Author Topic: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words (Read 96806 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #540 on:** June 02, 2015, 09:38:00 PM »

Jon Snow convinces the mortal enemies of the Night's Watch to join him after a five minute talk

Dany fucks up for an entire season trying to get a few rich masked dudes to stop killing her friends

Who would make the better leader I wonder

dkdk · « **Reply #541 on:** June 02, 2015, 10:02:07 PM »

Tormunds pretty effective at changing folks minds.

helios · « **Reply #542 on:** June 02, 2015, 10:14:18 PM »

And an attack from the White Walkers

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #543 on:** June 02, 2015, 10:24:06 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on June 02, 2015, 10:02:07 PM

Tormunds pretty effective at changing folks minds.

bluemax · « **Reply #544 on:** June 02, 2015, 11:05:17 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on June 02, 2015, 10:06:10 AM

Quote from: Mamacint on June 01, 2015, 11:28:00 PM
Even a few minutes in the first scenes north of the wall I'd already sort of sniffed out that things where of a better quality

That's been the north and the wall in general for five seasons now. Every time a scene lit with eery ghost light and pallid inhabitants comes on; my dick twinges with the anticipation of 15 minutes of quality entertainment.

Every time a WW shows up its like the promise of that first scene comes back and I forget about all the boring eye brows and fat pink masts in between.

Tasty · « **Reply #545 on:** June 02, 2015, 11:53:41 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on June 02, 2015, 10:02:07 PM

Tormunds pretty effective at changing folks minds.

Changing them into paste on the ground, lol.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #546 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:00:03 AM »

what with Mance dead the screen time Tormund's been getting has made him grow on me

one of the biggest deviations from the books character-wise and that made him uneasy for me at first, but I think he's sliding in nicely as a wide-eyed overgrown leprechaun that serves as Jon's cardkey

which now that I think about it is exactly what he was like in the books, just with more jokes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #547 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:02:51 AM »

I miss the dick jokes tho

"If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller, until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it."

HAR

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #548 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:09:23 AM »

that's what's so weird, he was effectively an uncle to Jon. that incredibly fat, incredibly jovial uncle who reminds you of Santa if Santa were unusually upfront about his genitalia

they could not have picked a more polar disposition

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #549 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:18:39 AM »

plus he has the GOAT alias list

Tormund Giantsbane
Mead-King of Ruddy Hall
Tormund Thunderfist
Tormund Horn-Blower
Tormund Tall-Talker
Breaker of Ice
Husband to Bears
Speaker to Gods
Father of Hosts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #550 on:** June 03, 2015, 02:33:21 PM »

Game of Thrones VFX editor Katherine Chappell Killed in Lion Attack
http://winteriscoming.net/2015/06/03/game-of-thrones-editor-katherine-chappell-killed-in-lion-attack/

fuck, RIP

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #551 on:** June 03, 2015, 02:54:24 PM »

christ

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #552 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:00:44 PM »

Cercei in prison

Now just for Bolton to die

Brehvolution · « **Reply #553 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:02:24 PM »

That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all.

toku · « **Reply #554 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2015, 02:33:21 PM

Game of Thrones VFX editor Katherine Chappell Killed in Lion Attack
http://winteriscoming.net/2015/06/03/game-of-thrones-editor-katherine-chappell-killed-in-lion-attack/

fuck, RIP

what the fuck

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #555 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:09:02 PM »

Is cuz they gave up

Tasty · « **Reply #556 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:15:43 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on June 03, 2015, 03:02:24 PM

That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all.

It's not like the zombies were trying to swim after them. Night King was trying to make a point and Jon was keen to pay attention.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #557 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:37:28 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 03, 2015, 03:15:43 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on June 03, 2015, 03:02:24 PM
That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all.

It's not like the zombies were trying to swim after them.

If they could they wouldn't have to swim far.

"Nothing stops the White Walkers..."(except a few feet of water)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #558 on:** June 03, 2015, 05:42:26 PM »

Water's cold yo.

studyguy · « **Reply #559 on:** June 03, 2015, 05:46:59 PM »

They're so cold they freeze dudes swords, stop fire, leave frost where they stand.
By that you'd figure the moment they step in water it freezes, but we'll see I guess.

bluemax · « **Reply #560 on:** June 04, 2015, 01:44:18 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on June 03, 2015, 03:37:28 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 03, 2015, 03:15:43 PM
Quote from: Brehvolution on June 03, 2015, 03:02:24 PM
That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all.

