Thanksgiving 2014 : The Fattening

[Eschaton]

What a time to be alive. Pick 5.

[Human Snorenado]

Last year I apologized to an Indian (as in the subcontinent) friend by saying, "Sorry about the smallpox blankets thing"



We gonna eat this year tho, doing it right with a maple bourbon turkey and all sorts of other god tier side dishes and shit

[Shino]

Fuzzy Cat is not amused

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Last year I apologized to an Indian (as in the subcontinent) friend by saying, "Sorry about the smallpox blankets thing"

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Ha Ha!

My pops use to say "white people will apologize while they beat your ass, I never could make any sense of that"

[Himu]

I'm looking forward to eating dirty rice if it's there. But mostly stuffing, green beans and yams. I'm not looking forward to the turkey, as I don't want to be a willing participant in the death of 50 million birds, but considering that my family will have slaved over cooking it with sweat, love, and tears, and the fact that the bird will be dead anyways, it makes sense to not make it go to waste, unfortunately, and it would feel disrespectful to NOT eat it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I can't wait to make the mashed potatoes for the family. I'm the only one entrusted with the recipe and my grandma is cognitively  falling off so it's my contribution now

You got off easy. We had our thanksgiving early this year and it always goes the same fucking way.

"Baby I got the food, you get the table ready"

"Baby I need you to go to the store for cranberries"

"Baby, I forgot to get rolls"

"Babe can you put the turkey in the oven"

"Baby can you take the turkey out of the oven"

"Stop eating already, people ain't even here yet"

"You really think you need a gin already?"

"Can you help uncle Felton with his car, he parking stupid again"

etc.

[Himu]

I want my grandma to teach me how to make her orange salad.

[Brehvolution]

Green bean casserole

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Actually come to think of it I'm pretty sure I can make everything that hits the table except for my dad's chorizo stuffing and that turkey prep. He's very secretive.

Gonna have to steal that

Man I wanted to deep fry a turkey again this year but my wife keeps telling me no. Almost kill yourself once trying it in college and have a wife brehs.....

[Himu]

Green bean casserole

i need to petition to make this.

[Human Snorenado]

One thing I love about Thanksgiving is that no one tries to give me shade for enjoying the fuck out of carby, starchy, gluten filled goodness. You do that you can fuck right off.

[Brehvolution]

Green bean casserole

i need to petition to make this.

It's green beans, a can of cream o' mushroom, and french fried onions on top. It's so simple.

[Himu]

Green bean casserole

i need to petition to make this.

It's green beans, a can of cream o' mushroom, and french fried onions on top. It's so simple.

Really. I thought it was more elaborate because it's so delicious.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Oh I gotta tell this shit since we already had our thanksgiving (I gotta work out of state weds-sunday)

We got two peeps in our family that love to beef with each other....Charles, my wife's mooch as brother (31) and Felton my mother in laws mooch ass brother (he's 61 I think)....it's like oil and water these two. So here is the scene

21 of us eating dinner between kids and adults, everybody having fun and laughing then this out of nowhere....

Charles "Let me get some more gravy"

Felton "Nicca ask nicely, this ain't prison"

Charles "I ain't never been to prison, stop bullshittin"

Felton "Well you should be due to all your con artist type schemes man"

Charles "Like you got shit to say, you wanna do this again this year, old man"

Felton "I'll knock you senseless young blood, you and them stupid clothes you wearing"

Charles "Man like that chuck woolery 1988 suit you rockin is clean"

Me "lols"

Mother in law "that's enough out of you two, enough"

Felton "Fine sis but you need to get that son of yours in check, he stupid"

Charles "That's it man, we doing this right now"  (walks outside)

Mother in law goes over and locks the door "Okay then, so honey how was your prom?"

[toku]

I have a really small family family (me, my sister, my mother) and an extended family that we either don't really talk to or are all across the globe. We don't do Thanksgiving.

[Brehvolution]

I don't have to do shit this year.

I've done the turkey for 5 straight years and I'll kind of miss doing it this year.

The prep
Rubbing down the breast
The basting 
The carving   
 

[Mr. Gundam]

Going to Nebraska for Thanksgiving with my in-laws.

LOTS OF HAM BALLS OH YEAH.

[TakingBackSunday]

Why can't I choose stuffing five times

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Vote is confirming what I always suspected. Nobody really fucks with glazed ham like that. Everyone just takes a slice and is like meh. I got a good idea for it this year tho. Gonna make a dry rub paste of pineapple, five spice and hoisin sauce.

Ham....

 

[king of the internet]

Booze

[TakingBackSunday]

Ham is good but I usually don't have any until the next day.  I've just had too much turkey  before then.  Cold ham sandwiches

[Great Rumbler]

I can almost taste that stuffing drenched in brown gravy already. 

[D3RANG3D]

>No Cornish game hen option

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/caclife

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm still eating turkey from our thanksgiving.

I'm telling you all....torpedo roll, mashed potatoes, stuffing, turkey, and a bit of gravy and you got a bomb ass sandwich brehs. Don't even doubt it.

[D3RANG3D]

>No Cornish game hen option

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/caclife

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For Thanksgiving?  How many are you gonna make?


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Cornish game hen is superior to turkey.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

>No Cornish game hen option

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/caclife

[close]

For Thanksgiving?  How many are you gonna make?


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Cornish game hen is superior to turkey.

[Eel O'Brian]

Green bean casserole

i need to petition to make this.

It's green beans, a can of cream o' mushroom, and french fried onions on top. It's so simple.

Really. I thought it was more elaborate because it's so delicious.

Try Campbell's roasted garlic cream of mushroom soup, and a tablespoon of soy sauce. So savory, mmmmm.

[D3RANG3D]

Cornish game hen is superior to turkey.

