evilbore votes: saggy pants

[Van Cruncheon]

vote on this longstanding cultural contemptuousness, my suburban brothers 

[nudemacusers]

depends on what we mean by sag

are we talking below the assline

or the antifit modern denim style

this is important

[Van Cruncheon]

whatever style makes your grandparents say the most racist things

[Van Cruncheon]

never had a relative grouse about skinny jeans like they rage about "those saggy pants n*gg*rs"

[nudemacusers]

actually whining about skinny jeans is outdated, everyone is on that dropped crotch angst now



how angry does this make you from 1-10

but using van's criterion, i'm kinda with the 40 year olds. there should be a 'pants should fit properly' (maccac option).

[Himu]

actually whining about skinny jeans is outdated, everyone is on that dropped crotch angst now

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how angry does this make you from 1-10

but using van's criterion, i'm kinda with the 40 year olds. there should be a 'pants should fit properly' (maccac option).

11 if i cannot see a hint of bulge those pants are awful

[recursivelyenumerable]

they remind me how much of a PITA shopping for jeans that fit how I like is for me so 9999999999/10

[Phoenix Dark]

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[Raban]

I picked the dumbcac option because I'm a dumbcac I guess. the maximum irony of sagging pants is when men sag them and still wear a belt. what in the fuck is the belt good for if it's not holding your pants up?

[nudemacusers]

belts tie the whole look together

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i rarely wear belts

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[Kara]

My current dress belt is useless thanks to my Dachau diet but I have to wear it with slacks.

[StealthFan]

wheres the fleece johnson option?

[toku]

wait till old people start seeing dudes wearing manskirts

[nudemacusers]

yep. y'all thought floral print shirts were bad. you all thought leggings were a sign of the apocalypse. ain't nothin prep you for a full on skirtshionista.

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[Tasty]

actually whining about skinny jeans is outdated, everyone is on that dropped crotch angst now

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how angry does this make you from 1-10

but using van's criterion, i'm kinda with the 40 year olds. there should be a 'pants should fit properly' (maccac option).

These pants look dope as hell, fer real

[Himu]

yep. y'all thought floral print shirts were bad. you all thought leggings were a sign of the apocalypse. ain't nothin prep you for a full on skirtshionista.

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[Great Rumbler]

yep. y'all thought floral print shirts were bad. you all thought leggings were a sign of the apocalypse. ain't nothin prep you for a full on skirtshionista.

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[nudemacusers]

actually whining about skinny jeans is outdated, everyone is on that dropped crotch angst now

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how angry does this make you from 1-10

but using van's criterion, i'm kinda with the 40 year olds. there should be a 'pants should fit properly' (maccac option).

These pants look dope as hell, fer real

are you about that life tasty meat? do it up.

[Tasty]

actually whining about skinny jeans is outdated, everyone is on that dropped crotch angst now

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how angry does this make you from 1-10

but using van's criterion, i'm kinda with the 40 year olds. there should be a 'pants should fit properly' (maccac option).

These pants look dope as hell, fer real

are you about that life tasty meat? do it up.

Nah I wish but I recently started buying a bunch of prepcac stuff and my wardrobe is split enough already between that and nerd-chic t-shirts and hoodies.

[Joe Molotov]

Where's the booty warrior option?

[nudemacusers]

drop the nerdcac shit and go with the post apocalyptic streetgoth shit i mean duh

[chronovore]

For some reason I am more offended when I see someone's exposed briefs than when I see exposed boxers. What's up with that?

[lennedsay]

My mom used to bitch about dem saggy pants niccas, but then she went to a redneck Walmart (redundant) with a bunch of cacs with their asscracks hanging out. Now, she says she'd prefer all these cacs show their boxers like the baggy pants niccas.

[chronovore]

Oddly enough, I hadn't considered the ass crack option. This is especially strange considering I was confronted with white male ass crack inadvertently at a diner the other day. Maybe I'm just trying to block it out.

[toku]

My mom used to bitch about dem saggy pants niccas, but then she went to a redneck Walmart (redundant) with a bunch of cacs with their asscracks hanging out. Now, she says she'd prefer all these cacs show their boxers like the baggy pants niccas.

half the statement is what kinda boxers you wear

Polo draws for the stripclub
Calvin Klein for the nice club/bar

[chronovore]

What is ass-crack supposed to say?

[toku]

havent worn boxers in ages. i went to boxer-briefs and never looked back

breh, I bought some calvin boxer briefs this year and they're probably the best pair of underwear I own. They're like $18+ for like one but so worth it. I keep my hanes boxer briefs for everyday shit but the couple kliens for special occasions.

Still have boxers for laundry day/sweatpants off days though. Definitely recommend investing in some premium boxer briefs.

[nudemacusers]

brehs if you feel the mood to indulge you can peep a 2pk of hanro cotton essentials boxer briefs on amazon

[Raban]

yep. y'all thought floral print shirts were bad. you all thought leggings were a sign of the apocalypse. ain't nothin prep you for a full on skirtshionista.

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this is awesome. men definitely need to start wearing skirts.

[Huff]

Fuck pants. Shorts 4 lyfe

[Trent Dole]

yep. y'all thought floral print shirts were bad. you all thought leggings were a sign of the apocalypse. ain't nothin prep you for a full on skirtshionista.

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With the pale skin and blonde hair he looks like a gay nazi.

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[Great Rumbler]

Since this thread is also focused on the topic of the latest fashion trends:

[toku]

No

[naff]

the cac mac posted looks like a massive fukwit. manskirt can be kinda cute though imo



im much more into men wearing skirts than say tight drop crotch pants, it's a much more interesting fashion statement at least. can deal if it's very subtle and they're sweatpants or baggy (i have some cords that are slightly drop crotch, but in a v cozy non fuccboi way).

feel it's not my place to comment on og sag, but below the first quarter of your butt looks distinguished mentally-challenged to everyone outside the young go hards

for tasty http://www.fabrixquare.com/men/departments/pants.html

[Raban]

moar men in skirts plz