It's not like the zombies were trying to swim after them.

If they could they wouldn't have to swim far.

"Nothing stops the White Walkers..."(except a few feet of water)

Logic has no place in Westeros.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #561 on:** June 04, 2015, 01:47:39 AM »

guess they didn't want to do it for dramatic purposes (Jon/Nights King stare down)

At Hardhome with six ships. Wild seas. Blackbird lost with all hands, two Lyseni ships driven aground on Skane, Talon taking water. Very bad here. Wildlings eating their own dead. Dead things in the woods. Braavosi captains will only take women, children on their ships. Witch women call us slavers. Attempt to take Storm Crow defeated, six crew dead, many wildlings. Eight ravens left. Dead things in the water. Send help by land, seas wracked by storms. From Talon, by hand of Maester Harmune

Dennis · « **Reply #562 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:31:33 AM »

helios · « **Reply #563 on:** June 07, 2015, 12:02:03 PM »

Saw some spoilers for tonight's episode (maybe even book spoilers, who knows?). Going to be depressed

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Warning

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Warning again, go back

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Last chance

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Definitely the last chance this time

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Poor Shireen :'(

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Fuck you D&D

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Fuck you Stannis

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #564 on:** June 07, 2015, 12:14:51 PM »

The Walrus just might die tonight (heart attack). I'm not even joking.

StealthFan · « **Reply #565 on:** June 07, 2015, 12:51:32 PM »

Stannis better come out unscathed

Tasty · « **Reply #566 on:** June 07, 2015, 01:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2015, 12:14:51 PM

The Walrus just might die tonight (heart attack). I'm not even joking.

Is this some Death Note shit right here?

helios · « **Reply #567 on:** June 07, 2015, 01:29:05 PM »

Episode 10 preview just got leaked

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http://streamable.com/lerl

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #568 on:** June 07, 2015, 01:32:23 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 07, 2015, 01:12:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2015, 12:14:51 PM
The Walrus just might die tonight (heart attack). I'm not even joking.

Is this some Death Note shit right here?

Depends. Did PD take that chip...and EAT IT?!

StealthFan · « **Reply #569 on:** June 07, 2015, 01:43:58 PM »

these leaks i can't look

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #570 on:** June 07, 2015, 09:38:48 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #571 on:** June 07, 2015, 09:55:25 PM »

Next episode I want to see Dany riding Drogon and burning that entire fucking cursed city to the goddamn ground.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust motherfuckers.

Barraco Barner · « **Reply #572 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:01:15 PM »

dkdk · « **Reply #573 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:03:52 PM »

Burn the infidels Drogon!

Tasty · « **Reply #574 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:14:33 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on June 07, 2015, 09:59:49 PM

Kind of like how we should just nuke Iraq and start over

I mean it's pretty much what Tyrion was saying last ep. Give Westeros a glimpse of the future if they don't bow down to the Queen.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #575 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:29:57 PM »

Stannis still your king now PD?

dkdk · « **Reply #576 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:43:43 PM »

GRRM himself ordered the hit so you cant blame D&D for it

bluemax · « **Reply #577 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:47:58 PM »

Ramsay Martin wanting more despicable things done? Who could have ever seen this coming?

El Babua · « **Reply #578 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:02:29 PM »

Me:

Even if it makes sense with his character, the context and execution are garbage.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #579 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:25:31 PM »

Didn't watch the episode, but read the leaked info earlier today. Will watch tomorrow.

Going to need to hear Martin's actual comment. The video makes it sound like Martin revealed this as a book plot, which is quite different from Martin suggesting it as a plot for the show. It doesn't make sense to happen in the book. Stannis goes back to the Wall and burns Shireen? How? Why?

I have a feeling Martin told them Shireen is burned and they added Stannis into the picture. OR Martin suggested Stannis burn Shireen in the show. It literally doesn't make sense for Stannis to cosign Shireen's burning, for a few reasons but mainly:

adwd

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He's not even on the fucking Wall with Melisandre and Shireen. How would he get back to the Wall to burn her? He's days from Winterfell in the middle of a blizzard. I agree Shireen will be burned in TWOW, and have said that for awhile. But it won't be done with Stannis' knowledge.

