"i don't like mens no more! I said I like womennnn! women women ahhhwomennnn"

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Catholics are whatever. Never met a religious Catholic.

Then you have never met a Latin american.

[Phoenix Dark]

Nah. Maybe their moms but in terms of every day interactions/associates/friends/etc, not one.

[toku]

PD bout to learn the hard way when he goes raw in some chica and she doesn't do any any kind of birth control or plan b.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD bout to learn the hard way when he goes raw in some chica and she doesn't do any any kind of birth control or plan b.

gotta find some that fux with niccas first

[Barry Egan]

is there an updated link to the video in the op?  I want to watch it again  :'(

[CatsCatsCats]

It went a Pentecostal church once with an ex. It was uncomfortable at best.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nah. Maybe their moms but in terms of every day interactions/associates/friends/etc, not one.

Ha ha...bust raw in one...see what happens. Oh to be so myopic in this world as my friend PD....I'd give a kidney for that shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

yall are busting raw in random chicks?

fuckouttahere lmao

[Yeti]

pd still knows more about black cawk tho

that brotherly bonding over bbc videos

[Am_I_Anonymous]

yall are busting raw in random chicks?

fuckouttahere lmao

Yeah I did...I question if you bust at all sometimes, my friend.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea...no. I'm not about that raw life. Not risking my paycheck for 18 years over something that stupid.

[Human Snorenado]

I've gone in raw a couple times with randos (mostly back in college when I was drunk or whatever) and still always had the presence of mind to pull that shit out and spurt somewhere where the result wouldn't be a fucking baby. (Yes I know women can still get preggers that way)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I've gone in raw a couple times with randos (mostly back in college when I was drunk or whatever) and still always had the presence of mind to pull that shit out and spurt somewhere where the result wouldn't be a fucking baby. (Yes I know women can still get preggers that way)

That is what I did....got lucky

[Phoenix Dark]

I've gone raw with someone on the pill but even that wasn't a good idea, as I detailed last month.

[toku]

I've gone raw with someone on the pill but even that wasn't a good idea, as I detailed last month.

?!?

[Joe Molotov]

He went in raw and he came out raw too. 

[Verdigris Murder]

Esch,

You're a pretty intelligent poster. But let's face it, your IQ is like a beetle with downs (downs girls look like knock off J-gf's) which is why there are clusters of downs (young) women in certain Amrican states (due in part to serious inbreeding shenanigans) but said clusters enable said  US dudes too poor, lazy or Amercian (subjective term) to get a flight to Tokyo, but to still fuck an almost Japanese looking female, but with a shorter life-span ofc. And that's actually really healthy.

[Joe Molotov]

[Verdigris Murder]

But what do the faces mean? Without context.

[Positive Touch]

look at all that butthurt

[Phoenix Dark]

Esch,

You're a pretty intelligent poster. But let's face it, your IQ is like a beetle with downs (downs girls look like knock off J-gf's) which is why there are clusters of downs (young) women in certain Amrican states (due in part to serious inbreeding shenanigans) but said clusters enable said  US dudes too poor, lazy or Amercian (subjective term) to get a flight to Tokyo, but to still fuck an almost Japanese looking female, but with a shorter life-span ofc. And that's actually really healthy.

[Barry Egan]

Raperman obsesses over posters he feels threatened by like no one else on the bore.  Drinky was absolutely right in drawing a comparison to Green Shinobi in his heyday.

[Phoenix Dark]

He must be Pakistani

[Verdigris Murder]

Raperman obsesses over posters he feels threatened by like no one else on the bore.  Drinky was absolutely right in drawing a comparison to Green Shinobi in his heyday.

Just let it go Barry. I've had enough. If you don't want me to post here anymore, all it needs is ZephyrFates views, and if I agree with them, I'll leave.

[Supermanisdead]

does this work

asking for a friend

[Kara]

I wasn't going to post in this thread because a full account of my religious history would probably get me demoted at Elders of Zion HQ and I'm already junior grade there, but since y'all was throwing shade on Calvinists I'd just like to say that my Calvinist stint was by far my most interesting stint of the many stints I did before I embraced the one true science of Marxism-Leninism and I had fucking Haredi relatives (by marriage).