Yeah, and you gonna make 16 of them (Image removed from quote.)

That's what caclife is all about.

[nudemacusers]

i'm gonna fast in memory of all the massacred turkeys whose lives were unjustly taken from them.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i'm gonna fast in memory of all the massacred turkeys whose lives were unjustly taken from them.

Do you pray after you eat chipotle?

[sarslip]

conscientious objector from voting until gravy becomes a given. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Kind of sad my brother's not gonna be there this year. Like he's a tool but I'm going to miss him nonetheless. The blackhearted bastard

If you're down some peeps next year I got a couple of dudes I'll pay to fly out your way.

[Brehvolution]

Green bean casserole

i need to petition to make this.

It's green beans, a can of cream o' mushroom, and french fried onions on top. It's so simple.

Really. I thought it was more elaborate because it's so delicious.

Try Campbell's roasted garlic cream of mushroom soup, and a tablespoon of soy sauce. So savory, mmmmm.

Also use frozen or fresh green beans not that canned mushy shit.

[Steve Contra]

Spending Thanksgiving on a friend's huge ranch in Mexico

[toku]

Spending Thanksgiving on a friend's huge ranch in Mexico

This sounds awesome.

[Joe Molotov]

[Himu]

STAR WAR VII TRAILER ON FRIDAY BEST THANKSGIVING EVER

[Human Snorenado]

STAR WAR VII TRAILER ON FRIDAY BEST THANKSGIVING EVER

No shit!?!

Yup

[chronovore]

I’m going to a local place in the mid-afternoon, eating like a mad freak until early evening, then entering FOOD COMA with movies until the following morning. My first USA Thanksgiving in maybe 10 years.

[Beezy]

You guys really only make traditional Thanksgiving food? My family makes everything that they have time for. This includes all types of chicken, fish, lasagna, etc.

[Cheddahz]

After last Thanksgiving, this one has to be an improvement (I invited my dad to celebrate Thanksgiving with my mom and I and my mom had invited a few of her friends as well and he told me later that he was "uncomfortable" that there was a black person there)

Can't wait to enter a food coma though

[Mr. Nobody]

Turkey, ham, stuffing, mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, apple pie

 











Collard greens   

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Turkey, ham, stuffing, mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, apple pie

 











Collard greens   

Mustard greens, son.

[Mr. Nobody]

Turkey, ham, stuffing, mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, apple pie

 











Collard greens   

Mustard greens, son.

My mother's only gonna cook collards. I'll just do what I usually do and drown them in vinegar or hot sauce.

Collard greens   

From the south, doesn't like collard greens, eats wendy's pulled pork (Image removed from quote.)

Hey, I only had that sandwich 3 times! Leave me alone 

[Brehvolution]

I'm off until Monday and don't get on forums much at home so Happy Thanksgiving to you all and see you boritos in December. 

[Himu]

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-gross-thanksgiving-foods-your-grandparents-ate-we-tested/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

[fistfulofmetal]

family isn't doing thanksgiving this year apparently. girlfriend is going to her grandma's which is over an hour away, i have to work that night so it means eating fishsticks in my apt lol

but she's gonna bring me leftovers the next day

[tiesto]

You guys really only make traditional Thanksgiving food? My family makes everything that they have time for. This includes all types of chicken, fish, lasagna, etc.

Of course we have our own things, but the traditional things are all still there, albeit with a twist.

Might have to rub some garam masala on that turkey

I saw a tandoori turkey recipe once that sounded delicious, no way I'd be able to convince my family to try that though.

[Trent Dole]

Everyone that didn't vote for mashed potatoes is WRONG. Gonna eat lots of shit then go to work fat and intoxicated!

[Human Snorenado]

Sadly I gotta work from 8 at night until 3 in the morning on Thursday (work for a company with an international customer base, brehs) so I will be pretty much in a slow moving food coma the entire time. Fortunately I sit on my ass for my job but STILL.

[Kara]

Had to cancel my camping trip; got some nasty respiratory system bug that also clouds my judgment (Are you sure that's a symptom of this, or just your general state of being? -Ed.) and makes me dizzy as heck. Not really a good thing to take to a national forest that specifically warns you about it being mostly unmarked while it's cold. ON THE PLUS SIDE, I now know what I'm doing for Christmas. Smell ya later, Chinese food alone.

I doubt I'll even be well enough to scour the commune, which I presumably would have had the opportunity to do on Thanksgiving since I imagine hope pray my comrades have somewhere else to be besides here drinking ungodly amounts of cheap beer and making late night Del Taco runs while non compos mentis because 30 is the new 19 and I can remove this filth we live in without looking like a fucking square who gives a shit.

Speaking of Del Taco, I remember getting food from there once on a Thanksgiving so I think that's what I'll be eating this year for Turkey Day.

[Eel O'Brian]

[chronovore]

Jesus, dude. Look around for something local that's good to eat on Thanksgiving. That's what I'm doing.

[Kara]

If I can get myself out of bed I'll be hanging with a friend in the evening, I'm sure they'll force me to eat some leftovers they brought home in some futile gesture of #solidarity.

[Human Snorenado]

[Eel O'Brian]

You should probably tell someone not to use the roasted garlic cream of mushroom soup in their thanksgiving green bean casserole before it's in the oven on, you know, Thanksgiving morning

[lennedsay]

You should probably tell someone not to use the roasted garlic cream of mushroom soup in their thanksgiving green bean casserole before it's in the oven on, you know, Thanksgiving morning

No, that shit is the best in green bean casserole.

[Mr. Gundam]

Who needs food? Went to Beertopia after landing in Omaha yesterday.

Happy Thanksgiving. Tomorrow Guy is gonna wreck me.

[Huff]

Whelp I'm drunk

[Huff]

Need to sneak away from family and throw in a chaw