Author Topic: No such thing as bad pizza? (Read 3789 times)

pilonv1 · « **on:** January 20, 2015, 05:03:33 AM »

Wrong

toku · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:07:39 AM »

My high school cafeteria used to get Papa Johns for lunch like twice a week. There is bad pizza. This also looks awful.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:45:02 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 20, 2015, 05:29:58 AM

I'll take shitty dominos over papa johns and pizza hut any day of the week.

Truly bad pizza is DiGiorno though.

Go fuck yourself. I'd take DiGiorno over Pizza Hut and Papa John. And keep in mind that I went for years without a microwave, only getting one after Van Cruncheon bought me one out of disgust due to not owning one. Pizza Hut is gross. Pap John is vile. DiGiorno is. . .acceptable.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:32:41 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 20, 2015, 05:29:58 AM

I'll take shitty dominos over papa johns and pizza hut any day of the week.

Truly bad pizza is DiGiorno though.

DiGiorno is gross and salty. I do enjoy a good frozen pizza now and then but Digiorno and Red Baron can hit the bushes head first.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2015, 07:07:55 AM »

mormapope · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2015, 07:44:06 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2015, 07:53:17 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 07:44:06 AM

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Winner

bork · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2015, 08:37:00 AM »

Never liked Papa John's. Always tasted nasty to me.

Quote from: benjipwns on January 20, 2015, 07:07:55 AM

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This style actually does taste pretty decent, yeah.

Reb · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2015, 08:39:24 AM »

Just make your own pizza.

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2015, 08:40:17 AM »

Also, is this an international thing?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2015, 08:51:05 AM »

Da fuk is that?

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2015, 08:52:57 AM »

The only truly inedible pizza I've ever had was from a chinese buffet. You could literally knock on the crust and it sounded like you were banging on the doors of a great hall.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2015, 08:54:44 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2015, 08:52:57 AM

The only truly inedible pizza I've ever had was from a chinese buffet. You could literally knock on the crust and it sounded like you were banging on the doors of a great hall.

This place makes the worst pizza I have ever had

Went there once. Never again.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:03:41 AM »

I don't know how they stay in business other than they must make those "pizzas" for like ten cents. There was a pizza buffet that opened in my town as a kid and basically it was just fat families from the trailer park behind it sitting there eating pizza and drinking pop with the kids "running" around all day/night long after a couple months.

It went out of business in case that's not obvious.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:06:24 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 20, 2015, 09:03:41 AM

I don't know how they stay in business other than they must make those "pizzas" for like ten cents. There was a pizza buffet that opened in my town as a kid and basically it was just fat families from the trailer park behind it sitting there eating pizza and drinking pop with the kids "running" around all day/night long after a couple months.

It went out of business in case that's not obvious.

That is pretty much my experience. Went with a Jewish guy I worked with because he owed me lunch for losing a bet. Of course it would be a 4.99 all you can eat pizza buffet.

We got our cups, sat down, and I proceeded to notice about 50 families who clearly had no working members allowing their kids to beat the shit out of each other, ruin the few games they did have, antagonize every table, and of course, sneeze everywhere.

Ugh

mormapope · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:25:28 AM »

When it comes to pizza buffets:

Pizza ranch is alright. I was baked as fuck when I went so I can't tell if the food was actually decent or if I was being forgiving. Its around $10 or $11 per head though. A lot of stuff besides pizza.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:25:58 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:32:51 AM »

I lived on Totinos for almost a year after I moved out of my parents house.

Rufus · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:58:21 AM »

Quote from: Reb on January 20, 2015, 08:40:17 AM

Also, is this an international thing?

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Seems fun, but I'd probably like to have all spots to myself. Those tiny things will go in three bites and there's no way the next one will be ready in time.

Yeti · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:59:31 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2015, 09:25:58 AM

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I can never get this to cook evenly, there will be parts of the crust on the bottom that are completely charcoaled, hardened and dried out. Yet there will be spots on top where it is cold, the cheese is unmelted, and it is floppy and moist.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2015, 11:14:37 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on January 20, 2015, 09:32:51 AM

I lived on Totinos for almost a year after I moved out of my parents house.

Me too.

And I got E. Coli from some (later it was revealed) recalled meat ones

never have I been sick like that before or since. At one point I was taking shits like pouring out a bucket of hot water into the toilet.

Worst part was I was still eating them trying to feel better...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2015, 12:06:07 PM »

Roll up a Party Pizza like a burrito, then the real party starts

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2015, 12:09:04 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 20, 2015, 11:14:37 AM

Quote from: Brehvolution on January 20, 2015, 09:32:51 AM
I lived on Totinos for almost a year after I moved out of my parents house.

Me too.

And I got E. Coli from some (later it was revealed) recalled meat ones never have I been sick like that before or since. At one point I was taking shits like pouring out a bucket of hot water into the toilet.

Worst part was I was still eating them trying to feel better...

Come on man, toughen up, I can pull that off mixing chipotle and beer in the same night.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2015, 12:22:54 PM »

Naw, listen, I have ibs, I've had a lot of diarrhea in my day. This wasn't just watery shit, it just was water. I had a hot water tap on my back end with the flow of a fire hose. I lost so much weight

should have gone to hospital

sarslip · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2015, 12:32:52 PM »

frozen pizzas

Quote from: Esch on January 20, 2015, 09:54:34 AM

The worst thing about Papa John's is Papa John himself. smug cunt. you can definitely tell hes the kind of guy who farts in a chair in the workplace and just lets himself marinate in it, enjoying the smell.

better ingredients, better farts

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:04:59 PM »

It's a crime against children

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:06:17 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:04:59 PM

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It's a crime against children

7 year old me says:

Pretzel

Pizza

Chocolate milk

Corn shaped shit

Fruit cocktail with none of the good fruit?

bork · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 09:06:24 AM

That is pretty much my experience. Went with a Jewish guy I worked with because he owed me lunch for losing a bet. Of course it would be a 4.99 all you can eat pizza buffet.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:13:29 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on January 20, 2015, 02:12:59 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 09:06:24 AM

That is pretty much my experience. Went with a Jewish guy I worked with because he owed me lunch for losing a bet. Of course it would be a 4.99 all you can eat pizza buffet.

