Author Topic: White dudes using "brother" as a term of endearment (Read 4530 times)

CatsCatsCats · « **on:** January 29, 2015, 12:40:12 PM »

Some white guy drops his wallet, you pick it up and hand it to him, he says "Thanks, brother!" -- do you rage?

Also, consider Hulk Hogan, brother!!!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:43:14 PM »

Not enough options. If I'm in prison, I'm calling my Aryan Nation brothers 'brothers' all the fuckin' time. Nothing hippie or sons of Adam about that.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:44:30 PM »

Added

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:46:00 PM »

https://soundcloud.com/djatat/avicii-hey-brother-remix

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:46:36 PM »

Meh, who gives a shit?

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:46:59 PM »

I still feel like there are options missing. Shouldn't Hulk Hogan get some sort of representation?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:51:00 PM »

Alright, added a Hogan option and reset, but that's all you get

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:52:15 PM »

My white friends will call me brother too. They use to get a bit embarrassed but hell, it don't bother me.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:53:34 PM »

This is an issue? What happened to just being nice? Suddenly thats not cool? Fuck off, bro.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:55:26 PM »

I fall firmly on the side of it being just fine and do it in practice, but it was recently suggested to me (by a white woman, ofc) that it may be offensive

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:58:13 PM »

Only my brother gets a brother. Brehs is only an online thing.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:01:26 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on January 29, 2015, 12:58:13 PM

Only my brother gets a brother. Brehs is only an online thing.

You probably cross the street when a black person is coming as well

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:01:33 PM »

I have a better idea for a poll, inspired by Broad City last night:

Would you rather lick a dead man’s penis, or have sex with the same person for the rest of your life?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:02:03 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2015, 12:55:26 PM

I fall firmly on the side of it being just fine and do it in practice, but it was recently suggested to me (by a white woman, ofc) that it may be offensive

Am qualified to speak on this unlike her.

It is not offensive unless you try to sound black when you're saying brother. Even then it isn't offensive...it's funny.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:06:12 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 29, 2015, 01:01:26 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on January 29, 2015, 12:58:13 PM
Only my brother gets a brother. Brehs is only an online thing.

You probably cross the street when a black person is coming as well

But then I couldn't give them the nod. The look of 'I see you,breh.'

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:07:53 PM »

No reason to rage. I'll wonder if he's just saying it cause I'm black, but then tell myself to stop over thinking something so simple.

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 29, 2015, 01:02:03 PM

It is not offensive unless you try to sound black when you're saying brother. Even then it isn't offensive...it's funny.

What he said.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:11:57 PM »

Oh okay cool, thanks, brother!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:27:37 PM »

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2015, 01:27:37 PM

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Bury him in a squash match with Cena.

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2015, 02:31:50 PM »

Sausage · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2015, 02:33:22 PM »

Does it make any difference to you guys if they use a "hard r" when they say it. Brother as opposed to brotha

thabiz · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:12:14 PM »

hulkamania 100 % percent

king of the internet · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:20:19 PM »

I'm leaning towards against, since it's almost always used by low lifes like hippies or the homeless. I'm not your brother, dirt person. Stay away.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:21:19 PM »

It's only corny if it comes from a corny dude. Most people can say it without weirdness, regardless of race. Whereas "brotha" from a white non-British or Australian is just...

Dennis · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:25:53 PM »

Well, it sounds distinguished mentally-challenged, corny and fake when black people do it so I don't see it working for white guys either.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:28:12 PM »

what about brother-man or bro-bro?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:30:41 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on January 29, 2015, 04:25:53 PM

Well, it sounds distinguished mentally-challenged, corny and fake when black people do it so I don't see it working for white guys either.

How can a black man - the original man - be fake in anything, compared to the lab created monstrosity that is you, son of Yakub.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:40:29 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 29, 2015, 04:28:12 PM

what about brother-man or bro-bro?

it's all good, brih

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:41:52 PM »

bryh

let's be more inclusive.

thabiz · « **Reply #29 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:45:34 PM »

bro is out of bounds. never

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:47:44 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 29, 2015, 04:41:52 PM

bryh

let's be more inclusive.

br3h, don't get stressed br@h

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:07:40 PM »

I use bro all the time. the sad part is that in our group of friends it started as a joke of sorts, a game to see how often we could work bro into a regular conversation. now we conduct annual brounions and bro out. i seriously just texted a bro of mine "BROOOOO" like 10 minutes ago. fuck.

what i'm trying to say is that experimenting with bro ruined my life. not even once brehs.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:17:43 PM »

Whining about the word "brother" sounds like some stupid Portland shit.

Huff · « **Reply #33 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:21:34 PM »

I'm trying to bring dude back

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #34 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:28:22 PM »

I'm super white and I've been using variations on 'brother' since i learned to talk. brother then bro and now bruh

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:46:08 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #36 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:04:06 PM »

We have a have frat boy in the office who calls everyone brother. He's a nice guy, and I think it's nice.

So how about you bend over so I can pull that stick out of your ass, brother?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #37 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:06:11 PM »

Did you hear about the bonus money we're getting, dude?

Oh brother, we're gonna be swimming in bros and blow.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #38 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:12:13 PM »

Yep! Two month's pay on top of next month's. BROS AND BLOW, BROTHER!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:19:12 PM »

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #40 on:** January 29, 2015, 10:14:45 PM »

wait you guys get money because the king died? hook me up brehs

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** January 29, 2015, 10:45:16 PM »

will suck dick for oil money

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #42 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:03:20 PM »

Whoa whoa, you moved? where to?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:45:45 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puyallup,_Washington

Freyj · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2015, 12:16:45 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** January 30, 2015, 12:33:20 AM »

...I thought all white people just called black people "boy?"

Oh! You mean referring to each OTHER as "brother." Well. I prefer "chap" if I do say.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #46 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:18:25 AM »

Lad is the right word for whiteys

Positive Touch · « **Reply #47 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:27:01 AM »

m'laddy

chronovore · « **Reply #48 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:18:12 AM »

People choose silly stuff to get upset about.

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 01, 2015, 04:28:37 PM »

Wait, Leonard Cohen is allowed to say brother, too, I've decided.

Kara · « **Reply #50 on:** February 01, 2015, 10:01:34 PM »

Can I still say akhi? I'm fine with throwing brother-sayers under the bus if I can keep akhi.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #51 on:** February 01, 2015, 10:08:02 PM »

I'll just stick with "aniki" from now on.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #52 on:** February 02, 2015, 02:57:37 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-war-movies-have-you-seen-1839

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** February 02, 2015, 03:04:20 PM »

The Dance The Brothers Did

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