Author Topic: Cereal is demonic (Read 3879 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** December 19, 2014, 12:28:08 PM »

Shit sucks.

Even the fancy versions that supposedly dont give you diabeetus made of lesser known whole grains from the middle east kind of suck

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:30:59 PM »

I have not had a bowl of cereal in...shit....10+ years I bet.

I did like cheerios with bananas tho......

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:31:10 PM »

Cheerios and Rice Krispies 4 life.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:33:08 PM »

Cereal is GOAT just because it's fucking easy. Dump it in a bowl, pour milk on it, eat. I will eat the shit out of crunchy raisin bran until I die, because 1) I'm lazy as fuck and don't like cooking even though I'm decent enough at it and especially 2) in the morning just after I woke up, the last thing I want to do is cook.

CEREAL UBER ALLES, BITCHES

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:33:15 PM »

Fruity pebbles for ever but ultimately cereal is a shit breakfast

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:34:55 PM »

I don't even eat cereal for breakfast, I usually get some around 9:00 pm and eat it while I'm watching stuff on Youtube before I go to bed.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:35:57 PM »

Eggs

I went with first options

Eggs and sausage

Fried egg inside avocado

Sautéed spinach with scrambled eggs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:39:16 PM »

I gave it up and just eat it as a treat now. I could eat like half a bag of mini wheats in one sitting. So good but don't really want type 2.

Rufus · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:55:14 PM »

I don't eat breakfast most days.

Don't mind cereal, but it depends on the type. There's a kind I like that looks like half-spheres, don't remember the name or a similar US brand.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:56:11 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on December 19, 2014, 12:45:57 PM

Frosties 4 lyfe.

Too bad breakfast sucks in general outside of maybe pancakes and bacon. Which I eat anytime I want anyway.

Breakfast food owns

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:57:21 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 19, 2014, 12:56:11 PM

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on December 19, 2014, 12:45:57 PM
Frosties 4 lyfe.

Too bad breakfast sucks in general outside of maybe pancakes and bacon. Which I eat anytime I want anyway.

Breakfast food owns

Ain't a DAMN thing wrong with bacon and eggs for dinner. Not one damn thing.

When me and the wife were younger we use to do Bacon/Eggs/Toast every night when we watched 24.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:05:29 PM »

I still eat cereal from time to time but it's certainly not a priority in the morning

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:08:59 PM »

Breakfast sucks, but cereal is still good. Cheerios are my midnight snack.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:09:22 PM »

Sunny side up with toast.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:11:39 PM »

My favorite breakfast thing to actually eat at breakfast is a breakfast burrito. Pancakes with PB are good too.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:26:45 PM »

Pancakes/waffles with sausage

Corn beef hash and eggs with toast

Cold glass of OJ to wash it down with

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Oatmeal

Grits

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 01:26:45 PM

Pancakes/waffles with sausage (Image removed from quote.)

But I replace OJ with Ice Cold 2% milk

Tasty · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:28:49 PM »

I love breakfast foods so much but I never eat breakfast, lol.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »

Corned beef hash

Roast beef hash

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:39:52 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 19, 2014, 01:38:14 PM

but the goat breakfast imo is

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Man that looks good. But we only have a few legit dim sum shops around and I'm not even sure they open for breakfast (unless you're saying you sleep until noon ha ha)

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:39:55 PM »

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:43:42 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on December 19, 2014, 01:34:54 PM

Roast beef hash

Never again

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:44:57 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 19, 2014, 01:41:57 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:39:52 PM
Man that looks good. But we only have a few legit dim sum shops around and I'm not even sure they open for breakfast (unless you're saying you sleep until noon ha ha)

its a weekend brunch thing.

But seriously

fucking, shrimp stuffed eggplant.

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Sold me. Me and the wife are doing dim sum this weekend.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:45:35 PM »

That does look good.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:45:42 PM »

DOWNVOTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TOPIC

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:45:44 PM »

BAO

i fucking LOVE that shit

SHRIMP STUFFED EGGPLANT?!?!?!

why are you doing this me?!?!?

