Football/Soccer 2015-18

[Courage]

We can potentially kick City while they're down, but I foresee a tie for that one.

[Sausage]

Citeh going into a complete tailspin is our only hope.

[dkdk]

We can potentially kick City while they're down, but I foresee a tie for that one.

Nah we bout to give em that 3-1.

Damn that new US has no effort put in at all.

[Sausage]

Yeah Burnley and Leicester are the two bottom of the table teams that I really enjoy watching. Both are fun sides to follow.

[dkdk]

city look like they came to do us today.

their attack patterns have us confused af.

edit: ashley young w/ that clank.

[Courage]

lucky as fuck but i'll take it

[dkdk]

the two we dislike the most are balling the hardest today 

great play from young and fellaini.

[Courage]

Fellaini redeeming himself already for that disappointing start

[Courage]

damn that was offside lmao

[dkdk]

we them moyes van gaal boyz

[Courage]

smalllliiiiiiing

[dkdk]

oh man carrick cannot be injured.

[dkdk]

4-2

city in crisis.



 their pain sustains me

[DCharlieJP]

for the other top 4 teams, the recent City melt down is likely to backfire - for a start, Pella is gone gone gone.

And a few of the misfiring stars will likely get the boot as well. Once they have cash in, then i expect a whole load of big name signings - which, ironically, will possibly hurt United more than anything because if you are going to go live in Manchester , you might as well be getting paid utterly stupid money rather than the regular stupid money.

Anyways, onto real football :

Ipswich are giving me an ulcer. Back in the playoffs - and the top of the championship is an utter nightmare.

[Sausage]

They know they're in for a clearout. How much they get for all these dudes is going to determine their next couple seasons. In all fairness,  who wants to pay top dollar for a Jesus Navas given his terrible play all season? Or a Dzeko who has one of the worst chance conversion rates in the league? Or their entire fraudulent back line? For someone who was called the 'best CB in the Premier League' Kompany commits damn near a goal scoring error a game.

even for Arsenal,  I wouldn't want my hands on any of these dudes except Silva, Aguero,  or Milner. The rest have been massively underperforming and don't look like they give a shit. Look at Yaya out there, basically has terrible games and makes up for it with one goal scoring strike.

At least someobody will pay for Yaya if reports are to be believed. But out of those 3 good players you mentioned, they won't sell Aguero or Silva and Milner is a available for free in the summer. So yeah, things are looking pretty dire for City. Better get those fake sponsorships ready.

[Take My Breh Away]

https://twitter.com/PPOffers/status/587616467799027712

[dkdk]

for the other top 4 teams, the recent City melt down is likely to backfire - for a start, Pella is gone gone gone.

And a few of the misfiring stars will likely get the boot as well. Once they have cash in, then i expect a whole load of big name signings - which, ironically, will possibly hurt United more than anything because if you are going to go live in Manchester , you might as well be getting paid utterly stupid money rather than the regular stupid money.

Anyways, onto real football :

Ipswich are giving me an ulcer. Back in the playoffs - and the top of the championship is an utter nightmare.

idk i think city is in for some lean years as they reshape their team under FFP. they better pray their academy kicks out some ballers soon because they will need it.

i think its about to be manutd/arsenal season again. both squads are on the rise and financially stable. you know were going to flex our money and arsenal dont need many more pieces to win the title. europe is another beast that isnt on the cards for an EPL team for at least 2 seasons.

chelsea has some FFP concerns too i think but somehow they seem to get incredible fees for their players. it seems like my boy oscar coukd be the next man out of there.

[Courage]

Oblak had an amazing game. I still think Atletico will qualify, they just need to score early like they did during the Copa.

[dkdk]

nathaniel clyne sounds like a lock.

kind of sad to see the breh chicharito go for real this time.. i was fond of him even though he was a 1 trick pony.

[Courage]

nathaniel clyne sounds like a lock.

kind of sad to see the breh chicharito go for real this time.. i was fond of him even though he was a 1 trick pony.

Just need a good CB and we should be good defensively. We got Valencia/Clyne on the right and Shaw/Blind on the left. We're probably selling Rafael.

I'm already getting excited with the prospect of signing Depay, Hummels and Clyne right when the window opens.

[suppadoopa]

neat

[DCharlieJP]

Ipswich are in the final play off slot with 3 games to go - we are 3 points clear with +4 Goal diff.

We could be locked in for playoffs if next week goes to plan.

We have spent 10,000 quid on our team this year - let that sink in. We couldn't even sign one of Ronaldo's laces for a half on that sort of budget.

[Courage]

Klopp is leaving Dortmund.

Wow

The salary City is offering must be ridiculous

[90tilInfinity]

He says he isn't taking a break though...

Klopp's basically saying "ah, it's not you (not being in the CL...), it's me". Must be gutting for Dortmund fans.

[dkdk]

Klopp is leaving Dortmund.

