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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #660 on: May 03, 2015, 07:55:36 AM »
First free kick goal against Neuer since he's playing at Bayern (4 years), scored by Calhanoglu.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #661 on: May 03, 2015, 11:54:54 AM »
All so happy, especially Cesc. Waited for so long to play for a big club in England


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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #662 on: May 03, 2015, 05:16:35 PM »
god how many games did chelsea win by 1 this season?

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #663 on: May 03, 2015, 05:43:53 PM »
:snoop Sporting

Getting married killed Dwyers drive. Just need a new midfield, throw these DPs in the trash. Zusi doesn't deserve his spot on the team or on the USMNT.

You know you're shite when you can't dominate Chicago :holeup

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #664 on: May 05, 2015, 04:38:56 PM »
hahaaaaa fuck real
w/e

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #665 on: May 05, 2015, 05:02:28 PM »
Aaaaaah yissss

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #666 on: May 05, 2015, 07:16:54 PM »
 :whoo

Still, remember what happenend to Porto two weeks ago...
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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #667 on: May 06, 2015, 01:19:04 AM »
One more month until the greatest tournament starts :rejoice

Im ready to leave behind my MLS crushed hopes and dreams to see my hopes and dreams crushed at a international level

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #668 on: May 06, 2015, 12:02:08 PM »
So yesterday I thought James missed an open net header, but apparently it was some crazy defending that prevented it from going in :whoo






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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #669 on: May 06, 2015, 04:16:17 PM »
Thiago is worthless, im sure Bayern would be winning if Robben ws there

Really hope Bayern wins and then Juve wins the final

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #670 on: May 06, 2015, 04:24:28 PM »
Well sorry but it seems it doesnt matter cause Messi gonna Messi

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #671 on: May 06, 2015, 04:25:02 PM »
We posted at the same time, down to the second

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #672 on: May 06, 2015, 04:38:38 PM »
Not even a shot on target

Give Lewy some balls ffs

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #673 on: May 06, 2015, 04:58:29 PM »
Hoe can you not want Juve to win though

Fuckin old dawgs like Buffon and Pirlo, dudes playing with bandages

Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #674 on: May 06, 2015, 05:02:53 PM »
Sweeeet.

Only a league title for Bayern, what a lost year.

Sweeeeet.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #675 on: May 06, 2015, 05:28:17 PM »
i generally can't abide blanket messia fellatio, but when he steps up it's like dropping some broken mugen romhack character into OG street fighter 2.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #676 on: May 06, 2015, 05:28:31 PM »
The strain on Bayern's defense for the entire match. MSN :lawd

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #677 on: May 06, 2015, 05:49:32 PM »
well  :heh
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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #678 on: May 06, 2015, 06:08:53 PM »
barely saw any of the match live  :maf

messi clowned on them  :maf

barca's going to win the CL  :maf :maf :maf

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #679 on: May 06, 2015, 07:10:36 PM »
An El Clasico final with Barca scoring 5+ goals against Ancelloti's overrated ass would be :rejoice

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #680 on: May 07, 2015, 12:40:54 PM »
Neuer really letting himself get beat near post :hitler

Boateng :umad

You think Neuer could have saved the first goal? Maybeeee if he would have speculated on the near post but you can hardly fault him for that. His quick pass to Bernat was a bit to adventerous, would have been better to calm the game in that situation.
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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #681 on: May 07, 2015, 12:47:46 PM »
He maybe didn't look too great on it, but he also saved them more than a few times during the first half... So eh.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #682 on: May 07, 2015, 07:22:47 PM »
Depay  :lawd

All our FK takers better get pushed down a notch on the totem pole  :bolo

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #683 on: May 10, 2015, 09:13:39 AM »
Low league soccer or who the fuck is Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #684 on: May 12, 2015, 02:16:05 AM »
arab commentators are pretty hype

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #685 on: May 13, 2015, 08:02:39 PM »
Who?

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #686 on: May 15, 2015, 08:57:15 PM »
last trip to the boleyn for the season tomorrow. sure it'll be a shit game of football but it's still a bit mental to think the bulldozers will be revving up at the gates this time next year.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #687 on: May 15, 2015, 09:09:38 PM »
jeebus.
Fire can't ever finishing a game without tying or loosing.

Why can't we have at least one winning team in this city  :fbm

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #688 on: May 16, 2015, 02:25:58 PM »
get tossed by palace

at your final home game

being as useless as ever

and they gave him a guard of honor before the game

what a great fucking result.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #689 on: May 16, 2015, 03:06:55 PM »
Not really the send off I was hoping for, but that was basically the season in a nutshell.

Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #690 on: May 17, 2015, 12:38:56 PM »
Champions League final is the same day as the opening matches of the Women's World Cup. Time for a third star for the FIFA #2 USWNT?

Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #691 on: May 17, 2015, 05:37:30 PM »
Why not both? I don't think the schedules conflict. CL final at 1:45 pm CDT, opening matches of Women's World cup are at 5 pm and 8 pm CDT. Should be an excellent day for soccer.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #692 on: May 17, 2015, 06:37:45 PM »
Fuuuck we are so shit today.

It's time for the Aaron Ramsey winger experiment to end.

so since you saw the game. how was it?

i saw some of the highlights. phil jones forever playing like he's fucking concussed.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
« Reply #693 on: May 17, 2015, 06:39:43 PM »
fuck barcelona :obama
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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #694 on: May 18, 2015, 09:18:23 PM »
fabregas red today  :lol

my dude was like "season's over. i'm out."

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #695 on: May 19, 2015, 06:31:26 PM »
sterling would come in and be yall 2nd best wide player from jump.
also i'd much rather see him at arsenal than city just for his own development.

would be a great signing imo.


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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #697 on: May 19, 2015, 06:34:52 PM »
arsenal need steel. not another tricky midget.

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #700 on: May 19, 2015, 07:17:14 PM »


that's my hammered manager

Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #701 on: May 20, 2015, 12:32:27 AM »
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Back in October, Abby Wambach and a group of international soccer players filed a suit against FIFA and the Canadian Soccer Association claiming gender discrimination in their decision to play the 2015 Women's World Cup on artificial turf.

"It's a gender issue through and through," Wambach said, noting that the men's World Cup would never be played on artificial turf.

In a recent interview with ESPN's Julie Foudy, Wambach stated, "There is no footballer on the planet that would prefer to play on artificial turf than natural grass."

Other than the greater perceived risk of injury, the game changes when played on an artificial surface. The ball moves quicker, long balls are more apt to roll out of bounds and the flow of the game is often interrupted.

Wambach also noted that the game is less physical as players are hesitant to slide on artificial turf.

How much of this supposed change in the game is perception and how much is reality?

...

Teams that play a more direct, attacking style of play, like the United States and Canada, will be hurt most by the turf fields.

Japan, on the other hand, is known for its technical, possession style of play. In the 2011 World Cup, the Japanese had the highest possession percentage (57.2 percent) and most passes per game (647.5) of any team. Because many of their passes are short, they should conceivably be helped by the change in playing surfaces.

The MLS data also showed that there are more chances created and slightly more goals per game on grass surfaces than on turf. That could lead to a more defensive, less exciting product on the field in Canada.


http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/2015worldcup/article/12908293/how-all-turf-women-world-cup-impact-game


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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #702 on: May 20, 2015, 04:05:54 AM »


that's my hammered manager (Image removed from quote.)

"if we had won these games that we lost we could be champions" = call of a loser.

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« Reply #703 on: May 20, 2015, 12:27:02 PM »
shit wss inspiring.  :rejoice

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #704 on: May 20, 2015, 06:58:30 PM »
so rafa benitez is the next man up for the real madrid circus

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #705 on: May 20, 2015, 10:39:13 PM »
I fucking hope so. That fat incompetent cunt will be hilarious in charge of Real.

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« Reply #706 on: May 20, 2015, 11:27:28 PM »
They're not really going to hire Rafa are they?

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #707 on: May 24, 2015, 03:02:05 AM »


peace to the modern midfield GOAT. wont see a player that dominant for club and country for a while. from like 08-12 there werent many games that he didnt have complete control over

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #708 on: May 24, 2015, 10:46:20 AM »
welp. see ya brendo

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« Reply #709 on: May 24, 2015, 06:44:08 PM »
RIP Slippy G

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #710 on: May 25, 2015, 07:06:46 PM »




"190 points behind"

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« Reply #711 on: May 25, 2015, 07:37:33 PM »



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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #714 on: May 27, 2015, 01:02:18 AM »
should've just gave us the world cup and they could've kept on cookin :ufup

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #715 on: May 27, 2015, 02:37:08 AM »
America defeats FIFA
America 2018
America 2022
Brasil y Germany stripped of their stars and given to USMNT.

 :american :american :american

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #716 on: May 27, 2015, 07:05:45 AM »
Turns out Septic Sepp is under investigation in Switzerland by the Swiss authorities as well. US snatches up all those officials, they sell Sepp down the river in exchange for leniency. Genius.


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« Reply #717 on: May 27, 2015, 07:13:26 AM »
So much for USA 2026
 :brazilcry

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Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
« Reply #718 on: May 27, 2015, 08:46:54 AM »
 :usacry

Blatter gonna get that work

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So is Roger G next? I mean he's done worse shit that this already.
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