Author Topic: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal (Read 3103 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** January 21, 2015, 01:11:10 PM »

Whose idea was this

http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/21/technology/windows-10/

Win 10 looks alright tho

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:37:08 PM »

bring back clippy instead

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:38:13 PM »

Be mad about something you can turn off as soon as you get your phone/pc/tablet

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:46:32 PM »

Need to see it in motion. 11 arguably looks like it has better distance rendering to my untrained eyes.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:51:40 PM »

Free is the right price. I wasn't gonna buy it so at least I get it no matter what now.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:55:44 PM »

Oh shit, it's free?

what is this about cortana? Isn't that already in windows phone? MS is high on pimping that Halo jizz.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:00:31 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 21, 2015, 01:55:44 PM

Oh shit, it's free?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30924022

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:02:29 PM »

Can you use this for photoshop?!?!?!?

headwalk · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM »

gays.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:14:44 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM

gays.

3D HD gay sex to be more accurate sir.

You can now pretend to be eiffel towered by 2 of the three Jonas Brothers at once.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on January 21, 2015, 02:14:21 PM

What a boring section. Just nadella talking about the windows new philosophy.

Do even shareholders care for these parts of speeches?

At this point I would usually just listen for buzzwords such as "investment" or "timeframe" while I was playing trivia crack.

Start with high point
blather blather blather
End with high point

MCD · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:35:18 PM »

everything looked awesome.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Esch on January 21, 2015, 02:17:59 PM

blah blah blah synergy

blah blah blah philosophy

blah blah blah anecdote about children

blah blah blah connectivity

blah blah blah we named something else after Halo

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:42:02 PM »

How long is it until the monthly sub starts?

Drinky prophesied about DX12

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:42:43 PM »

They hit a few words we don't like on their investor's summary we got a few days ago

We invested a lot of time in this:

Still working out some bugs

Future returns seem to be great

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:45:20 PM »

MS always the masters of making cool bullet points!

Then the consumer gets the product ....

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:36:42 PM »

I was on the floor above "Project Analog" (what is now called Hololens) on my last contract ... the whole floor was completely sealed off to anyone not on that project. Glad to finally find out what the hell they were working on there!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:41:53 PM »

I KNOW NOTHING

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:42:54 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2015, 03:41:53 PM

I KNOW NOTHING

We believe you

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2015, 04:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 02:14:44 PM

Quote from: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM
gays.

3D HD gay sex to be more accurate sir.

You can now pretend to be eiffel towered by 2 of the three Jonas Brothers at once.

Not good technology until said Jonas Brothers dicks are 3D modeled.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2015, 05:26:09 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2015, 05:33:58 PM »

Free upgrade from 8?

toku · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2015, 06:00:18 PM »

Gonna need some cliffnotes.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23 on:** January 21, 2015, 06:02:22 PM »

AR Porn. Immediate advantages as you are not blind like using VR

headwalk · « **Reply #24 on:** January 21, 2015, 06:13:53 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on January 21, 2015, 06:02:22 PM

AR Porn. Immediate advantages as you are not blind like using VR

(Image removed from quote.)

"Honey, why did you get me a morphsuit for Valentines? "

Rufus · « **Reply #25 on:** January 21, 2015, 06:19:33 PM »

Free upgrade in the first year, from Win 7 and on!? Wow.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** January 21, 2015, 09:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 21, 2015, 06:19:33 PM

Free upgrade in the first year, from Win 7 and on!? Wow.

I thought it was just an upgrade from Windows 8, but if you can in on it with Win 7 then I am so there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** January 21, 2015, 09:17:40 PM »

Can't wait to go to Father Mike's house and ask Cortana to show me his browsing history. Then call the cops.

Barraco Barner · « **Reply #28 on:** January 22, 2015, 09:32:06 AM »

I've been using the Win 10 Tech Preview for a while now, it's good.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #29 on:** January 22, 2015, 10:01:00 AM »

Quote from: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 06:13:53 PM

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on January 21, 2015, 06:02:22 PM
AR Porn. Immediate advantages as you are not blind like using VR

(Image removed from quote.)

"Honey, why did you get me a morphsuit for Valentines? "

You don't even need markers or chromakey. You can replace your wife with your waifu without her knowing

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Author Topic: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal (Read 3103 times)

Eschaton