Wow

Hummels is definitely on the way then. Gundogan too from the rumors. We should try and bag the Rolls Reus for the trifecta raid.

This year it looked like the season just whooped his ass emotionally. Ive never seen a scene like that game where Hummels and Weidenfeller had to address the fans. Klopp looked shook as fuck.

[Courage]

If Klopp ends up at City, I don't see Hummels going anywhere else but there.

[Courage]

Porto with the W

Incredible.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Feel bad for my man Lewy, but glad Porto won.

Maybe Lewy can wisen up and move to Arsenal now.

[Courage]

Yeah, we were talking about Brazilians being frauds, and I think Dante takes the cake. I rarely see the dude play well.

And Luiz getting nutmegged twice was hilarious. 

[dkdk]

[suppadoopa]

lmao
https://twitter.com/AnAbnos/status/588513149331968000

[dkdk]

mexico getting scored on by college brehs 

[dkdk]

a #DosACero over el tri is always a good reason to troll them. regardless of the team makeup.

[dkdk]

that ball Higuain slipped in for Hamsik was 

[Fifstar]

Best League In the World! Weltmeister Liga! Wait, what ?! 

[dkdk]

no carrick probably =  no points today 

[Courage]

no carrick probably =  no points today 

Rooney will save us

[dkdk]

  the whole world thought that was a goal.

this young bol zouma is huge 

[Courage]

Fuck and we were doing so well.

Goes to show quality of possession > abundant possession.

Terry is such a cunt

[dkdk]

griezmann is gonna fetch a huge price for atletico
http://gfycat.com/DependableCoarseIntermediateegret

[dkdk]

welp we got proper mourinho'd today

not the game you want rooney to be pulling the strings in midfield. doesn't have the quality in vision and passing to break a parked defense.
still falcao and rooney had 3 solid chances to get us a goal. i'd expect them to bury 1 of those.

on to what will probably be a tough game at everton. need them 3 points though.

[Cerveza mas fina]

United played really well today, typical chelsea win In the end

United fans can be pretty happy with how the team is playing lately

[Cerveza mas fina]

I love Arsenal but got to feel bad for that Reading goalie now

[Mr Gilhaney]

What a time to be Mourinho.

[Courage]

Yeah, we did well out there today. Mourinho will win the league because he's consistent. If Arsenal, Liverpool and Man U played like they are now in the first half and Man City didn't fall off during the second half, it would be a closer race for the top spot. Mourinho has mastered how to play like a champion. Clinical, but effective nonetheless.

[Cerveza mas fina]

United had 71% possesion damn

But give it to Chelsea to defend well and don't give away too much. Still think United should have squeezed one or two in.

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

[Courage]

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

[Cerveza mas fina]

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

Rvp and Falcao just wont cut it. I know Lewy doesnt want to leave Bayern though.

[Courage]

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

Rvp and Falcao just wont cut it. I know Lewy doesnt want to leave Bayern though.

Falcao is definitely leaving (he's been subpar plus his buyout clause is ridiculous), and I personally hope we sell RVP. I still don't think Lewi is possible, I'd be happy with Lacazette however.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Ill admit not knowing who that is

[Courage]

Ill admit not knowing who that is

Ligue 1 top scorer. Plays for Lyon.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Sounds like someone for Arsene

[Courage]

Sounds like someone for Arsene

For sure, but Arsene is very conservative with his spending, while we're more eager to throw money (and probably more than Arsenal).

[Courage]

LVG tha gawd.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Thats the Louis i know

He's right though

[dkdk]

LVG 

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

Rvp and Falcao just wont cut it. I know Lewy doesnt want to leave Bayern though.

Falcao is definitely leaving (he's been subpar plus his buyout clause is ridiculous), and I personally hope we sell RVP. I still don't think Lewi is possible, I'd be happy with Lacazette however.

i worry that Lacazette is too light to be the man up top in the EPL.
if Cavani wasn't already 28 i'd be all for getting him.
there's a number of guys out there that'd definitely put us over the top though.

[headwalk]

"we played really well, put them on the back foot and narrowly lost by a single goal" - every manager who's paved the way to chelsea's title.

feeling so great about tomorrow i've captained aguero in my FPL.

[dkdk]

great team goal from madrid.
http://gfycat.com/HarmoniousImpressionableGorilla

wonder how the new manager will raise up james role in the team cause such a baller. should be 2nd priority in attack behind CR7.

[Courage]

i worry that Lacazette is too light to be the man up top in the EPL.
if Cavani wasn't already 28 i'd be all for getting him.
there's a number of guys out there that'd definitely put us over the top though.

Cavani would also be a decent purchase. 28 isn't old at all tbh.

[Courage]

Whenever I see Gibbs play I just notice how one footed the dude is. Makes it easier for players to mark him.

Walcott tho didn't get a lot of playtime but from what I saw he showed some hunger and spirit.