is this supposed to be about nerds or gamers?

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2014, 11:01:38 AM »
No, no, we're done talking about it.

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2014, 03:10:10 PM »
http://www.reaxxion.com/1287/welcome-to-reaxxion

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Roosh is publisher of Reaxxion. He created it to provide a safe space for gamers who support #gamergate.

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We won’t tell you to go to the gym and live in Eastern Europe to sleep with thin women, behaviors that I currently engage in.

:neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2014, 03:27:10 AM »
I am expecting the last one to change for men sooner later.

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2014, 04:35:27 AM »
also, do people not realize that most everyone who works in media is a giant nerd  ??? ???
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Barry Egan

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2014, 05:36:32 AM »
ugh this post was terrible
« Last Edit: November 14, 2014, 07:41:56 AM by Barry Egan »

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2014, 05:43:32 PM »
Looks like yall couldn't think of a positive portrayal of a nerd in the gaming media in 10 seconds
 :bolo

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Sorry, I can't even say that with a straight face. :fbm

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2014, 11:28:34 PM »
http://www.reaxxion.com/1287/welcome-to-reaxxion

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Roosh is publisher of Reaxxion. He created it to provide a safe space for gamers who support #gamergate.

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We won’t tell you to go to the gym and live in Eastern Europe to sleep with thin women, behaviors that I currently engage in.

:neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf

Well, at least the guy isn't beating around the bush with that "ethics in games journalism" ruse and admits Gamergate is all about anti-social-progressivism.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2014, 01:56:52 AM »
I simply refuse to believe that's real. The long introduction reeks of a troll, especially the part about his brother enlightening him on the artistic advancements gaming had made.
:heh

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2014, 12:22:41 PM »
I simply refuse to believe that's real. The long introduction reeks of a troll, especially the part about his brother enlightening him on the artistic advancements gaming had made.
:heh

I dunno about that, I think this guy's legit:



http://www.rooshv.com/the-busted-dudes-test
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The Western man is faced with a lot of choices on where to spend his extended vacations. There are too many countries and too many conflicting reports. One guy says England is a fuck fest while another says the girls are cows. One guy says the Dominican Republic is prostitute-central while another says it’s cheap and fun. If you’re looking to stay in a place for a short while, how do you decide?

I’ve lived abroad for a total of two years now and have finally discovered the only quality you need to look for when deciding where to stay:

Is it common to see a busted guy with a pretty girl on his arm?

That’s all I look for now. If within my first day in a country I see pretty girls with busted dudes who aren’t decked out in Hugo Boss or gold jewelry, I know the country will be good to me because that means the sexual market is skewed in the man’s favor. It means I can get a girl much prettier than I am handsome in shorter time periods, possibly without having to even use game. Not only that, but the country will be cheap, because if it was “rich” then those pretty girls would be going out with guys who were wearing the Hugo Boss and gold bling.

In America, I rarely see busted dudes with hot girls. It happens once every six months. It’s actually sad how common I see decent-looking men with hogs.

In Denmark, I never saw a busted dude with a hot girl. Not once. Girls there always were able to move up in terms of attractiveness while guys moved down.

In Iceland, the guys sometimes had to date down, but it was more common for couples to be equally attractive.

In Argentina and Colombia, the level of attractiveness was mostly equal. Good looking girls were with good-looking guys, though sometimes I did see weird mullet dudes with hotties.

In Brazil, girls were prettier than the guys. Too many times I saw busted dudes or straight-up dorks with model-looking girls.

In Poland, girls are also prettier than the guys. That balding Polish guy I saw yesterday with zero style, a fanny pack, and a Sloth face had a nice girl that everyone reading right now would wife up.

Out of the above list, do you want to guess the two countries where I pulled an amazing girl within my first week? I’m talking about girls who just about blew away any girl I happened to meet in the previous year. Don’t think too hard now.

Brazil and Poland. Day five and day three, respectively.

In Brazil I look like a native while in Poland I look exotic, but my appearance is only a minor factor when compared to the fact that women in those countries don’t have a good selection of men. For two months in Denmark I banged the ugliest chicks I have in years, and then I get off the plane in Poland and right away slept with a beautiful girl who did everything to please me. I struggled like a dog in Argentina and then slept with the most beautiful girl I ever have in my life not even a week in Rio. Things like my game, style, and so on have their effects, but the power of the local dating market is such that it’s possible to hear stories of regular guys spending two weeks in Brazil and meeting the most amazing women they have in their lives. But in Denmark? Ireland? Australia? Yeah, right.

How about other countries?

Spain and Italy. Beautiful girls, but equally handsome men. Hard to date up. Men are known for visiting whorehouses, especially in Spain, which is not a good sign.

Belgium, Austria, Germany. Power shifted towards sloppy, feminist women. You will have to date down or equal to your level.

Russia, Ukraine, Romania, Bulgaria, Balkans. Busted dudes with pretty girls. You can date up up up.

Thailand, Philippines. Average-looking girls but nonexistent male competition. You can date up.

Game doesn’t help a whole lot if there is a surplus of dudes and a shortage of beautiful girls. You’ll do what I did in Denmark and waste it on 5s and 6s for one-night stands that make you feel shitty the next day. You’ll do what I have done in Washington DC and carry the Britannica of game on your back just to get with 7s. Please don’t repeat my mistakes and spend months or years in places where the environment is working against you every time you walk out the door.

You can even use the busted dudes test within your own country to pick which city to live in. While Washington DC is horribly tilted against men, how about New York City, Austin, or Charlotte? If your only determinant of where to live is the “job market,” your dick is going to hate you.

To pick a place worth staying, all you need to use in your eyes. Look at the couples holding hands and give each person a 1-10 rating. If the girl ratings are higher than the guys, it’s time to search for an apartment and stay for as long as you can, even if it’s just for a weekend or two.

When I was younger and more insecure, I’d get jealous that busted dudes were with pretty girls. I used to resent the fact that he got a chance to move up, but not anymore. Now when I see an ugly dude with a girl I’d fuck, I smile, because he’s a sign that I can get a girl much prettier than I am handsome with a fraction of the effort. If all those regular local dudes can date up, that means I can do the same.

:dead

His blog is a goldmine for this kinda stuff.
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Steve Contra

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2014, 12:41:02 PM »
I simply refuse to believe that's real. The long introduction reeks of a troll, especially the part about his brother enlightening him on the artistic advancements gaming had made.
:heh
Roosh?  The return of the Kings guy?  He's totally for real.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2014, 09:03:05 PM »
oh it's real, but the site is so lazily put together, even by dregs-of-the-internet standards, that it's hard to believe roosh takes this particular opportunistic brainfart of a project very seriously, it's like his equivalent of a recursivelyenumerable thread on thebore.com.
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2014, 03:14:49 AM »


Oh my god. What a clown car driving spunk sock.

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2014, 03:00:48 PM »
Phase 1: Cut a hole in a box...
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Joe Molotov

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2014, 04:24:03 PM »
But for God's sake, don't give up on your important work on Operation Baby Seal or your crusade against Gawker!
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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2014, 05:43:29 PM »


Oh my god. What a clown car driving spunk sock.

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Re: fuck yo purty mouf: we still talkin' bout gamergate.
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2014, 05:57:08 PM »