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #580 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:51:41 PM »

that episode was awesome and I don't really get the negative reactions to Stannis sacrificing his daughter.

StealthFan · « **Reply #581 on:** June 08, 2015, 12:19:08 AM »

Stannis always put his ambition ahead. He murdered his brother ffs. That said I liked him until tonight.

Freyj · « **Reply #582 on:** June 08, 2015, 12:41:51 AM »

Stannis killed Renly because he's Lawful Neutral and Renly was on the wrong side of his law.

This feels like another "shock value for shock value's sake" moment. Not that Martin wouldn't do it, but some of these characters are losing their identities pretty fast.

Also, the Ramsay Martin stuff is true, but his "this is what the story was supposed to be" take sounds really dry.

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Jon's "death" fixes part of that, but if Dany invades Westeros and does much of any of that I'll be sorely disappointed. Dany and Jon save the day sounds fucking awful.

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eleuin · « **Reply #583 on:** June 08, 2015, 01:22:34 AM »

Those screams

Stannis gotta go

Tasty · « **Reply #584 on:** June 08, 2015, 01:53:23 AM »

I've known Stannis was a bitchmade fuckwad when he killed Renly, aka the smoothest mofo in Westeros. Looking forward to the Stannis stan tears after tonight.

How you doing PD

Kara · « **Reply #585 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:24:29 AM »

Stannis bin Laden

studyguy · « **Reply #586 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:36:29 AM »

Was that girl getting burned all that shocking? Feel like it was a foregone conclusion. Wasn't all that hot on this after last week.

Nibel · « **Reply #587 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:56:46 AM »

Stannis is a fucking monster, holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I knew he would do it once he sent Davos away

huckleberry · « **Reply #588 on:** June 08, 2015, 07:10:59 AM »

I wonder how devoted Davos will be to Stannis after what he did. I just can't see him standing behind someone who would do that to his own child - especially after losing his in such a horrific manner.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #589 on:** June 08, 2015, 12:09:39 PM »

That scene with Davos and Shireen

Fairly good episode all together, minus Dorne which ended up being fucking nothing.

Nibel · « **Reply #590 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:42:31 PM »

I thought the Dorne scene was descent; Doran is cool.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #591 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:47:56 PM »

Man I love Davos, books and show. Cunningham has really done a great job bringing him to life, and you can tell he loves the role; he doesn't have a whole lot of scenes but nails every one.

adwd

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He's not my favorite character (that would be Tyrion and Arya) but he's in my top five. And if I could choose one person who gets to survive the series I'd pick him. Just go home to your wife n kids bro. Be safe and live out the rest of your days, far removed from war and politics.

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I'll watch the episode later tonight.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #592 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:49:30 PM »

Yep, Davos is the GOAT side character in both the show and the books. I can't imagine how he's going to react when he finds out

Kara · « **Reply #593 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:52:45 PM »

SBL been burning knickerbockers forever, if Davos gets caremad now he's a tool.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #594 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2015, 02:47:56 PM

I'll watch the episode later tonight.

for all of the hand wringing that went on yesterday, it really isn't a bad episode. Dorne is actually tolerable, Stannis's camp, for all the grief it got, is really well acted, Daznak's was dope - Tyrion, Hizdahr, Daario and Dany banter a little, I thought that was well done.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #595 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:01:03 PM »

Dorne just hammered in the "why?" of the whole thing. You have some great actors, some fan favorites from the book, and you manage to do...nothing with it.

StealthFan · « **Reply #596 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:14:24 PM »

Davos' actor was such a cunt on Strike Back. So was Tyrion.

Barraco Barner · « **Reply #597 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:22:16 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 08, 2015, 03:01:03 PM

Dorne just hammered in the "why?" of the whole thing. You have some great actors, some fan favorites from the book, and you manage to do...nothing with it.

Nice titties tho

fizzel · « **Reply #598 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:23:24 PM »

Stannis.

What a trooper, talk about plodding along and seeing a plan to its end.

StealthFan · « **Reply #599 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:33:38 PM »

The worst part was her confusion. What was she thinking while she burned? She probably though Stannis always hated her in secret. Poor girl

Even her piece of shit mother couldn't handle it.

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