When I see you GNOC then IWSN, LMIRL you THOT. Also 420blazeit!

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/08/living/internet-acronyms-every-parent-should-know/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

CNN is hip to today kids' jive, and they're breaking it for the 'rents. Drinky and other Bore Breeders better aware yourself to this!

1. IWSN - I want sex now
2. GNOC - Get naked on camera
3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer
4. PIR - Parent in room
5 CU46 - See you for sex
6. 53X - Sex
7. 9 - Parent watching
8. 99 - Parent gone
9. 1174' - Party meeting place
10. THOT - That hoe over there
11. CID - Acid (the drug)
12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol
13. 420 - Marijuana
14. POS - Parent over shoulder
15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo
16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips
17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life
18. PRON - Porn
19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me
20. 8 - Oral sex
21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9
22. IPN - I'm posting naked
23. LH6 - Let's have sex
24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?
25. DOC - Drug of choice
26. TWD - Texting while driving
27. GYPO - Get your pants off
28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless

[Himu]

This makes me feel old. When we made up lol and stuff we were generally practical but these kids..

[benjipwns]

The article's almost better than the list:

CNN's Kelly Wallace talked to experts and reviewed sites to come up with a list of acronyms for parents.

Editor's note: Kelly Wallace is CNN's digital correspondent and editor-at-large covering family, career and life. She is a mom of two girls. Read her other columns on digital life and follow her reports at CNN Parents and on Twitter.

(CNN) -- If you think you are tech savvy all because you know what "LOL" means, let me test your coolness.

Any idea what "IWSN" stands for in Internet slang?

It's a declarative statement: I want sex now.

If it makes you feel any better, I had no clue, and neither did a number of women I asked about it.

Acronyms are widely popular across the Internet, especially on social media and texting apps, because, in some cases, they offer a shorthand for communication that is meant to be instant.

...

Katie Greer is a national Internet safety expert who has provided Internet and technology safety training to schools, law enforcement agencies and community organizations throughout the country for more than seven years.

She says research shows that a majority of teens believe that their parents are starting to keep tabs on their online and social media lives.

"With that, acronyms can be used by kids to hide certain parts of their conversations from attentive parents," Greer said. "Acronyms used for this purpose could potentially raise some red flags for parents."

But parents would drive themselves crazy, she said, if they tried to decode every text, email and post they see their teen sending or receiving.

"I've seen some before and it's like 'The Da Vinci Code,' where only the kids hold the true meanings (and most of the time they're fairly innocuous)," she said.

Still, if parents come across any acronyms they believe could be problematic, they should talk with their kids about them, said Greer.

But how, on earth, is a parent to keep up with all these acronyms, especially since new ones are being introduced every day?

"It's a lot to keep track of," Greer said. Parents can always do a Google search if they stumble upon an phrase they aren't familiar with, but the other option is asking their children, since these phrases can have different meanings for different people.

"Asking kids not only gives you great information, but it shows that you're paying attention and sparks the conversation around their online behaviors, which is imperative."

...

Micky Morrison, a mom of two in Islamorada, Florida, says she finds Internet acronyms "baffling, annoying and hilarious at the same time."

She's none too pleased that acronyms like "LOL" and "OMG" are being adopted into conversation, and already told her 12-year-old son -- whom she jokingly calls "deprived," since he does not have a phone yet -- that acronym talk is not allowed in her presence.

But the issue really came to a head when her son and his adolescent friends got together and were all "ignoring one another with noses in their phones," said Morrison, founder of BabyWeightTV.

"I announced my invention of a new acronym: 'PYFPD.' Put your freaking phone down."

LOL!

http://www.netlingo.com/top50/acronyms-for-parents.php
http://coolmomtech.com/2014/07/texting-acronyms-and-phrases-parents-should-know/

[kick51]

they have as many "parents around" codes as eskimos have words for snow

[demi]

IPN

[Eel O'Brian]

thanks, i'll be adding THOT to my lexicon

IPN btw 

[Brehvolution]

nb4l

[I'm a Puppy!]

I just always assume everyone's posting naked all the time.

[Eric P]

went to the Mütter Museum this weekend and someone signed the guest book and then wrote out "#swag420" under their name.
i wish i had taken a picture

[toku]

haha you old feggits

[Positive Touch]

gypo fuckers

[kick51]

y'all don't know shit about PYDOYKS

spoiler (click to show/hide)

put your dick on your keyboard, son

[close]

[Van Cruncheon]

SEIYGE

suck em if you got em

[seagrams hotsauce]

And yet 20 years later, no one can give a definitive answer on DWYCK. SMMFH!!

[Joe Molotov]

Denis Dwyck

[kick51]

done with your cilicone knights