what's your favorite conspiracy theory?

[Eschaton]

I can't list just one.

- Federal Reserve / New World Order collaborating to create greater income disparity.

- Area 51 (possibly the GOAT here)

- The Gay Agenda ; I like this one because it makes me wonder if there's some evil gay network and underground base where they come up with new ways to destroy the american family unit.



Least favorite is definitely the Illuminati entertainment complex. It's just played out even for the laughs now. And then 9/11 because of how prevalent it is.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Those dudes who hacked the TV show up in Chicago in the 80's kinda blows my mind.

Also I ponder what actually happened to cookies and creme them shits was dope.

[nudemacusers]

since area 51 is taken, i'll take gangstalking/sabotage

http://www.aisjca-mft.org/sabotage.htm

the vids on youtube of dudes driving around shopping malls pointing out actors never gets old.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.aisjca-mft.org/sabotage.htm

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the og site, raven1, is dead. shit had pages of reports and photos of dirty electrical outlets and torn nylons. and this was going back to the 90s. 

edit: lol shiitttt http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread317408/pg1

[CatsCatsCats]

Hollow earth theory

Ancient aliens

[Am_I_Anonymous]

since area 51 is taken, i'll take gangstalking/sabotage

http://www.aisjca-mft.org/sabotage.htm

the vids on youtube of dudes driving around shopping malls pointing out actors never gets old.

This one is weird though


http://m.

[Joe Molotov]

Sovereign Citizen stuff is pretty good.

[nudemacusers]

"hey sir, do you see that man recording in the window"

"yeah he's been following me all week"

"ok let's go up and down the block and see if he watches"

"shiit call the cops"

Sovereign Citizen stuff is pretty good.

I saw one of those license plates in montana a couple months ago. creeped me out.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

"hey sir, do you see that man recording in the window"

"yeah he's been following me all week"

"ok let's go up and down the block and see if he watches"

"shiit call the cops"

Sovereign Citizen stuff is pretty good.

I saw one of those license plates in montana a couple months ago. creeped me out.

Yeah the video was my point...nobody is gangs talking you, fucktard. You're actually stalking them.

[Dickie Dee]

Probably Kennedy assassination. Even if I (mostly) think that Oswalt did it on his own, it's about the only one that doesn't get a from me

Faked moon landings is always good for a laugh

[Joe Molotov]

If you fold a dollar bill in a certain way, you can find secret messages left by the founding fathers that proves 9/11 was an inside job!

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[Brehvolution]

Birthers 
Benghazi :
IRS 
Amnesty

[Himu]

Racism, that conspiracy those filthy blacks use.

[Dickie Dee]

Yeh, definitely faked moon landing, if only for this:

[Joe Molotov]

http://bohemiangroveexposed.com/

[Rufus]

David Icke's reptilian humanoids.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/anyone-noticing-a-crazy-increase-in-chemtrails-in-their-area.164280/

DID YOU COINCIDENTALLY USE HEATING OR AIR CONDITIONING LESS DURING THIS PERIOD, BROTHER? HAVE YOU DONE ANY SORT OF TEST TO SEE IF IT'S ACTUALLY THE ODDBALL CAC-MYSTICISM, DUDE? DID THIS TEST HAVE A CONTROL, MEAN GENE?

[Rufus]

Some real anger in that one.

[ToxicAdam]

Vince Foster suicide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Vince_Foster

[Human Snorenado]

Secret Jew Cabal runs the world, aka Rothschilds.

[Eel O'Brian]

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

i read this whole thing

[Steve Contra]

Chemtrails and agenda 21 are in the running right now.

[I'm a Puppy!]

9/11 guys are great.

[Madrun Badrun]

The one where the Jews did it.

[I'm a Puppy!]

where there's smoke there's fire
 

[benjipwns]

That Obama was born in this country.

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He was born in Israel.

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[king of the internet]

David Icke's reptilian humanoids.

Scary stuff.

[pilonv1]

I love most conspiracies, especially the Area 51 and moon landing ones.

But I can't get behind the reptilian stuff.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Classic moment in conspiracy theory history:

[cool breeze]

David Icke's reptilian humanoids.

years ago I was lectured about that stuff by a friend of a friend.  three minutes after meeting him he's trying to convince me that Bush is a reptile.  then talking with other people who knew him, they're like "did he tell you about the lizards?"