I look forward to tapping into the old Calvinist memory banks when I retire to Helvetica to drink absinthe and be misanthropic 24/7.

[Phoenix Dark]

I could never find a way to troll Calvinists, back when I was religious. The obvious ploy - "if salvation is strictly an issue of predetermination, how do you know you're saved?" - didn't work because they'd just say "I know I'm saved" no matter what. Jehovah's Witnesses pull the same shit.

I was once trapped in a car on a trip from Detroit to Chicago, during which my dad and his Calvinist friend debated for hours. That was like the double tap shot that completely killed my already 90% dead religious self.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I could never find a way to troll Calvinists, back when I was religious. The obvious ploy - "if salvation is strictly an issue of predetermination, how do you know you're saved?" - didn't work because they'd just say "I know I'm saved" no matter what. Jehovah's Witnesses pull the same shit.

I was once trapped in a car on a trip from Detroit to Chicago, during which my dad and his Calvinist friend debated for hours. That was like the double tap shot that completely killed my already 90% dead religious self.

Can I ask how you think this is any worse than a Free-wheeling southern baptist taking an hour of my time on a flight to tell me that even though I probably did some really bad shit (because I'm black) that if I get saved I am going to heaven? Then following with "we should kill all the arabs" 

I never wanted to choke a guy out so bad in my life.

[Phoenix Dark]

I could never find a way to troll Calvinists, back when I was religious. The obvious ploy - "if salvation is strictly an issue of predetermination, how do you know you're saved?" - didn't work because they'd just say "I know I'm saved" no matter what. Jehovah's Witnesses pull the same shit.

I was once trapped in a car on a trip from Detroit to Chicago, during which my dad and his Calvinist friend debated for hours. That was like the double tap shot that completely killed my already 90% dead religious self.

Can I ask how you think this is any worse than a Free-wheeling southern baptist taking an hour of my time on a flight to tell me that even though I probably did some really bad shit (because I'm black) that if I get saved I am going to heaven? Then following with "we should kill all the arabs" 

I never wanted to choke a guy out so bad in my life.

There's at least a choice involved on a micro level; you learn the truth and accept it or don't. Macro level you're fucked if you live in some secluded area that hasn't been reached by Christianity, or if you're a firm believer of another religion because you were raised that way. I think predetermination is worse because it trivializes everything - after all, if random people are born saved, what's the point of your religion? So you get a bunch of smug assholes acting like they won the lottery, with no ticket.

At least even shitty Baptists put some effort in to save others. Calvinists are like

[Brehvolution]

Predestination is the most dangerous thought in America. Especially if you aren't jewish.

[Phoenix Dark]

trolling Jews

the looks they'd get when I said "well technically none of you are going to Heaven."

and then before being called an anti-Semite I'd explain the kingdom of heaven would be created on earth for them, whereas Gentiles will be in the clouds. Then they'd look relieved - whether it was at the prospect of not being damned afterall, or the thought of segregated paradise, I'm not sure.


@karakand

[Joe Molotov]

But what do the faces mean? Without context.

They be like "Oooh, she's serving face."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Predestination is the most dangerous thought in America. Especially if you aren't jewish.

  Oh do go on.....

[Kara]

I could never find a way to troll Calvinists, back when I was religious. The obvious ploy - "if salvation is strictly an issue of predetermination, how do you know you're saved?" - didn't work because they'd just say "I know I'm saved" no matter what. Jehovah's Witnesses pull the same shit.

I was once trapped in a car on a trip from Detroit to Chicago, during which my dad and his Calvinist friend debated for hours. That was like the double tap shot that completely killed my already 90% dead religious self.

The son of the leader of the Calvinist church I went to was involved in an extramarital affair and was like, "I'm elect, who gives a shit? "

[Brehvolution]

Predestination is the most dangerous thought in America. Especially if you aren't jewish.

(Image removed from quote.)  Oh do go on.....

The son of the leader of the Calvinist church I went to was involved in an extramarital affair and was like, "I'm elect, who gives a shit? "

.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Shit man, I've heard other preachers say that shit....