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:46:24 PM »

why do so many people here hate breakfast? WHY?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:56:31 PM »

I love breakfast food, but I have a couple problems:

1) Lazy and hate cooking, esp after I just woke the fuck up

2) Would go somewhere and pay for breakfast, but that means doing something when I'm groggy and extra bitchy

Seriously, just woken up Triumph is REALLY a bitchy ass motherfucker.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:56:41 PM »

Steak and eggs

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:57:18 PM »

food in the morning

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2014, 01:58:27 PM »

BREAKFAST

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** December 19, 2014, 02:01:02 PM »

Xiao Long Bao?!?!?!

omg

king of the internet · « **Reply #32 on:** December 19, 2014, 02:13:55 PM »

Granola and soy milk

sarslip · « **Reply #33 on:** December 19, 2014, 02:22:14 PM »

Biscuits and Gravy > Dim Sum > Chicken and Waffles > French Toast > Waffles > Pancakes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cereal >>> nutri grain bar

but also

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eggs or

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Atramental · « **Reply #34 on:** December 19, 2014, 02:29:01 PM »

Fuck cereal. I need protein in the morning.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2014, 02:32:44 PM »

Fuck this thread, I can blow through an entire box of CT Crunch with whole milk in one fucking city and be ready for more you SONY-ASS EATING HETERO ASS KNOBS

Positive Touch · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:09:29 PM »

count chocula forever

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #37 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:34:15 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on December 19, 2014, 01:09:22 PM

Sunny side up with toast.

Close the thread, we have a winner

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #38 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:37:04 PM »

I also really like dim sum but it's often intimidating to me being the only white person there

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:44:10 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on December 19, 2014, 03:37:04 PM

I also really like dim sum but it's often intimidating to me being the only white person there

Reb · « **Reply #40 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:53:30 PM »

Oatmeal 4 lyfe

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #41 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Reb on December 19, 2014, 03:53:30 PM

Oatmeal 4 lyfe

Yeah I eat this everyday.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:01:05 PM »

too intimidating

Steve Contra · « **Reply #43 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:07:49 PM »

I'm guessing that's what Pineapple means. Try going to a place on the peninsula where no one speaks English or tries to help you but they still yell at you when you try to sit down.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #44 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:52:09 PM »

Yeah I live in the jade district, finding an English speaking attendant isn't always possible at dim sum

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:55:06 PM »

When I go to a mexican place and all the staff are ESL, I know that food's gonna be good.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:55:52 PM »

I would eat cereal every meal if it was socially acceptable. Oats for dinner is awesome.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:59:45 PM »

FUCK OATS FRUITY PEBNBLES

Tasty · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2014, 02:29:01 PM

Fuck cereal. I need protein in the morning.

Oh I bet

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2014, 10:41:04 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 19, 2014, 04:59:45 PM

FUCK OATS FRUITY PEBNBLES

Oats with full cream milk, honey & cinnamon is god tier stuff

tiesto · « **Reply #50 on:** December 19, 2014, 11:55:32 PM »

I eat cereal every morning, the Trader Joes boxed ones usually.

chronovore · « **Reply #51 on:** December 20, 2014, 02:05:18 AM »

Cereal is demonic, but in the central ring of hell level of demonic generals, like badass, soul-consuming, and owning my ass kind of demonic. I love Honeycomb, but also indulged in some damned Lucky Charms, which I indeed found to be magically delicious.

They’re even more expensive in Japan, and don’t have the stuff I want, so luckily I don’t really have anything other than granola on hand.

Cereal is not, however, the best breakfast. Man, there’s nothing better than a runny fried egg over a piece of toast, pancake, or waffle. I’d do that setup three times a day if I could.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #52 on:** December 20, 2014, 02:11:41 AM »

i don't really eat breakfast anymore tbh

team filler · « **Reply #53 on:** December 20, 2014, 02:12:00 AM »

only part of an egg that should be runny is the yolk, anything else is some tapioca pudding fuckboy shit

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #54 on:** December 20, 2014, 02:19:42 AM »

Ew don't tell me people in the world like runny whites that's not how cooking is done

Beezy · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2014, 02:46:22 PM »

I like cereal, but hardly eat it anymore. When I do its usually Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, or Honey Bunches of Oats.

I had a frittata for the first time this morning.

Quote from: Big Jumbo on December 19, 2014, 03:09:29 PM

count chocula forever

Cocoa Puffs over all other chocolate cereals.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #56 on:** December 20, 2014, 04:11:27 PM »

Made egg and bacon sandwiches today

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #57 on:** December 20, 2014, 06:46:20 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2014, 12:33:08 PM

I will eat the shit out of crunchy raisin bran until I die

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** December 20, 2014, 06:49:07 PM »

Wasn't allowed to eat most cereals growing up due to the sugar, and in hindsight I'm glad. That shit is just sugar and milk.

Today I mainly avoid cereal because I don't like the idea of constantly putting a spoon in milk and my mouth. I usually skip breakfast but when I do eat it, it's a hot breakfast: oatmeal. Sometimes I throw a few Cheerios in my oatmeal.

E-DuB · « **Reply #59 on:** December 20, 2014, 11:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 01:11:39 PM

Pancakes with PB are good too.

The girlfriend looked at me weird the first time I did this. Glad to see someone shares my love for this combo

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Author Topic: Cereal is demonic (Read 3879 times)

Eschaton