Not hating, my dude plays the role perfectly.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:14:02 PM »

Quote from: Esch on January 20, 2015, 02:09:33 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:04:59 PM
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It's a crime against children

Storm I'm going to be honest here:

I think this food service cafeteria pizza might be better than CiCis.

Shit is truly, truly garbage.

Good lord. I've never had CiCis but I don't think I ever will now.

mormapope · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:14:52 PM »

Absolute shit school lunch has been the norm for a while. Good school lunch is a rarity.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:14:02 PM

Quote from: Esch on January 20, 2015, 02:09:33 PM
Quote from: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:04:59 PM
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It's a crime against children

Storm I'm going to be honest here:

I think this food service cafeteria pizza might be better than CiCis.

Shit is truly, truly garbage.

Good lord. I've never had CiCis but I don't think I ever will now.

I am not lying at all when I say the microwave square pizza we use to buy at the local bowling alley is better than CiCi's pizza.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2015, 04:56:08 PM »

Supposedly they changed their ingredients recently. I liked the Ham and cheese pizza they make with the white sauce, and a couple of their other specialty pizzas. It's five bucks. I don't expect anything worth a shit for that. I'll eat any kind of pizza and find something to like about it, though.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:11:30 PM »

good Christ wtf are they doing to that perfectly good mozzarella

I'll assume that since there are no comments addressing it that none of you have ever had the distinct pleasure of eating vegemite

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:14:14 PM »

did you watch the commercial? it's stuffed crust with vegemite coated mozzarella

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:19:22 PM »

Yeah, I don't think I'd find anything to like about that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:23:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:04:59 PM

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It's a crime against children

What the hell, man? We never got pretzels!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:27:16 PM »

We used to get french fries, and I'd wrap the pizza around a handful to make a taco-like thing.

FatalT · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:33:51 PM »

I don't really like Papa John's because the cheese or the sauce are made differently than all the other pizza chains. It screws up my throat something fierce and causes me to have trouble breathing :X

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:35:29 PM »

Papa John's is probably the worst pizza around here (Michigan). I like their five cheese pizza but that's about it. Everything else is rather bland, especially the crust. It's not "bad" just...completely forgettable. Especially their meats.

Our best pizza is a local place (I think), Aubree's. However my go-to tends to be dat $5 hot n ready from Little Caesar's. Cheap, no wait...and they put garlic butter on the crust for 50 cents. You can also get parm sauce on it but fuck that, I have parm cheese at home.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:36:54 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2015, 05:27:16 PM

We used to get french fries, and I'd wrap the pizza around a handful to make a taco-like thing.

We use to get them with potato "mounds" which were good as fuck but defiled the law of physics.

Man you could get a chocolate milk and maybe even a pudding pop back in my days in terms of trade value.

Feed black children satin's potato goop at a black school brehs

Rufus · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:40:52 PM »

Quote from: Esch on January 20, 2015, 05:26:35 PM

generally vegemite is a little overhated. it's not the worst thing, definitely an acquired taste and definitely a less is more

marmite can eat a dick though

I thought those were the same thing.

toku · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:42:12 PM »

Used to fucking love these even if it was basically like eating two lava hot bricks with cheese on top:

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:43:20 PM »

I remember when I went to a catholic school to ~~play football~~ enhance my educational references they served Pizza Hut on pizza day. Blew my fucking mind.

mormapope · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:45:56 PM »

Pizza Hut was served everyday at my highschool.

But they took out vending machines that had soda.

But you could get a slurpee at the school store.

But They had baked doritos instead of regular ole doritos.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:48:25 PM »

Homeschool lunch

It could be leftovers from last night's dinner or just about anything else.

Then when I went to high school there were a bunch of restaurants on campus. So technically I only had "school lunches" in 1st-3rd grade before I started homeschool.

cool breeze · « **Reply #46 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:50:18 PM »

Quote from: toku on January 20, 2015, 05:42:12 PM

Used to fucking love these even if it was basically like eating two lava hot bricks with cheese on top:
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sometimes I ate them with a spoon because the crust was rock hard.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #47 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:50:53 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 05:45:56 PM

Pizza Hut was served everyday at my highschool.

Yeah, well, not all of us went to school at Phillips Exeter.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #48 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:56:46 PM »

pizza hut and restaurants at high school. from the depths of my soul, I say fuck you

mormapope · « **Reply #49 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:59:33 PM »

Guys, Pizza Hut has been served in all highschools around my area for the past decade

School lunch is still shitty. Orientation between dry sandwiches and overly wet "Mexican" salads and tacos. You either pay for shit or you pay a premium to get one of three flavors of Pizza Hut.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #50 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:01:33 PM »

This thread's making me hungry, I'm gonna go get some Pizza Hut.

chronovore · « **Reply #51 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:21:56 PM »

Frozen pizza was a go-to growing up. It’s fun to eat, and easy to prepare, but it should be qualified as a snack food.

Vegemite is pretty horrible.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** January 20, 2015, 07:51:41 PM »

Cici's is bad. I went there recently because I was like "ehh, it can't really be as bad as I remembered right?" but it was.

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Author Topic: No such thing as bad pizza? (Read 3789 times)