[recursivelyenumerable]

absinthe

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[Steve Contra]

I could never find a way to troll Calvinists, back when I was religious. The obvious ploy - "if salvation is strictly an issue of predetermination, how do you know you're saved?" - didn't work because they'd just say "I know I'm saved" no matter what. Jehovah's Witnesses pull the same shit.

I was once trapped in a car on a trip from Detroit to Chicago, during which my dad and his Calvinist friend debated for hours. That was like the double tap shot that completely killed my already 90% dead religious self.

The son of the leader of the Calvinist church I went to was involved in an extramarital affair and was like, "I'm elect, who gives a shit? "

Hey, gotta respect that religious swag.

This is the first time I've heard of a calvinist, but the whole I'm going to heaven anyway exists in islam. It's something like as long as you're muslim, you'll end up in heaven. If you have committed too many sins, you'll burn in hell for a while then go to heaven. Not sure if it's just wahhabism, but that's what I kept hearing. Also if Allah just doesn't like your guts you're going to hell forever no matter what good you did, and if he likes, you can be a rapist but welcome to heaven. It's just as confusing of a message as any religions, really.

There are two distinct strains of Calvinism, one where your life on earth reflects whether or not your elect or reprobate, so being a crass sinner is seen as you being in the wrong and burning in hell (although of course this could not be the case, god may have other plans for you) where living a good li life means you *might* be elect, but then again you might burn in hell.  This calvinism causes serious crisises, so lazy people just interpreted it as being either you're elect or not, and whatever, I'm elect.

[Steve Contra]

(also that's a pretty big simplification, and predestination is way more complicated and debated than that)

[Joe Molotov]

But how bout that black man jumping around because he'd been cured of gayness, tho.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

But how bout that black man jumping around because he'd been cured of gayness, tho.

Tip: Black people will say they got cured of just about anything for 50 bucks and a chance to be on camera.

[Madrun Badrun]

Wait, you're suppose to get paid once they cure you?  Where is my 50$?

[chronovore]

But how bout that black man jumping around because he'd been cured of gayness, tho.

If he was really cured of gayness, he'd have shed that tie and shirt immediately.

Mormon's are great for the most part.  I disagree with lots of what the church promotes, but they're good people, really friendly (outside of the deeply entrenched small town Utah/Idaho ones).

Mormons are generally friendly enough, but it's hard to take it seriously when one reads how much of a questionable character Joseph Smith was, even before he claimed he found magic plates that God made him promise not to show anyone else. I have met only one truly messed up jackass Mormon, and he couched his racist, homophobic agenda at God's feet, and given the chance he would let anyone not of the church be eaten by wild dogs while speculating that they'd brought it on themselves.

Then there was the slaughter of emigrants in the Mountain Meadows Massacre, because they thought their sanctuary was threatened, so it would be easier to slaughter over a hundred men, women, and children.

Anyway, yeah, fanatically charged new religions -- I'm not a fan.

[HiResDes]

Pentecostal service is the fucking worst, at least when I had to pretend to be Catholic mass was only like 90 minute of organized sacraments that you could sleepwalk your way through...Sitting next to a husky women with a big hat that keeps bumping into you every time she screams YES LORD! AMEN! GOD IS GOOD! while you're trying to sleep in the pew on the low is infuriating.

[nudemacusers]

attend assembly of god church as a kid brehs

[Pickles the Firecat]

I wish the west coast had more traditional batshit religious representation. All we have are Scientologists and 20 person communes worshiping the fertility goddess within us all

[Yeti]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhlR9tN83xR482OvBI

[Phoenix Dark]

Go to medical school online brehs

[nudemacusers]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhlR9tN83xR482OvBI

a church pulling a scam!?? my heavens what is this world coming to!

[Supermanisdead]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhlR9tN83xR482OvBI

"look at my cellphone, i used it to speak to this fake gay"

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhlR9tN83xR482OvBI

"some wonder if it was all for show"

[Himu]

http://nahadaily.com/articles/im-gay-guy-arrested-soliciting-male-man/

[Barry Egan]

"The devil snuck up on me and put that man in my mouth, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like women” Said Andrew to policemen after making bail posted by his Church’s pastor.

[I'm a Puppy!]

as a wise man once said, you can't run away from the gay. The gay works out.