You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You haven't ate in 3 days. All you have on you is 10 dollars and you have no car to take you anywhere nor do you have an available transportation. Which of these places gets your money?

You have nothing in your location that can cook food. Microwave is broke and your gas is turned off, you broke bastard.

[Trent Dole]

There's a local pizza joint directly across the street so if no car I go there. ...oh all in walking distance in theory. This is just another Taco Bell thread in disguise then. Quesaritos

[I'm a Puppy!]

Chipotle if for nothing else that I know I can get ok food and a lot of it.
Taco bell would be good if it wouldn't just pass through my body like a bullet train.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Do i have a kitchen to cook stuff with?

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No.

[Madrun Badrun]

Tims

[Himu]

Denny's

[Joe Molotov]

I'd probably hit up a Chinese buffet and just go buck wild on some rice and sesame chicken.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Tims

This isn't canada you heathen.

Also no Dennys himu, sorry.

[Rufus]

Pizza über alles.

[Brehvolution]

Chinese. Less potential digestive fuckery that can come with fast food.

[Eel O'Brian]

pack of lunch meat
pack of cheese slices
loaf of bread
bag of chips
eat for two days

[Am_I_Anonymous]

pack of lunch meat
pack of cheese slices
loaf of bread
bag of chips
eat for two days

you are not getting that for 10 bucks from a convenience store breh.

[Eel O'Brian]

walk further

[Himu]

problem with this premise is that it doesn't say what happens after the meal. are things okay after the meal? Do you get a pay check the next friday? are you supposed to stretch this 10 dollar bill or what?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

problem with this premise is that it doesn't say what happens after the meal. are things okay after the meal? Do you get a pay check the next friday? are you supposed to stretch this 10 dollar bill or what?

It's for one day. The next day you win the lottery.

[Brehvolution]

Good question lady, and answered.

[Himu]

Oh, okay.

one of these from denny's

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Oh, okay.

one of these from denny's

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Sweety there is NO DENNYS on this street lol!

[Joe Molotov]

What if there was a vortex in the Taco Bell, what if Chiptole was infected with Mega Ebola; the OP doesn't say, so how can I answer this impossible question??

[Mr. Nobody]

Burger King

Hot off the grill from a quality BK 

[Himu]

Oh, okay.

one of these from denny's

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Sweety there is NO DENNYS on this street lol!

chinese then

[Mupepe]

McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

[Human Snorenado]

There is only one answer to this question, and it is CookOut.

http://eatcookout.com/

http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

I was told that when you go to Cook Out, you need to order a combo. A combo is a main item, with two sides and a milkshake. You can pick from a burger, a footlong, a grilled or fried chicken sandwich, and barbecued pork for the main item. The sides included items such as a BLT sandwich, a corn dog, and a chili cheese sloppy joe served in a hot dog bun. That's right. A BLT is a side dish here.

I got a footlong chili dog with fries and hush puppies and a peanut butter fudge shake. The moment between ordering and receiving my food was perhaps the most exciting two minutes of my life. All we talked about in that time was what we had ordered and how good it was gonna be. And then my combo arrived and I set it on a nearby covered trash can and started digging in. I nearly died from ecstasy. I did that thing where you pretend you're Anthony Bourdain and you're like, "Oh, that's AWESOME. That's so fucking good. I want to rape my mouth with this." There was a greasy bun and a hot wiener and old chili and pre-chewed relish commingling together, and I was obscenely happy. The shake was so thick that it hurt to try to suck it through the straw. I just started spooning that shit. No one talked while we ate. There's that moment during a good meal when you block everything else out—work, money, pussy, whatever—and you focus on nothing but what's going on inside your mouth. A lot of people pay a lot of money for such a dining experience. I paid five bucks.

[Himu]

McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

DENNY'S IS DISGUSTING BUT NOT THEIR SKILLET PLATES OKAY

[king of the internet]

The convenience store for a fifth of kamchatka and a couple swisher sweets.

[Mr. Nobody]

There's a Cookout not far from my house now and the thrill is gone for me.

Burgers are alright but they could stand to be bigger. The shakes are the best thing about it

[ToxicAdam]

Chipotle is probably the only place on the list where you can take 10 dollars and get enough food for two full meals (and you don't feel like shit after you've eaten it).

[Am_I_Anonymous]

There is only one answer to this question, and it is CookOut.

http://eatcookout.com/

http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

I was told that when you go to Cook Out, you need to order a combo. A combo is a main item, with two sides and a milkshake. You can pick from a burger, a footlong, a grilled or fried chicken sandwich, and barbecued pork for the main item. The sides included items such as a BLT sandwich, a corn dog, and a chili cheese sloppy joe served in a hot dog bun. That's right. A BLT is a side dish here.

