Which convicted or alleged sex offender had the greatest artistic output?

[AWESOM-O]

You can pick up to 4 options.

Accused: Jackson, Cosby, Allen, Duckroll, Roethlisberger, Kelly, Bryant
Convicted/definitely guilty: Polanski, Sandusky, Tyson, Saville
Special case: Townshend. Absolutely was in possession of child pornography, but claimed it was for research purposes.

[Human Snorenado]

Voted Allen, Duckroll, Townshend

[Madrun Badrun]

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown

[kick51]

Michael Jackson hands down.

i just read the other day that Polanski's wife was murdered by the Manson family while 8 months pregnant.  had no idea

[kick51]

the entirety of the british upper class gets a nod

rape orphans and ban fisting/BDSM...a masterstroke

[jakefromstatefarm]

iirc, Kobe had way better performances in the western conference playoffs than the Finals. he torched the spurs in 01 and routinely did well against the C-Webb Kings

Mohammed

edit: where are the receipts for Townshend? sincere question

[benjipwns]

Where's Dahmer, Fritzl and Don Vito?

[Rufus]

Savile wins on extent of his perversions alone, which include necrophilia. Never mind whatever value he had as a broadcaster/entertainer.

Also, look up Ian Watkins if you've eaten already.

[benjipwns]

Also, look up Ian Watkins if you've eaten already.

It was because of him that I learned that "EXTREME animal pornography" was a special and distinct crime compared to just "animal pornography" in the UK.

I have to imagine the rest of the bands artistic output is going to increase with Geoff Rickley replacing him however.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Mohammed was certainly the most important one.

[dkdk]

cmon R Kelly gotta get on here above Sandusky. he's the pied piper of R&B.

Sandusky just an assistant coach.

[Steve Contra]

Yeah, Pete Townshend is a pedo. 

[nudemacusers]

ok first of all this is legit the best poll on this site

second of all it's pretty clear that aside from banning shitposters, duckroll is also famous for the Squall is Dead Theory http://squallsdead.com/




I will need to meditate on my answers.

[nudemacusers]

from the list, had to go with MJ. while polanskistans, cosbynauts, and allenoids have to overlook a wide array of 'if this was your neighbor you'd have throw him down a well' documented evidences, jacksonphiles have to overlook not only the former but an entire manufactured, out in the open personality.




will have to push for a Muhammad and Ghandi write in vote, tho

[nudemacusers]

Also, look up Ian Watkins if you've eaten already.

Holy shit, the Lost Prophets guy? I used to listen to that band all the time in college. Even saw them live once. I had no idea this had even happened.

really? it was everywhere. shit is mad scust. like, depraved beyond what you'd think is possible scust.

[benjipwns]

Holy shit, the Lost Prophets guy? I used to listen to that band all the time in college. Even saw them live once. I had no idea this had even happened.

Yeah, don't look up too many of the details. His wife/GF just got charged in connection with it all too.

The band claims they knew something was up in recent years but not what it turned out to be.

[Phoenix Dark]

Polanski, MJ, Kobe, Rapelesburger.

Never seen a Woody Allen movie.

[Steve Contra]

Never seen a Woody Allen movie.

Now that is black excellence

[benjipwns]

Never seen a Woody Allen movie.

I recommend Antz.

Though he's not the director or anything like 90% of his films.

[Phoenix Dark]

Oh, I've seen Antz. So that's Woody Allen?

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>A Bug's Life

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[benjipwns]

Yeah, he voices Z. Movie actually has a pretty epic cast now that I look at it.

[jakefromstatefarm]

I feel like Antz is remembered relative to A Bug's Life which isn't fair because A Bug's Life is fucking garbage and Antz deserves to stand on its own merits

[Trent Dole]

i just read the other day that Polanski's wife was murdered by the Manson family while 8 months pregnant.  had no idea

The Downward Spiral was recorded in that house (along with some of the first Marilyn Manson LP Portrait of an American Family) and its door was the front door to nothing studio in n'awlins. TR claims he didn't know that it was THAT house when he rented it initially.

Oh, and MJ Cos Tyson Townsend

[benjipwns]

I remember it being a big deal at the time, THE BIG SHOWDOWN between Dreamworks and Disney in CGI movies, but like Antz is almost, adult-focused, with language and massacres and attempted genocide and so on. A Bug's Life is standard Disney fare in that regard.

[benjipwns]

 

[benjipwns]

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

if you haven't seen Annie Hall

[Great Rumbler]

Cosby Show and his standup routine before he got all old and preachy towards black people was GOAT, y'all can't deny that.

[kingkitty]

Antz was fucking great.

[Phoenix Dark]

Chinatown>Thriller.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Kobe's 2001 Western Conference playoff stats:

Kobe (11g): 31.6 PTS (.577 TS%), 7.0 REB, 6.2 AST, 1.6 STL, 0.5 BLK, 3.0 TOV

Against the Spurs: 4 gms, 42.0 mpg, 33.3 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 7.0 apg, 1.5 spg, .514 fg%. Lakers win 4-0. He dropped 45 on them in Game 1.

Honestly Jordan-tier. And he absolutely destroyed the Spurs. That was the point where people seriously thought he had a shot at surpassing Jordan. He never quite lived up to that again though.

The series just before San Antonio, he had 48 and 16 game 4 in Sacramento. The narrative of "those were Shaq's rings" is mostly due to Shaq's SSS-tier Finals performances, and that's justified, but people are way too eager to overlook how great Kobe was in the Western Conference playoffs 00-02.

[Phoenix Dark]

not hard to be great outside when the best player in the world is demanding double and sometimes triple teams in the post...

[jakefromstatefarm]

yeah you're right it's not hard to put up 33/7/7 in a best of 7 against prime Tim Duncan/Greg Popovich Spurs and C-Webb Kings


:stopitslime

[Yeti]

Where's Lena Dunham?

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just kidding, no one likes her artistic output

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