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« on: December 05, 2014, 01:05:58 PM »
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2014, 01:10:32 PM »
:piss MGS :piss2
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2014, 01:12:49 PM »
Dev of the year: Blizzard, for RoS and Hearthstone

(I'm going to pretend like WoW isn't a thing)
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2014, 01:32:59 PM »
 :geoff
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2014, 02:56:05 PM »
between this and PSX, feels like a bigger announcement season than E3.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2014, 06:44:59 PM »
where the fuck do you watch this. i dont see anything on xbox dashboard
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2014, 06:55:28 PM »
Can nobody post the game announcements from this? I don't want to get spoiled when the games actually come out.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 06:59:00 PM »
yes, please keep this a spoiler free zone from now on.  It's bad enough that the name and date of the show are right there in the topic title. 

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2014, 07:07:42 PM »
Not to mention the host. There goes that moment of suspense.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2014, 07:31:16 PM »
i'll probably pop in and watch it here in a bit (though i just might play some games tonight or something)

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2014, 09:05:40 PM »
Reggie!!!  :gladbron
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2014, 09:11:31 PM »
WORLD PREMIERE

"here's an update on some shit you already know about"
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2014, 09:13:32 PM »
Mario Mak-  :zzz

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2014, 09:13:52 PM »
Miyamoto is flabbynsick so make your own Nintendo games, pls.
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2014, 09:16:46 PM »
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"a multiplayer mode no one asked for nor wants"
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2014, 09:35:31 PM »
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"a multiplayer mode no one asked for nor wants"

 :lol :lol :lol MGO, right?

I said that before, but there's a niche fanbase for MGO. It's going to be curious to see the Steam population for MGO, however. On PS4, I could see some people putting up with Konami's bullshit after MGO3.0/MGS4's Japanese-only focus.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2014, 09:36:20 PM »
MGO was awesome

Team sneak   :aah

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2014, 09:36:30 PM »
So, people are really excited for this Bloodborne game? Looks kinda jank.
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2014, 09:38:30 PM »
this is like a giant commercial where the commercials are awards

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2014, 09:41:56 PM »
MGO was awesome

MGO is jank. Maybe Los Angeles will make it "work" but I haven't been impressed with ANY of the MGO iterations Kojima Productions has put out.

Like I said though, there's a niche fanbase for it. But honestly, IMO, I really wish Kojima would just focus on what he's good at (movie games) instead of trying to do something he isn't great at (multiplayer PvP).

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2014, 09:51:09 PM »
they gave an award for "trending gamer?" they made an award for people who record themselves playing games?

fuck outta here
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2014, 09:54:37 PM »
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2014, 09:54:38 PM »
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"it's a game studio or something, i dunno, just please stop calling us, keighley"
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2014, 09:56:19 PM »
I'm tossing video games in the bushes

Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2014, 09:59:37 PM »
Money is money, i guess. Is there a studio that signs up with EA that DOESN'T end up getting the shaft in some way?

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2014, 09:59:39 PM »
fuck is this shit

so basically they only had an hour's worth of show but had to fill a two hour slot
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2014, 10:00:48 PM »
this dude unironically called his game an FPX

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2014, 10:01:59 PM »
ITS HIMURO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2014, 10:03:21 PM »
lol
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2014, 10:15:00 PM »
thats how i sound when i cum
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Joe Molotov

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2014, 10:18:08 PM »
So far I give this game show

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2014, 10:22:51 PM »
Proooobably not the best game to show off right now duders.  :holeup

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2014, 10:26:51 PM »
that drummer is beefy like a crock pot tho. yum
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2014, 10:29:21 PM »
Lynyrd  nyrd
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2014, 10:29:39 PM »
Proooobably not the best game to show off right now duders.  :holeup

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2014, 10:31:02 PM »
keighley looks shook, it must have just hit him how poorly timed that was :lol

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2014, 10:32:59 PM »
nintendo and indie developers are the only ones who showed up

nvm this playstation dude showed up to advertise the sony thing

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2014, 10:37:47 PM »
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"ya'll need to get your asses over to the playstation experience event WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2014, 10:38:47 PM »
It's hilarious how shoddily done a lot of things are. The audio, the lighting, etc. there's a lot of noticeable fuck ups.

I thought that would be the worst, then those dipshit comedians said that Blizzard wasn't here even though they were.

Then this guy asked them to update the teleprompter

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2014, 10:39:40 PM »
Seriously when you rent a place like this don't they provide lighting, audio, teleprompter dudes for you? What the fuck?

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2014, 10:42:09 PM »
i feel badly for keighley, i sure hope he didn't get himself in pauper debt over this
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2014, 10:46:00 PM »
i feel badly for keighley, i sure hope he didn't get himself in pauper debt over this

Hope he stashed away that Mt Dewrito money.
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2014, 10:47:21 PM »
i feel badly for keighley, i sure hope he didn't get himself in pauper debt over this

it seems heavily sponsored by nintendo and other publishers


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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2014, 10:48:14 PM »
they basically just give these awards to whoever says they'll show up, right
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2014, 10:51:00 PM »
How is this not over  :stahp

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2014, 10:52:12 PM »
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2014, 11:09:27 PM »
no mans sky will be pretty but boring
dont understand the hype
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2014, 11:27:19 PM »
no mans sky will be pretty but boring
dont understand the hype

put some pretty shit and some ambient music on a screen and gamer dudes will be all "finally i can prove to mom that games are art, then she'll have no choice but to respect me"

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2014, 11:28:08 PM »
^^^Kick said it before I could. ART!!!!!1 ::) :zzz
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2014, 11:37:00 PM »
the appeal is you can get in your spaceship and fly from planet to planet.  whether or not exploring procedurally generated planets has lasting appeal, who knows.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2014, 11:44:17 PM »
how can bayonetta 2 not win? i don't understand
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #51 on: December 05, 2014, 11:50:43 PM »
welp, looks like I'm buying a WiiU.
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #52 on: December 05, 2014, 11:53:51 PM »
going to need more than vast empty terrain, my dear zelda u.

looked pretty though.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #53 on: December 05, 2014, 11:55:02 PM »
not the most flattering showing for zelda skyrim 

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #54 on: December 05, 2014, 11:55:51 PM »
Dat Zelda :mynicca

Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2014, 11:57:31 PM »
Flip out of your house to shoot an arrow in slow motion then walk back and get on your horse.

Or just shoot them from horseback, its the same with less hassle really.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2014, 12:02:58 AM »
Imagine Dragon Age
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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2014, 12:04:59 AM »
congrats on climbing this giant mountain that took a half hour to get to

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your reward is 10 rupees!!

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rupees are used to purchase goods!

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but you can't hold anymore

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and there's nothing to buy anyway because you already bought the 1 heart container that guy was selling and that's like the best thing you can buy in this game

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would you like me to repeat this message?

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you have chosen to repeat this message

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congrats on climbing this giant mountain that took a half hour to get to


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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2014, 12:17:26 AM »
I have complete trust in Nintendo being able to put out a Zelda game with an interesting overworld full of things to do 20x as big as anything they've done before.

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Re: #TheGameAwards with Geoff Keighley - December the 5th
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2014, 12:25:07 AM »
Wow. Windwaker is the only one with actual good texture work. :lol