I got a footlong chili dog with fries and hush puppies and a peanut butter fudge shake. The moment between ordering and receiving my food was perhaps the most exciting two minutes of my life. All we talked about in that time was what we had ordered and how good it was gonna be. And then my combo arrived and I set it on a nearby covered trash can and started digging in. I nearly died from ecstasy. I did that thing where you pretend you're Anthony Bourdain and you're like, "Oh, that's AWESOME. That's so fucking good. I want to rape my mouth with this." There was a greasy bun and a hot wiener and old chili and pre-chewed relish commingling together, and I was obscenely happy. The shake was so thick that it hurt to try to suck it through the straw. I just started spooning that shit. No one talked while we ate. There's that moment during a good meal when you block everything else out—work, money, pussy, whatever—and you focus on nothing but what's going on inside your mouth. A lot of people pay a lot of money for such a dining experience. I paid five bucks.

[Great Rumbler]

10 bean and rice burritos from Taco Bell.

[Mupepe]

10 bean and rice burritos from Taco Bell.

tax breh.  Trying to embarrass yourself at taco bell?

[TVC15]

"random chinese place" is infinitely worse for your ass than Taco Bell. Anyway, Himu-chan is correct with his suggestion of Dennys.

[Human Snorenado]

The shakes are the best thing about CookOut, but just the volume of shit you can get for $6 or so is astounding. I tend to get chicken sammiches anyway over burgers.

AiA, you ever make it down to Atlanta you let me know, I'll take you out on a culinary tour of the town, from the shit tier (Varsity) to the best places.

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And then we'll hit up Magic City 

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[TVC15]

McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

Mupepe: good for suicide gun-buying advice, bad for food recs. Doesn't fist either. F-.

Dennys ftw

[Atramental]

There is only one answer to this question, and it is CookOut.

http://eatcookout.com/

http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

I was told that when you go to Cook Out, you need to order a combo. A combo is a main item, with two sides and a milkshake. You can pick from a burger, a footlong, a grilled or fried chicken sandwich, and barbecued pork for the main item. The sides included items such as a BLT sandwich, a corn dog, and a chili cheese sloppy joe served in a hot dog bun. That's right. A BLT is a side dish here.

I got a footlong chili dog with fries and hush puppies and a peanut butter fudge shake. The moment between ordering and receiving my food was perhaps the most exciting two minutes of my life. All we talked about in that time was what we had ordered and how good it was gonna be. And then my combo arrived and I set it on a nearby covered trash can and started digging in. I nearly died from ecstasy. I did that thing where you pretend you're Anthony Bourdain and you're like, "Oh, that's AWESOME. That's so fucking good. I want to rape my mouth with this." There was a greasy bun and a hot wiener and old chili and pre-chewed relish commingling together, and I was obscenely happy. The shake was so thick that it hurt to try to suck it through the straw. I just started spooning that shit. No one talked while we ate. There's that moment during a good meal when you block everything else out—work, money, pussy, whatever—and you focus on nothing but what's going on inside your mouth. A lot of people pay a lot of money for such a dining experience. I paid five bucks.

 

Cookout just built a restaurant near my house and I've been going there a bunch on my cheat days.

[Barry Egan]

-1 chicken burrito bowl
-extra brown rice
-6 mini-tortillas

feast.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

Mupepe: good for suicide gun-buying advice, bad for food recs. Doesn't fist either. F-.

Dennys ftw

White Man likes Denny's huh

[G The Resurrected]

Denny's is a god answer because of their “$2, $4, $6” menu. Where else can you get a grand slam for a few dollars? Taco bell and subway is good too, you can't beat $2 cold cut and meatball sandwiches.

[Phoenix Dark]

Before I answer: do I have easy access to a restroom?

[TVC15]

Yes, but it's a public restroom and there is at least one other non-deaf person with the sense of smell in there.

[Huff]

Chicken tinder publix sub

[Van Cruncheon]

suck a few dicks, make some extra money, treat yo' self to red lobster

[El Babua]

Checkers, probably

[TakingBackSunday]

chipotle for sure

you can get double chicken for under 10 bucks too I think

[tiesto]

Out of all those choices, definitely In n Out... then again the nearest one to me is like 3000 miles away. In that case the local pizza place is probably a good bet.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

such a few dicks, make some extra money, treat yo' self to red lobster

Sorry the amount of dicks doesn't suit your palette boss.

[nudemacusers]

oh man every time I drive by this garbagey chinese joint I get hungry and want to eat. z-tier fried rice and general tso's

such a few dicks, make some extra money, treat yo' self to red lobster

Sorry the amount of dicks doesn't suit your palette boss.

van comes from a breed that will suck any dick, be it human or otherwise.

[CatsCatsCats]

Breakfast:

Coffee and sausage mcmuffin at mcds: $2

Lunch:

Double stack and value fry at Wendy's: $3

Dinner:

$5 box at taco bell




Living in a state without sales tax: priceless

[Positive Touch]

why is this scenario so stupid

[kick51]

Chipotle's the only thing on that list that'll get you a big, nourishing meal. 

unless you have some godlike cheap convenience store and not 7-11 with $8 lunchables and shit

[chronovore]

Oh, man. Even having eaten within the last three days, In-N-Out is the hands-down winner for me on that list. Everything else can get in the back seat, because In-N-Out is riding shotgun.

Yes, but it's a public restroom and there is at least one other non-deaf person with the sense of smell in there.

No problem, just make things as unpleasant as possible, then make eye contact on exiting the stall, and give a huge thumbs-up!

[recursivelyenumerable]

find a sugar mamma