I'm not a man of hate brehs. I don't really hate any footballer (not even Ashley Cole or van Persie tbh - I pity the latter, the type of coward who would've been a mild threat away from defecting in the 1940s), and only heavily dislike a few teams. Spurs with their annoying delusions, and United have been the bane of my existence since I learned how to walk, but Chelsea, Chelsea physically repulse me. An utterly disgusting club right down their odious spine. A billionaire owner who's probably killed hundreds to gain his wealth, a manager who gauges the eyes of other coaches then plays victim, a captain who needs no description, all supported by (statistically, empirically, objectively) the most racist fans in Britain. What a horrible, disgusting, repugnant, vile little club. Scum in the purest sense of the word.
And fuck the thundercunts who swallow Mourinho's balls after every dickhead quote. I hope you never know the respect of your sons.