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Who's likely to get married next?

PD: When gay marriage is legalized in Michigan.
Esch: Erik Estrada look a like in a doctor's coat, seems inevidable.
Beezy: Finally Proposes to SZA.
AWESOM-O: So we can look forward to his domestic dispute posts.
Shark Johnson: Puppy Love made more adorable.
CajoleJuice: Proposes through Twitter, of course.
jakefromstatefarm: Meets janefromstatefarm where sparks fly.
Human Snorenado: Finally meets a tatted up jewish girl willing to ride his dick regularly.
toku: Picks his favorite body from the morgue.
Death Ghidorah: Gives up on dating and sets up an arranged marriage.
Queen Of Ice: Gets married, gets divorced, then gets married again.
Tasty Meat: Finds someone willing to have a Pokemon themed wedding.
Vularai: Takes his self loathing to the next logical step.
Great Rumbler: Meets his future Waifu at Quake Con.
Bebpo: Ghosts will haunt him every day from then on.
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Wrath2X

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Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:42:15 PM »
My bet? AWESOM-O. Got his shit together and is having a nice long term relationship going.

You have up to 5 votes.
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Brehvolution

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2014, 02:48:09 PM »
Eel O'Brian if he hasn't already.
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2014, 02:52:55 PM »
Bebpo is the answer
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2014, 03:20:43 PM »
Am I going crazy (moot question really) or didn't we have this exact thread fairly recently? Or was that about children?
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Rufus

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2014, 03:22:46 PM »
Sanity saved. As you were, then.
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2014, 03:27:19 PM »
Gay marriage is legal in Oklahoma now, by the way. Just sayin'.
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2014, 03:48:58 PM »
Drinky with his mid-life crisis, young waitress.

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2014, 03:53:42 PM »
I'm pretty sure we'll get an off handed "I got divorced a week ago...anyway does anyone know a good moving service?" post from Bepbo in 13 months.

I could see Andrex marrying the second woman who asks if he took a bath and brushed his teeth tonight. The first being his mother of course.
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Tasty

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2014, 04:07:57 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2014, 03:53:42 PM
I could see Andrex marrying the second woman who asks if he took a bath and brushed his teeth tonight. The first being his mother of course.

I almost married Wrath for this reason. :uguu

Then he went through his whole "I'll never buy another Zelda" phase and I knew it'd never work.
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2014, 05:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2014, 03:27:19 PM
Gay marriage is legal in Oklahoma now, by the way. Just sayin'.

You'll make a great brother-in-law when I move in
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2014, 05:04:51 PM »
Who in the fuck voted for me? :lol

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2014, 05:09:49 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 02, 2014, 03:48:58 PM
Drinky with his mid-life crisis, young waitress.

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at this point i'm more likely to marry a 2015 ducati diavel carbon :phil
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2014, 05:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 02, 2014, 05:09:49 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 02, 2014, 03:48:58 PM
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at this point i'm more likely to marry a 2015 ducati diavel carbon :phil

I eagerly await reading the various etherous comments said 2015 ducati diavel carbon will no doubt throw your way on Facebook :lawd
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Kara

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2014, 05:30:45 PM »
It's bad enough I'm a punchline candidate (no Gary Johnson) but to add insult to injury I received actual votes. :shaq2
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Beezy

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2014, 07:59:54 PM »
Voted for myself. Seeing SZA for the fourth time this year tomorrow. :yeshrug
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2014, 08:02:46 PM »
Shit, I thought I wasn't an option but there I am. And yes, holding out for Joanna Angel still.  :heartbeat
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2014, 08:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Brehvolution on December 02, 2014, 02:48:09 PM
Eel O'Brian if he hasn't already.

That's on hold for now.
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2014, 08:47:14 PM »
Ooooooooooooooooo spooooooooookyyyyy maaaaarrriiiiiaaaage.
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2014, 08:55:37 PM »
I need to get married to get out of the barracks
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2014, 09:56:05 PM »
PD wins...the rest of you guys think too much.
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Kara

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2014, 10:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 02, 2014, 09:56:05 PM
PD wins...the rest of you guys think too much.

In my experience not thinking enough (in relationships) has been my undoing.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2014, 10:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Vularai on December 02, 2014, 10:03:17 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 02, 2014, 09:56:05 PM
PD wins...the rest of you guys think too much.

In my experience not thinking enough (in relationships) has been my undoing.

Bullshit...you of all people think much more than you need too.

Talk about titian and claim thoughtlessness brehs

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Human Snorenado

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2014, 10:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 02, 2014, 09:56:05 PM
PD wins...the rest of you guys think too much.

...are you sure that's the word to use?

:hitler
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2014, 10:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2014, 08:47:14 PM
Ooooooooooooooooo spooooooooookyyyyy maaaaarrriiiiiaaaage.
just think, if they got married, they might get laid often and not have to resort to no fap experiments :heh
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2014, 11:00:39 PM »
PD:BBC:::Boreans:PD option in a poll
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toku

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2014, 11:19:58 PM »
PD or Esch
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2014, 11:59:16 PM »
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2014, 12:11:59 AM »
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 02, 2014, 10:58:06 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2014, 08:47:14 PM
Ooooooooooooooooo spooooooooookyyyyy maaaaarrriiiiiaaaage.
just think, if they got married, they might get laid often and not have to resort to no fap experiments :heh

I was making a ghost joke, but that works too!
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2014, 08:28:59 AM »
5x bebpo
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Re: Borean most likely to get hitched next?
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2014, 10:59:33 AM »
Beps
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