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bork · « **Reply #60 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:46:11 PM »

The Order keeps looking more and more boring every time I see it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #61 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:46:21 PM »

yeah, the order looks deathly derivative despite the setting. OH LOOK COVER SHOOTING IN A KITCHEN

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #62 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:46:25 PM »

hello, competent third-person shooter of january 2015

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #63 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:46:51 PM »

Admittedly I haven't actively gone looking for The Order gameplay, but I think that's been the single longest gameplay snippet that's not interrupted by a cutscene 5 seconds in.

Still really boring.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #64 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:49:10 PM »

tearaway vita is actually a pretty fun little platformer, but i don't want to play it on ps4

tiesto · « **Reply #65 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:50:26 PM »

Tearaway was a cute game on Vita but its not really the kinda game that is begging for a sequel...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #66 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:51:33 PM »

this isn't really a sequel, it's just the vita game remastered and with some extra stuff

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:51:55 PM »

you know what i'd like? an announcement of a dual shock 4 remodel that isn't a piece of shit.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #68 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:52:32 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 06, 2014, 02:50:26 PM

Tearaway was a cute game on Vita but its not really the kinda game that is begging for a sequel...

It's a remake more so than a sequel. Vita game obviously wouldn't work as is on PS4, so they're re-doing stages to fit the PS4 control scheme.

Didn't expect the levels to be as different as they're showing right now tho.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #69 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:52:54 PM »

mine still works fine, but yeah they cheaped the fuck out on materials

demi · « **Reply #70 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:53:00 PM »

Persona 5 coming to PS4 - "OMG I CAN SELL MY PS3"
Yakuza 5 not coming to PS4 - "GOD DAMNIT"

cool breeze · « **Reply #71 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:53:17 PM »

i keep expecting something from The Order because of how good it looks, that setting, the atmosphere,and ready at dawn made great games on the psp. but it looks so damn dull.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #72 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:54:00 PM »

i hafta have BOTH my ds4's plugged in all the time now, and i've put MAYBE 120 hours into ps4 games? that's some bullshit, brehs.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #73 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:54:05 PM »

it's just a graphics showcase. looks like there's never more than 3-4 enemies onscreen at one time.

bork · « **Reply #74 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:54:21 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 06, 2014, 02:53:00 PM

Persona 5 coming to PS4 - "OMG I CAN SELL MY PS3"
Yakuza 5 not coming to PS4 - "GOD DAMNIT"

Yakuza 5 was PS3 only to begin with though. Zero is the first PS4 game.

demi · « **Reply #75 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:55:10 PM »

I'm well aware, fatso

thisismyusername · « **Reply #76 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:55:25 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 06, 2014, 02:50:26 PM

Tearaway was a cute game on Vita but its not really the kinda game that is begging for a sequel...

It's not a sequel it's a "we bombed on portable, so we're trying to recoup costs"/"remake."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #77 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:55:33 PM »

does anyone care about yakuza games any more? they were cute back in the ps2-era as "less stupid shenmue" games, but sleepy dogs renders ALL of them irrelevant

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #78 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 06, 2014, 02:54:00 PM

i hafta have BOTH my ds4's plugged in all the time now, and i've put MAYBE 120 hours into ps4 games? that's some bullshit, brehs.

gta v is a ds4 murderer, with as much as they use the lights/touchpad/speakers

there's no reason other than saving a few pennies per controller that they couldn't have crammed a larger battery in there, there's plenty of room for it

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #79 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:57:41 PM »

"hey, you guys remember when ps move and the ps eye were a thing? well, they were never a thing, so please play this qte bullshit with a controller"

tiesto · « **Reply #80 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:57:44 PM »

This game looks fucking horrible.

bork · « **Reply #81 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:00:06 PM »

QTE: The Game

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 06, 2014, 02:55:33 PM

does anyone care about yakuza games any more? they were cute back in the ps2-era as "less stupid shenmue" games, but sleepy dogs renders ALL of them irrelevant

Still have yet to play one.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #82 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:00:29 PM »

yeah, dragon age murdered one, and gta v murdered the other.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #83 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:00:56 PM »

until dawn looks amazingly stupid and unplayable

cool breeze · « **Reply #84 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:01:34 PM »

no, dammit. NO. NOOO.

this gives hope for shenmue 3 and the last guardian

it's only a port of the pc version, ok

eleuin · « **Reply #85 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:03:00 PM »

not even a remake SMH

bork · « **Reply #86 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:03:24 PM »

Um. Maybe you should show some indication that this is a remake or something, Square Enix dude.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #87 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:03:29 PM »

do people REALLY give a fuck about ANOTHER unmodified ff7 release?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #88 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:03:35 PM »

I'm still gonna play the order, but I have no expectations whatsoever. Well, one expectation. I expect it to be less than five hours long.

tiesto · « **Reply #89 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:03:50 PM »

Cocktease of the century... $:-\$

bork · « **Reply #90 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:03:54 PM »

Wait. This is just the PS1 version?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #91 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:04:15 PM »

lol, nice troll guys

demi · « **Reply #92 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:04:26 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #93 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:04:31 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #94 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:04:35 PM »

Wow they just trolled everyone.

demi · « **Reply #95 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:04:39 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on December 06, 2014, 03:03:54 PM

Wait. This is just the PS1 version?

