CM Punk (aka Phil Brooks) to fight in the UFC. Track his failure here.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

CM Punk + UFC =

[Himu]

Punk will get money off this. UFC will get money off this. WIN WIN for all parties involved.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Punk will get money off this. UFC will get money off this. WIN WIN for all parties involved.

Yup, including whichever CAN beats his face in. What a stupid move on his part....lol

[Mr. Nobody]

At this point, the only real L he can take is going back to the WWE

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Which might happen before its all said and done to be brutally honest 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Can you really take an L when you're banging AJ?

[nachobro]

He'll get one win most likely. They'll toss him the scrubbiest of scrubs.

[Himu]

Punk will get money off this. UFC will get money off this. WIN WIN for all parties involved.

Yup, including whichever CAN beats his face in. What a stupid move on his part....lol

they'll give him someone with  a 0-0 record, someone fresh.

[pilonv1]

lol UFC

[seagrams hotsauce]

The 'pipebomb' stuff got me back into wwe, but i cant stand mma shit cuz every match i watch ends up with dudes smothering each others faces in their crotches. Now the doughy version of the coolest dude in fake fighting is gonna real fight against lean dudes who are gonna smother his face in their crotch. Bleh

[thisismyusername]

The 'pipebomb' stuff got me back into wwe, but i cant stand mma shit cuz every match i watch ends up with dudes smothering each others faces in their crotches. Now the doughy version of the coolest dude in fake fighting is gonna real fight against lean dudes who are gonna smother his face in their crotch. Bleh

Tell us how you really feel about men smothering you with their crotches.

[fistfulofmetal]

I don't think I've been this excited for a thing in a long ass time. I respect the hell out of Punk. He isn't making any qualms about it, he just wants to do it. Even if he gets his ass beat he just wants to do it.

I'm gonna get to see Punk in a "ring" again   

[bork]

So he'll go to UFC, maybe fight a few times at most, get all pissed off about it, then go back to WWE and work part-time for shitloads of money.  Brock 2.0, folks!

[Trent Dole]

Not as long as Hunter is in charge.

[nachobro]

HHH ain't in charge of shit. Vince still makes the final call and he loves money more than he hates anyone.

[Himu]

Plus he likes punk

[seagrams hotsauce]

The 'pipebomb' stuff got me back into wwe, but i cant stand mma shit cuz every match i watch ends up with dudes smothering each others faces in their crotches. Now the doughy version of the coolest dude in fake fighting is gonna real fight against lean dudes who are gonna smother his face in their crotch. Bleh

Tell us how you really feel about men smothering you with their crotches.

I prefer them less sweaty and better dressed

[thisismyusername]

The 'pipebomb' stuff got me back into wwe, but i cant stand mma shit cuz every match i watch ends up with dudes smothering each others faces in their crotches. Now the doughy version of the coolest dude in fake fighting is gonna real fight against lean dudes who are gonna smother his face in their crotch. Bleh

Tell us how you really feel about men smothering you with their crotches.

I prefer them less sweaty and better dressed

So you're saying you're a high-class hooker.