[Barry Egan]

http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com

[recursivelyenumerable]

sorry but I still like the Illuminati/Templars/gnostic scriptures/dead sea scrolls/etc stuff. maybe it will come back in style someday.

[benjipwns]

"Conspiracy theory" makes it sounds so negative. There are actual conspiracies after all.

The suppression of the simultaneous 4-day time cube theory being one.

[Madrun Badrun]

But I thought all enlighted people know time is a cube already, its not a conspiracy when many rational people believe it. 

[benjipwns]

Jewipedia has it in the categories Gibberish language and Pseudoscience.

It's like they don't even read the site:

No man on Earth has no belly-button,
  it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
 
Children will be blessed for
Killing Of Educated Adults
Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous
 Days Same Earth Rotation.
Practicing  Evil  ONEness -
Upon Earth Of  Quadrants.
 Evil Adult Crime VS Youth.
  Supports Lie Of Integration.
  1 Educated Are Most Dumb.
  Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.
  Man Is Paired,  2 Half 4 Self.
  1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.                         
   Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.
   Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.
  God Is Born Of A Mother –
   She Left Belly B. Signature.
Every Priest Has Ma Sign
  But Lies To Honor Queers.
Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
 
Your dirty lying teachers
use only the midnight to
midnight 1 day (ignoring
3 other days) Time to not
foul (already wrong) bible
   time. Lie that corrupts earth
you educated stupid fools.
 
GoBelly-Button  Logic Works.
 
When   Do  Teenagers  Die?
Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,
 No Record  Of  Their Death.
  Father Son Image, Not Gods.
 Every Man Born Of Woman.
 
 
Belly-Button Is the Signature
Of  Your Personal Creator -
I Believe Her Name Mama.
 
Pastor Told His Flock That
God Created All Of Them -
   Truth Was That They All had
Mama Made Belly Buttons,
Church Was Full Of Liars.
 
       Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24      Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.
Einstein  Was  ONEist  Brain.

Try  My  Belly-Button  Logic.

      No God Knows About 4 Days,     It  Is  Evil  To  Ignore 4 Days,

Does Your Teacher Know ?

 
Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has distinguished mentally-challenged your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST.
4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS
IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.
4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS
WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.
TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE
ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH.
YOU WERE ONEness distinguished mentally-challenged fellow ON THE
EARTH OPPOSITES ALL YOUR  LIFE.
LOVE OF GOD IS HATE OF CHILDREN.
SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED. 

[kick51]

does the digimon world is real
http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/3546/t658134-you-think-real-digimon-world-exist/

[kick51]

Illuminati is pretty good, but nothing they come up with will ever top the illuminatus trilogy book. 

[Joe Molotov]

Time Cube, how three-dimensional, how quaint. Time Tesseract or GTFO.

[tiesto]

-The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation using vaccines to sterilize poor Africans and Indians
-HAARP influencing weather patterns and causing depression/mental illness in people
-The Bilderberg Institute and the nWo and FEMA Camps which are secretly enacting a plan to kill 6 billion people and then rule over the surviving 1 billion who will then live in a Hunger Games-esque dystopian society.

[benjipwns]

Time Cube, how three-dimensional, how quaint. Time Tesseract or GTFO.

Get this to the Infinity War writers STAT

[benjipwns]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vril#Vril_Society
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Plan_(Washington,_D.C.)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It is my life which evolves the B team acting like they have rank....I guess?
http://m.

[TVC15]

CIA inventing crack to keep the black man down.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Micheal Jordan's first retirement from basketball, the one where he became a shitty AA baseballer, was an off the books suspension from the NBA because his gambling addiction was getting out of hand.  So bad it was that his Dad got whacked because of the shady characters Jordan was associating with.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

I don't actually believe that, really.  But there's something rotten in Denmark when it comes to the NBA.

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David Stern is a lizard person, of course.

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[benjipwns]

Lizard person or not, he is Jewish and a major donor to the Democratic Party.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Does it count if it's more of a fringe political or religious persuasion that just has elaborate conspiratorial narratives woven into its overall worldview? Because then Scientology and Lyndon Larouche-ism are def up there for me.

[Rufus]

http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2owc1b/cia_torture_report_reaches_4_on_front_page_gets/

Huh.

[Great Rumbler]

Anything to do with ACORN.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The Bloop: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-11/29/bloop-mystery-not-solved-sort-of

[suppadoopa]

I just started reading stuff about the bible code.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code
bretty inderastin stuff