Who's next?
- Bill Nye - practicing satanist, attends blood rituals
- Bob Saget - serial killer
- Raffi - pedophile
- Wishbone - mauled a child, put down
- Captain Kangaroo - involved in war crimes in Cambodia
- Jerry Clower - hardcore racist, member of KKK
- Angela Lansbury - IRA bomber
- LeVar Burton - actually illiterate
- John Stamos - organ trafficking
- Lucy Lawless - anti-semite