PC version

bork · « **Reply #96 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:05:51 PM »

"There a lot of love for the Vita [with nothing but ports of almost all indie PC games]."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #97 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:05:59 PM »

EXCLUSIVE TO NEXT-GEN CONSOLES, THE ORIGINAL FUCKING FF7 WITH GRAPHICS UPDATED IN OUR SLOPPY PC PORT FROM 1998!!

Cheddahz · « **Reply #98 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:06:17 PM »

I seriously can't stop laughing right now

cool breeze · « **Reply #99 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:06:22 PM »

FF7 Remake dead and buried once and for all

bork · « **Reply #100 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:06:47 PM »

My wife was just happy to hear that her English is 100 times better than that guy's is.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #101 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:06:54 PM »

Show some gat out of hell gameplay, you fucks

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #102 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:07:43 PM »

square-enix: "face down, ass up, dat's the way we rike to fuck!"

demi · « **Reply #103 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:08:00 PM »

"anything you want to happen can be true" - shawn laydon

EXCEPT A FF7 REMAKE LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #104 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:08:29 PM »

I'm totally buying that SR port over. I never played any of the expansions, and gat out of hell is like $25 by itself, so

demi · « **Reply #105 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:09:13 PM »

i am sick as FUCK of this guy, fuck no mans sky

thisismyusername · « **Reply #106 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:09:18 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 06, 2014, 03:05:59 PM

EXCLUSIVE TO NEXT-GEN CONSOLES, THE ORIGINAL FUCKING FF7 WITH GRAPHICS UPDATED IN OUR SLOPPY PC PORT FROM 1998!!

It also means the sloppy PC port of FF8 will come to PS4.

Achievements.

Beezy · « **Reply #107 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:11:21 PM »

Dunno why I keep getting tricked into watching boring ass Sony conferences.

bork · « **Reply #108 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:11:42 PM »

No Man's Sky is a cool concept, but I need more than "fly around and look at shit."

Himu · « **Reply #109 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:12:33 PM »

The ps4 port of ff7 pc isn't even moddable. What's the point?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #110 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 06, 2014, 03:11:21 PM

Dunno why I keep getting tricked into watching boring ass Sony conferences.

I stopped after Uncharted. You should've as well.

Only things worthwhile:

-~~Persona 5~~Yakuza 5 localization
-Suikoden 2 finally coming to PSN/licenses are cleared for an iso dump
-Uncharted 4
-Free EA titles for today only.

bork · « **Reply #111 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:14:07 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on December 06, 2014, 03:12:55 PM

I'm kind of worried about this game because all he ever talks about when he comes on stage is how there's lots of shit to explore.

Great, we know.

What else do you do in the game?

Yup. This game is getting a shitload of hype and could very well end up being a huge misfire. People want to shoot shit and they're not showing that.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #112 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 06, 2014, 03:12:33 PM

The ps4 port of ff7 pc isn't even moddable. What's the point?

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 06, 2014, 03:09:18 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 06, 2014, 03:05:59 PM
EXCLUSIVE TO NEXT-GEN CONSOLES, THE ORIGINAL FUCKING FF7 WITH GRAPHICS UPDATED IN OUR SLOPPY PC PORT FROM 1998!!

It also means the sloppy PC port of FF8 will come to PS4.

Achievements.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #113 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:15:08 PM »

bork · « **Reply #114 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:16:34 PM »

Drawn To Death looks pretty cool.

demi · « **Reply #115 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:17:48 PM »

The EA games are free, btw

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #116 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »

Sociopath's Spiral Notebook: The Game

spoiler (click to show/hide)

looks okay

[close]

tiesto · « **Reply #117 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:18:35 PM »

Mechanics sound interesting but the art style is a turnoff.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #118 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:19:17 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 06, 2014, 03:18:06 PM

Sociopath's Spiral Notebook: The Game

spoiler (click to show/hide)
looks okay
[close]

Of course the violent psycho kid is black.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #119 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:19:28 PM »

also he mocked #gamergate

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