Author Topic: Esch Appreciation thread (Read 13821 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** December 30, 2014, 09:21:42 AM »

One of the best posters we ever had. Always funny and consistent in dealing L's to poor old PD.

Show respect to one of the GOAT posters

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2014, 09:42:30 AM »

Esch is an awesome cat. Definitely top 5.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2014, 09:52:02 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2014, 09:57:15 AM »

...who?

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j/k, I think I'ma have Indian food for lunch in celebration.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2014, 09:58:44 AM »

I fucked him. OH!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:01:52 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2014, 09:58:44 AM

I fucked him. OH!

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:41:56 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:41:59 AM »

GOAT?
GOAT

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:04:12 AM »

headwalk · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:05:45 AM »

he's alright for a dirty gooner.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:11:32 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on December 30, 2014, 11:07:44 AM

I don't know if he's surpassed Mupepe for GOAT, but he's probably around Larry Bird tier.

So you're saying Larry Bird is only Top 30 tier?

Courage · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:13:50 AM »

He's one of the best trolls I've seen around. GOAT soccer bro too.

Courage · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:24:51 AM »

Quote from: Esch on December 30, 2014, 11:19:14 AM

i've never trolled in my life good sir

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:25:33 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:52:31 AM »

fuck esch! that dirty fucking paki

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:58:27 AM »

Quote from: filler on December 30, 2014, 11:52:31 AM

fuck esch! that dirty fucking paki

Come at him, breh

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2014, 12:00:07 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 11:25:33 AM

eh

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Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2014, 12:00:40 PM »

's okay, 'spose

El Babua · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2014, 12:36:24 PM »

Yeah, he alright

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2014, 01:57:15 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 30, 2014, 01:55:59 PM

It's not hard being the best poster on an otherwise mediocre forum.

And yet you're not even in the top 30.

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2014, 02:11:27 PM »

appreschiation?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:20:23 PM »

The GOAT. Music recommendations, dope TV and book taste...the nicca even taught me how to cook some stuff. All I need is some stroke game tips and I'll be set.

Quote from: Dufus on December 30, 2014, 01:55:59 PM

It's not hard being the best poster on an otherwise mediocre forum.

StealthFan · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:21:50 PM »

hes ok

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:54:03 PM »

if it weren't for him, I wouldn't've lurked GAF-Hop for 2 years, joined GAF, used plug, and subsequently registered at thebore

so what I'm it saying is it's all his fault

toku · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:19:07 PM »

Yeah, he's alright.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #25 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:30:59 PM »

even cooler in real life, esch is truly exemplary in everything, an all-around awesome guy. you're the best, bro

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:38:02 PM »

is his voice equal measures a cascading timbre of soothing harmony and sharp masculinity like I imagine it to be?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:44:31 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:04:43 PM »

secretly record the voices of bore-men you meet in person and dub them together to create erotically-charged conversations, brehs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:07:34 PM »

Now I'm going to assume that Esch sounds like the Small Man Trapped in a Box

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:08:08 PM »

But he supports Arsenal.

He's the most muscly Indian I have ever seen though. Very impressive. Would let him keep me warm a cold winter night.

StealthFan · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:27:04 PM »

esch sounds like a cac

toku · « **Reply #32 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:35:26 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 05:27:04 PM

esch sounds like a cac

be a poc and live in centers surrounded by an ocean of cacs brehs

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I sould like some white skater

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jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:36:31 PM »

real talk, my favorite esch moment takes place during one of those podcasts; they're talking about the two melvins who founded rapgenius and their interview on the combat jack show, and esch goes "these guys just come across as.....feggits"

there's this split second of tension where you can tell everyone's like

, and then the silence gets broken up by laughter

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #34 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:40:04 PM »

have "favorite moments" pertaining to other men, brehs

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #35 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:42:12 PM »

thick neck'd mother fucker

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:53:37 PM »

esch has a nice smile too. fraternal, sensual, and comforting.

StealthFan · « **Reply #37 on:** December 30, 2014, 05:55:50 PM »

he got a thick ass too. gonna put my semen in it one day

Courage · « **Reply #38 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:16:10 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 05:55:50 PM

he got a thick ass too. gonna put my semen in it one day

StealthFan · « **Reply #39 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:23:56 PM »

Not even gay :trollbron: It's about power :trollbron:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:42:12 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 05:55:50 PM

he got a thick ass too. gonna put my semen in it one day

Think you mean he has thick ass seman. you gonna put you're ass on it one day, cause everyone knows Esch tops except when he power bottoms on your birthday

toku · « **Reply #41 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:54:28 PM »

balance in all things

nudemacusers · « **Reply #42 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:57:17 PM »

if going deep in male ass is gay then i don't want to be straight

nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:20:56 PM »

i remember when i thought drinky crow was banned from posting, and not just banned from being a top.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #44 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:31:18 PM »

Esch:

Pros:
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- Has an uncut penis

Cons:
-Won't let me see said penis.
-Because of said image above.

Overall:

/10

nudemacusers · « **Reply #45 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:34:42 PM »

uncut

but probably thick and brown

thisismyusername · « **Reply #46 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:38:02 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 07:34:42 PM

but probably thick and brown

thisismyusername · « **Reply #47 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:44:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 30, 2014, 07:42:49 PM

large garden hose thickneas

We talking industrial? Because if not that isn't matching the picture in my head.

Beezy · « **Reply #48 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:51:22 PM »

Take away the coli images/gifs/dualities and what is he really?

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I kid I kid. Easily one of the funniest posters here.

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PlayDat · « **Reply #49 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:58:32 PM »

One of the GOATs. Can definitely say he inspired me to make to effort to listen older classic albums. He's also lowkey good at picking up on little details in people's posting habits to use for trolling later. Smiley game is on point too.

StealthFan · « **Reply #50 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:19:45 PM »

i got a bigger dick than esch. Oh snap. Haven't seen it in years tho, so point goes to him

thisismyusername · « **Reply #51 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:21:08 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 08:19:45 PM

i got a bigger dick than esch.

I refuse to believe that.

StealthFan · « **Reply #52 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:22:04 PM »

length wise I am 7. Perhaps his is fatter tho.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #53 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:22:52 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 08:22:04 PM

length wise I am 7. Perhaps his is fatter tho.

You misunderstand. You can't make these claims and not send me photos to back them up.

StealthFan · « **Reply #54 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:24:03 PM »

Don't ask for shit you'll regret seeing

thisismyusername · « **Reply #55 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:26:41 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 08:24:03 PM

Don't ask for shit you'll regret seeing

Saying that like I haven't been on /b/ or other boards before.

lennedsay · « **Reply #56 on:** December 30, 2014, 08:29:52 PM »

Dat smile tho

Cheddahz · « **Reply #57 on:** December 30, 2014, 09:56:04 PM »

Esch da god

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #58 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:19:14 PM »

he p coo

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #59 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:42:07 PM »

Quote from: toku on December 30, 2014, 05:35:26 PM

Quote from: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 05:27:04 PM
esch sounds like a cac

be a poc and live in centers surrounded by an ocean of cacs brehs

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I sould like some white skater
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Live mainly amongst your people your entire life

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I wouldn't have it any other way

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Author Topic: Esch Appreciation thread (Read 13821 times)

Wrath2X